Horror Host Bloopers

I found this while searching for a video featuring some obscure horror host falling out of his coffin after one of the sawhorses holding it up gave way. I have to admit, it’s probably better that I failed to find it, as this selection from a 1985 episode of Bloopers and Practical Jokes features bigger name hosts like Sammy Terry and Big Chuck and Lil’ John:

Tuesday uEtsy: Szeya Designs

Tuesday uEtsy[For those who are searching for unique horror items, one can’t beat Etsy.com. Each Tuesday, Gravedigger’s Local 16 aims to highlight one seller. If you’re looking to spruce up your look, redecorate your sanctorum or get a gift for that special something in your life, Etsy.com is your place for spooky econo.]

Szeya Designs
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Szeya

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How far do you think you’ll have to go to be happy? Some people go half-way ‘round the world.

“Brazil has a lot of good music,” says Strange Jason. “That might be a nice place to go. Someplace isolated.”
“Too many snakes in Brazil,” Gus says, reminding Strange Jason of his fear. “You’d never be able to handle it.”

“Plus, the poverty divide is horrible,” says Strange Jason. “How far does one go to escape everything rotten in the world?”

Milton penned the following lines from Paradise Lost, spoken by Satan. “Me miserable! Which way shall I fly. Infinite wrath and infinite despair? Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell;” When you are yourself a hell, a person who is never in step with the world, it’s hell to find a way to fit in, to accept your surroundings, to be happy.

It’s highly unlikely that you will be completely at peace with yourself or the world. If you’re reading this site, it’s clear that you have a demented streak that keeps you at odds with the rest of reality. That’s fine. We have the same streak and welcome you. We also encourage you to check out Szeya Designs, a collection of small, inexpensive, quality jewelry. You can find yourself in an inch or two, and sometimes that’s all you need.

Vampire Fangs Earrings – quirky jewelry geek chic jewellery silver plated for twilight true blood the

When dangling things down near your neck, you definitely can’t go wrong with vampire teeth. You’ll notice the detail and precision in the jewelry here, detail and skill present throughout all of the products available with Szeya designs. The pieces you’ll see for sale are classy and can be worn all year long.

Skull Necklace – skull head necklace evil funky jewellery rockabilly punk rock unisex

It’s hard to find a good conversation these days. Texting, tweeting and other truncated communication methods are fine but sometimes, you need to just vocalize the thoughts between your ears. Sometimes, you have more than one thoughts – and possibly, more than one voices. Give one of those chattering personalities in your cerebellum a skull of its own with this necklace.

Shovel Earrings – funky jewellery scary horror creepy jewelry grave corpse crazy rockabilly geeky

If we need to explain why we think these are rad, there is no hope for you.

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With the warmer weather, people are showing off their legs. Sometimes, they’re attached to their bodies. These legs need to be decorated and what better way than with anklet jewelry displaying frag grenades. Why not? Seems fitting. Why so, we can’t tell you.

Jack O Lantern Earrings – funny jewellery quirky jewelry pumpkin head ghost fun rockabilly

If saws, teeth, grenades or shovels aren’t your speed, there is always the Jack O Lantern. Very approachable, very friendly, very pumpkin shaped.

The wares here will help you get a little more happier with your self, if just a little bit at a time. But that’s more than what you had when you started.  Buy all these over at Szeya Designs store. When you’re done getting happy, come back here for next week’s Tuesday uEtsy.

Japanese Sci-Fi A to Z

[In 1995, Christopher Elam started a Japanese monster movie fanzine called Owari (which means “The End”). While the focus grew broader as the years went on, he never lost his fondness for the genre. Today Owari exists as his blog, where today’s article originally appeared there! So why are we posting it? If you can’t see the humor in reposting a blog article devoted to the recycling of an article appearing in two magazines, I don’t know what to tell you. Besides, it’s a great read about a major influence on his interest in kaiju eiga. You can learn more by visiting his site, and then pick up his first book, Captain Satellite: Number Zero.]

Basically, this whole entry is Corey Bond’s fault. I’ve known Corey for more years than I can actually remember, but never knew how hardcore into Godzilla he was. That changed with the launch of his new blog Mechagodzilla Jr. in April. He really got my attention with the entry Giant Monsters vs. Alien Invaders. Why’s that? Because it is surprisingly similar to one of my own experiences.

