A Handful of Dirt asks a person five questions they wouldn’t normally expect or receive in any other credible interview.
In consulting the Serendipiter Bag o’InquiryTM, we pose a series of questions to come up with a bit of knowledge unknown before – a handful of dirt.
Our Ghoul Jenn doesn’t care for your crappy Volvo. She’s the sleeper agent for sinister french ducks and biker tortoise-shell cats. Our Ghoul Jenn is both the voice of the street and the eye in the sky.
She’s SMASHING down injustice of those lactonic mofos that are all DUDE and no action. Our Ghoul Jenn has been one of the strongest supporters for GdL16 since the inception and we are honored to have her for this week’s A Handful of Dirt.
Which snack food can your friend(s) offer you that would have you lower your opinion of them?
The Dorito. The Dorito is an insult to the humble potato. Or possibly corncob. I can’t be bothered.
When was the last time you heard your favorite song?
My favorite song has not yet been created. The astrologers tell me that the artist for my favorite song will be born next month, and in 37 years time, she will write my favorite song. I await this moment patiently.
You are chosen to pick the ruler of the world – but it can’t be yourself – who do you pick?
I pick Batboy. It’s time he a chance to show everyone what’s what, and by that I mean, I’m sure he will smite all of my enemies, so bring him on.
What is the holiday you wouldn’t missed if everyone in the world forgot about it?
Thanksgiving. I don’t find genocide particularly celebratory. Unless it’s the genocide of spiders. I get it, they eat bugs, but they scare the shit out of me, so they have to go.
Which television show would you bring back from cancellation?
Get a Life. Chris Elliot is an undervalued talent.