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Ceramic Travel Mug I’ll sleep when I’m dead stars clouds black turquoise aqua blue Geekery white by sewZinski
Coffee.
“I didn’t drink it at all,” Strange Jason said over a freshly brewed pot, “until I moved out here to Leathbridge. It’s not like I wasn’t drinking caffeine. It was a lot of soda at first, then I got into coffee. I stopped, picking up an energy drink habit for a while—might have been a phase, y’know? But now? At least two, maybe three a day?”
“It’s not healthy to drink that much,” says Young Gus. “Gives ya ulcers.”
“Gus, you’ve been drinking coffee back when it was stronger than motor oil and twice as thick,” said Strange Jason. “What are you saying about it being unhealthy?”
“I have my one mug in the morning,” clarifies Gus. “That is all. No more, no less.”
It’s interesting to see how the process of coffee has become a staple of many lives, so much that the oncoming extinction of the bean will lead to as much disruption as peak oil. By then, life on this planet will probably become so inhospitable that the conditions will ultimately lead to our own extinction. So, no worries.
Until then, ward of the gloom by drinking your coffee (or tea) through one of the wonderful ceramic cups from seZinski. These mugs are non-toxic, microwave and dishwasher safe (though handwashing is advised be done to preserve the color.)
Ceramic Travel Mug Painted Lucha Libre Mexican Wrestlers Mask Lightning Bolts Stars Red Blue Yellow by sewZinski on Etsy
Every day is a struggle. Sometimes, that struggle requires a corkscrew plancha suicida. If you feel like donning a mask before a business meeting or blasting entrance music once you join a conference call, you might be a luchadore. It’s strange how these changes can sneak up on you. Best embrace them. It’s much more fun than fighting it.
Octopus Ceramic Travel Mug Orange Tentacles Nautical Sea Creature Kraken Painted by sewZinski on Etsy
There’s less chance that you’re an octopus. We’re not dismissing the chance, as the cephalopods have demonstrated cunning, wit and even psychic abilities within the last few years. However, we haven’t made any personal contact with a particular species, so if you are one who happens to read this site, do send us a letter. And let us know if you drink coffee. Do you like this orange tentacle mug? We’re curious.
Sugar Skull Day of the Dead Ceramic Coaster Set Folk Art Tattoo Round Hand Painted Stars Flowers Diamonds Pink Yellow Green Turquoise Orange
Along with painted skulls and ceramic birds, sewZinski offers coasters. Sometimes, you don’t want to drink out of a ceramic mug. Your glasswear might require cold drinks. Condensation is killer for wood coffee tables, especially now that the endless summer will drive us all to drink until we expire. Or, until we perspire. Or WHILE we perspire. It’s all how you look at it. You can’t save yourself so you might as well save your coffee table from unsightly mug rings with this gorgeous coaster set.
Red Heart Ceramic Travel Mug Tattoo Swallows Loteria Love Arrow Birds Blue Mexican folk art Painted by sewZinski on Etsy
Do you love something? Someone? Do you love coffee? So many questions plague you in the morning. Love should never be in question before 11am. We find it easier to deal with it right before lunch and assuming you work a fair schedule, dealing with love around 11:15-11:30 seems fair. Be prepared with this love themed coffee mug when you’re dealing with a lover or a love of thai food.
Ceramic Tile Coaster Set Tattoo Rockabilly black & white painted gun knife poison brass knuckles by sewZinski on Etsy
To ward off people from ruining your furniture, these coasters brandish weapons of destruction. You might think they would be afraid of using the coasters but you’d be wrong. In fact, people will want to cover them up, knowing full well that they might be used upon them if they mark up your antique endtable with their can of Mt. Dew.
Save yourself some time and head over to sewZinski’s etsy shop to see all the products for sale. You can also find sewzinki on Facebook, Twitter and even Flickr. We’ll brew up another pot and see you back here next week for another Tuesday uEtsy.