My Fass magazine that changed my life was Star Force Vol. 2, No. 5 (October 1981). I was 9 years old, the same age Corey was when he got that copy of Space Wars. I still have the remnants of my magazine, but it’s in no condition to scan. It doesn’t even have a cover, and there doesn’t seem to be a scan of this cover online. Heck, I can’t even find a record of the magazine’s existence online. It’s only through the generosity of a friendly eBay seller that I got a scan from a price guide that depicts the cover and confirms not only that it exists, but that it looks exactly the way I remember.

Courtesy of Steve Dolnick, here is a small B&W photo of that cover:

This magazine had a huge impact on me. It was my introduction to the Fleischer Brothers Superman cartoons, the Superman movie serials, and Roger Corman. But it’s that “Complete Guide to Japanese Sci-Fi” listed on the cover that helped make me who I am today. It is not REALLY a “complete guide,” but it WAS one of my primary gateways into Japanese Sci-Fi.

I’d been fascinated by Japanese sci-fi since I first learned it existed, but it had mostly eluded me. While this particular overview stated up front that the Godzilla and Gamera movies were omitted (rats!), it did cover a plethora of movies that fired my imagination. I can’t tell you how often I daydreamed about the potential wonders of the Starman movies or the obvious crazy awesomeness of VOYAGE INTO SPACE. The most enticing were the ones (always the most outlandish) that were omitted entirely from your standard film reference books that would later fall into my youthful hands. “Japanese Sci-Fi A to Z” might have been snarky and dismissive of most of the films it covered, but it was my first real ticket into a dreamland that would end up shaping my own creativity as I grew to adulthood.

It was also uncredited. I think all the articles in that magazine were. Flash forward to July 1992. I’m on the verge of turning 20 and have no idea that in just a few short years I will be knee-deep in a Japanese sci-fi fandom I don’t even realize exists at that moment. I made my one and so far only stop at Dark Star Books on the trip home from visiting my relatives in Ohio. Frankly, the store experience itself (including SPACE 1999 trading cards in their original box and the store cat on the prowl) was far more memorable than most of what I bought that day. The exceptions were the first issue of the sadly short-lived Justice Society of America series that launched in 1992 and a copy of Star Warp Vol. 1, No. 2 (June 1978).

It was likely the “Japanese Sci-Fi Monsters” blurb that compelled me to page through this old mag. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be the influential “Japanese Sci-Fi A to Z” article almost exactly the way I remembered it! The main difference was that this version of it carried a byline: Tom Rogers.

I would learn in later years that Fass’ various and sundry publishing imprints were very good at recycling material. So it was partially a whimsical twist of fate that placed that article in front of me at a time when I was very impressionable. That 1978 article was repurposed in 1981 (right down to the original layout) for likely no other reason than to fill up space in the back of the magazine. It was colorful even in black and white and gave the impression that there was more to the publication than simply a cheap cash-in on the STAR WARS and SUPERMAN franchises. Not really true, but maybe good enough for the lawyers.

I don’t know much about Tom Rogers. His name appears in so many of the Fass mags that Corey has given the guy his own tag. My research indicates he turns up in early issues of Starlog, including Starlog Photo Guidebook: Spaceships from 1977. He also did some writing for Marvel in the late 70s/early 80s that I believe are articles rather than stories. There’s also the tantalizing tidbit that he worked for The Monster Times until that fabled tabloid closed up shop. Point of fact, I think there’s a link here that no one has adequately explored. I believe at least a portion of the crew from The Monster Times found their way to Fass’ “Stories, Layouts & Press, Inc.” division to create its numerous sci-fi magazines. There was such a proliferation that I’m pretty sure that the Moviemags site hasn’t even cataloged them all.

I was discussing this entry with my compadre David McRobie a couple of days ago and mentioned how much I owed Tom Rogers, even though he came across as if the films were largely beneath him. David mentioned to me that he recalled Rogers writing a very complimentary piece on Ghidrah in The Japanese Fantasy Film Journal. Wait, what? Tom Rogers writing for the JFFJ? If you’re not familiar with that fanzine, it was THE most important fanzine in the then-miniscule Japanese sci-fi fan community in the 1970s and early 1980s. Why would Tom Rogers, the man who dismissed the vast majority of the genre as “ridiculous and incredibly juvenile,” be writing for that publication?

