Tuesday uEtsy: More Everything

Tuesday uEtsy

[For those who are searching for unique horror items, one can’t beat Etsy.com. Each Tuesday, Gravedigger’s Local 16 aims to highlight one seller. If you’re looking to spruce up your look, redecorate your sanctorum or get a gift for that special something in your life, Etsy.com is your place for spooky econo.]

M.E. – More Everything
http://www.etsy.com/shop/MoreEverything

Caught sight of a hitchhiker taking advantage of the warmer weather for this time of year, dressed in a lighter coat with a pair of jeans. There was a bag down by his boots. There was no crudely marked sign telling where he intended to go. We don’t know if he was still there by time of this writing. Perhaps he caught a ride out of Leathbridge, having finished up his business after arriving. No one spoke of him but we haven’t asked anyone. Perhaps we’ll know more why he was here in the coming weeks.

Until then, you have better things, more IMPORTANT things to take care of. You have to buy things from M.E. – More Everything.

Punk Logic Undead Girl Fangirl T Shirt hand screenprinted FREE SHIPPING

Sometimes, you got to advertise the goods. “If you got it, flaunt it,” is the saying. And perhaps, it’s time to show off that you’re a proud, non-living entity identifying as gender female in this world. So, here you go. Direct communication is the best and that’s a lesson M.E. understands all too well. Purchase this shirt and send a telepathic TWEET to the central cortex of THE WORLD.

Vampire Stake Through the Heart – Hand-Carved Wooden Stake and Carnelian Sterling Silver Choker

Next week is Valentine’s Day. It doesn’t matter if you believe in it or not; it matters If the person you’re currently romantically involved with BELIEVES in it or not. Sometimes, roses don’t cut it (hint: roses usually cut it. Always send flowers, guys. Even if your lady protests, send flowers. And not just on Valentine’s day. If you’re in a steady relationship of more than five months, you can’t let three or four months go by without sending flowers.)

Ahem.

Sometimes, flowers don’t cut it (really, three times a year at least—)AND SOMETIMES you have to get them a piece of your heart, even if there’s a stake through it. Like this piece from M.E., you’ll be able to offer up a chunk of your most vital organ and present it with a sharpened piece of wood to pierce it. Cupid couldn’t have done it better.

Punk Logic Girlie Zombie Horde T Shirt hand screenprinted FREE SHIPPING

Make sure you’re never alone by taking a flesh-hungry mob with you wherever you go. Privacy is overrated and a shrinking luxury. Might as well go naked if they keep taking your clothes away, sock by sock, inch by fabric inch. Of course, you don’t have to go naked right now. In fact, we suggest you don’t. Instead, purchase this shirt and wear it. Make a statement. A statement that you will rather sick a horde of zombies than go naked.

 

Black Satin Ribbon Frankenstein Monster Choker FREE SHIPPING

If your lady is less in favor of stakes and more in favor of necks, here’s a lovely accessory that will catch the attention of any bloodsucker/suitor that may pass her way. Hopefully, you’re not the jealous type. Jealously clashes this time of year. Red and Green don’t go well together. That’s why Freddy’s sweater was those colors – it’s a pain on the eyes. M.E. knows this. That’s why they chose an elegant color to match the clasp on this choker. Trust them. They know what they’re doing.

Moonlight and Embers Fine Art Abstract Photograph Matted 5×7 Original FREE SHIPPING

M.E. doesn’t just offer clothing and jewelry. There is a line of vivid photography available for purchase. With this doomsday winter of warmth and cold striking different parts of the continental Unites States (and elsewhere in this wonderful, wicked world) it might be time to get some art in your life before it comes to an end. And it will come to an end. Enjoy it while you can.

You can find M.E. on Facebook under the Underculture Unlimited heading (www.facebook.com/ucunlimited ). This is their fan page for the shop, their blog, and everything else. As a note, “we give away something free with every 20th like (we’ll draw a name from the last 20).”

Find them on twitter: Sara is @mamasamess and Bryan is @odd_papa. Our Blog: www.blakowblog.com. we’ll be sure to link to the feature this week as well. And there’s Pinterest. Find them on mamasamess

 

 

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