It just so happens that someone has uploaded that particular issue of JFFJ (#12) to Scribd, so everyone can read it. And there it is, just the way David described it. No snark. Just enthusiasm. As I put it to David, he was kayfabing us in that Japanese Sci-Fi A to Z article, wasn’t he? Yep, sure seems that way.

It makes sense. For someone who was knocking Japanese sci-fi, Rogers seemed to both know an awful lot about it and write about it a lot. Plus, he worked for The Monster Times, which had pushed Godzilla harder than any other American monster mag. While it’s certainly possible Tom Rogers was completely sincere in every article, I suspect he had an affection for the genre that he was subtly trying to get across. I know his descriptions fired my kiddie imagination and made me desperately want to see those movies, no matter how bad the writer said they were. Plus, as David said (to extend the pro wrestling analogy), he was playing a heel in one territory (the Fass magazines) and a face in another (JFFJ). He was writing to his audience and giving them what they expected.

Y’know, I can respect that. Freelance writing is no easy job. If writing about something I loved meant that I had to trash it to earn my check, I’d do it. But I would do it in the way Tom Rogers did, lavishly illustrated and colorfully spelled out in enough detail to let people decide for themselves.

As for the article itself, it’s a decent overview of the genre as it stood in mid-1978. There are 27 films discussed in all, and while in no way exhaustive, it’s not a bad record of what had been released. The Godzilla and Gamera films up to that point (15 and 7, respectively) are left out just as promised. RODAN and MOTHRA presumably are missing for the same reason. Those kaiju films that fall more properly under fantasy (the Majin movies and THE MAGIC SERPENT) are omitted. There’s also the apparently conscious decision to leave out TIDAL WAVE, since that was considered more “disaster movie” than sci-fi. And there’s nothing for films that hadn’t gotten widespread American release yet (THE WAR IN SPACE, THE LEGEND OF DINOSAURS) or ones that didn’t get released in this country at all. Well, that last is debatable, but we’ll get to that shortly.

As near as I can tell, the major omissions from this article (from a 1978 perspective) are HALF HUMAN, VARAN THE UNBELIEVABLE, and TERROR BENEATH THE SEA. I dunno, maybe they were in the manuscript and got edited for space. Still, it was a lot harder to keep tabs on all these things in the mid-70s than it is today, so Rogers might have missed them. Or hey, maybe like people on the Internet are always saying, he “forgot” them. In any event, I think only missing those three and maybe an obscurity like VENUS FLYTRAP is pretty good for 1978.

There’s also an anomaly in this article, and it is perhaps the biggest “clue” that Tom Rogers was more knowledgeable than he was letting on to his readership. One of the films listed is called THE FINAL WAR. This is almost certainly THE LAST WAR, a Toho-produced WWIII drama that was part of the same distribution deal as GORATH and THE HUMAN VAPOR. The review isn’t very specific, so it’s hard to say for sure.

The trouble is, there WAS a Japanese science-fiction movie called THE FINAL WAR! While it apparently did play in the U.S., it’s an open question as to how much distribution it got. IMDB lists Medallion as its TV distributor, but that sounds like someone might be confusing it with THE LAST WAR. The theatrical distributor was supposedly Sam Lake Enterprises, which dealt primarily in sexploitation films. I have no idea why they would have picked up THE FINAL WAR, if in fact they did.

So did Tom Rogers mean THE FINAL WAR or THE LAST WAR? Until we find him to ask him, I don’t know. Certainly, it seems like THE LAST WAR is more likely, but it’s not out of the question he might have seen THE FINAL WAR. But even if he didn’t, how could he make this kind of mistake? Remember JFFJ? If Tom Rogers was familiar enough with Japanese sci-fi to write for (and presumably, subscribe to) that fanzine, he probably would have been aware of the two movies even if the general (fan) public wasn’t. Ironically, it’s the kind of confusion that crops up when you have too much knowledge.

Tom Rogers was blessed with such a common name that I can’t be sure if this Tom Rogers is him or not. He seems like the most likely candidate, but who knows? What I do know is that, wherever he is, I want to thank Tom Rogers for introducing me to the world of Japanese sci-fi. Whether he hated those movies or secretly loved them, he kindled within me the desire to discover them and experience their wonders for myself. Considering all that has come since then, I don’t think that’s a debt I can ever fully repay.

For your edification and amusement, here are scans of the article from the original(?) Star Warp printing:

BONUS: When this article was reprinted in Star Force in 1981, something was needed to replace that portion of a Star Trek article on the final page. The solution was to paste over a picture of Maren Jensen as Athena from BATTLESTAR GALACTICA. This was a fascinating design choice, since a) there was no caption b) there was no Galactica content in the mag and c) Galactica had been off the air for over a year. Why this picture? Maybe because it fit the space? Maybe because Maren Jensen was hot? At any rate, this is the best version of it I could find.

Oh, one more thing, and I’ll wrap this up. If you are a seller on eBay or Amazon Marketplace and have a reasonably-priced copy of Star Force Vol. 2, No. 5 for sale, please drop in and let me know on the original version of this post on my blog. I would really like a complete copy of this piece of my personal history. Thank you.

It’s Free RPG Day!

Yay, verily!

Yes, today is the day when gaming stores all over the US (and other countries) are giving away free RPG adventures and other useful role-playing items. In fact, you can find out what retailers in your area are participating by visiting the official Free RPG Day website. As was the case last year, we’re offering up plenty of free downloads for those who don’t have any gaming stores nearby (or those that do and simply want more goodies). If the “Quick Start” rules for any of the RPGs mentioned below can’t be found, odds are they were linked to in last year’s article on the subject. Speaking of which, let’s start things off with some offerings from 2011 that we neglected to mention:

Last year, not only did Pinnacle Entertainment released a free Savage Worlds adventure called “The Wild Hunt,” but they also released a special papercraft model to be used while playing said adventure.

Paizo released a free Pathfinder adventure “We Be Goblins,” while Stone Tablet Games released “Here There Be Demons.”

White Wolf Publishing released a free adventure that is sure to interest anyone who regularly visits this site: “Nightmare on Hill Manor.”

Closing out out selection of freebies that we missed out on last year, Green Ronin Publishing released Quick Start rules for their Dragon Age RPG and Eden Studios released a free corebook for All Flesh Must Be Eaten.

Although we don’t have downloads of any Free RPG Day 2012 offerings, it’s safe to assume that you will be able to find some at the official Free RPG Day Facebook page over the next few days. But if you want more free stuff, you’re sure to enjoy this following selection of free downloads:

Pelegrane Press has ton of free goodies. One of our favorites is a Trail of Cthulhu adventure called “The Murderer of Thomas Fell” that comes complete with pre-generated characters. If you prefer to generate your own characters, then this should be of great use for you.

Speaking of Cthulhu, Chaosium has blank Call of Cthulhu character sheets and a free “Cthulhu Invictus Bestiae” sourcebook that’s full of monsters for the Cthulhu Invictus campaign setting. Heading over to Google Books yields a lengthy preview of Keith Herber’s The Keeper’s Companion, which offers lots of tips on running a game and stats for Reptile People.

In the tradition of the freebies included in their audio dramas, The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society newspaper clippings and even vintage postcards, but they’ve also teamed up with Miskatonic River Press to release free player handouts for the Call of Cthulhu game book “New Tales of the Miskatonic Valley.”

Dead Inside is an interesting horror RPG. To paraphrase an article on RPGnet, this RPG avoids the usual “Kill monsters and take their stuff” concept in gaming and opts for a “Heal people and give them stuff” concept. You can find a variety of free downloads for it (and other games) at the Atomic Sock Monkey Press website.

In the mood for a grim fairy tale? You can download the free edition of Puppetland here. If you’re in the mood for a comedic horror experience, download Risus (“The Anything RPG“).

If you would prefer a horror comedy RPG that’s a little more structured, check out the Quick Play Guide for Monsters and Other Childish Things.

Would you like to try Dread: The First Book of Pandemonium on for size? The official website has everything you need to get started, from character sheets to a scenario called “Art Imitates Death.”

Haunted Attic has several free role-playing games from Joe Williams, including Lost Souls. Similarly, the official sites for Little Fears and Dying Earth offer many freebies.

Ronin Arts has a fairly simple free game called “vs. Monsters” available for download. JAGS stands for “Just Another Gaming System” and its official website offers a free horror adventure called “Season of Worms,” complete with pre-generated characters. Not only that, but they also offer a free GURPS conversion for said adventure!

For those unfamiliar with the term, conversions are a handy way to use adventures for other RPG systems in your system of choice. For example, you could convert the Call of Cthulhu adventure noted above into a GURPS Horror scenario using the information noted here. And by using this unofficial Call of Cthulhu to Deadlands conversion system, you can also figure out a way to convert Deadlands adventures into GURPS (and vice versa)!

Google Groups is a very fruitful resource for free gaming materials. In addition to this interesting post on how to reuse preexisting monster stats to create new monsters to throw at your players, someone came up with a homebrew slasher character to use in GURPS. For a quick ‘n dirty GURPS adventure, plop him into a house party (using a map taken from here) and see if your players can survive the night. Make sure to note that the power mysteriously went out for extra chills.

If you don’t have any of the dice necessary to try out the above, then these papercraft dice will be of great use to you. Similarly, do you want to try out one of the above games but don’t want to buy a whole notebook of graph paper? Then head on over Incompetech and print out your own for free! There’s plenty of interesting types of graph paper you can choose from, which allows a variety of unusual maps to throw at your players.

Some of your might remember last year’s article about using music during RPG sessions. Those wishing to try that should definitely be interested to know that Incompetech also offers an incredible amount of free music. There’s horror music, fantasy music and just about any other genre you can think of. Those seeking old timey music and tracks from exotic locals for their Call of Cthulhu campaigns should consider their search over.

Do you have friends that are interested in gaming with you, but don’t live nearby? Then you might want to consider downloading online gaming aids (such as MapTool) from RPTools.

If the above somehow isn’t enough for you, then you definitely need to check out this amazing resource for free RPG downloads.

Special thanks to the organizers of Free RPG Day for use of the image!

Happy Free RPG Day!

As always, Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of downloading from any links given here. Attempt at your own discretion. We make no guarantees about the future availability of the material listed above, so get them while you can. Blah blah blah…

6′+ Episode 32 is up!

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“Six months in and we’re overwhelmed by all the incredible music that has come out. Here’s a sampling of what we’ve got so far, with music from Calabrese, The Surf Zombies, Alucard, The Vooduo, The Bloodtypes, The Madeira and more! Plus, Monstermatt Patterson drops by and Dr. Gangrene speaks with Ari Lehman, the first actor to portray Jason Voorhees.
Show notes, song listing, picture and more after the jump.”

Remember to email 6′+ (contact at 6ftplus.com) or leave a comment below about the show, whether you liked it or not. Tell your friends, leave a review on iTunes, but above all – enjoy.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes and Stitcher . We’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

Tuesday uEtsy: Zombie Bride

Tuesday uEtsy

[For those who are searching for unique horror items, one can’t beat Etsy.com. Each Tuesday, Gravedigger’s Local 16 aims to highlight one seller. If you’re looking to spruce up your look, redecorate your sanctorum or get a gift for that special something in your life, Etsy.com is your place for spooky econo.]

Zombie Bride UK
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Leathbridge has a thriving marriage industry, mainly for the scenic locale that affords an expansive view of the valley. With lush backgrounds, unusually temperate climates and competitive prices, it’s no surprise that parts of the Morehouse State Park are booked for wedding parties months in advanced.

This isn’t so much an advertisement for the services. Heaven knows that the local Tourism Board pumps enough into drawing in as much as possible with its savvy ad campaigns. This is more of an explanation that, come May through September, we often see many brides being transported around town as if maids-a-marrying were valued dry goods and we had somehow been taken back in the trading post days of Cole Leathbridge.

Most of the weddings are traditional, which isn’t to say they are strictly man-woman pairing. Quite the contrary, as all types of human-on-human, consensual matrimonies are welcomed so long as the money is legal tender. No, the traditional aspect is in the garments worn by those participating. A lot of white gowns are seen and sold throughout town, with a bevy of men suited up in fine rented tuxedos.

There are a few creative types, though, eschewing convention for more flamboyant or discreet wedding day wear. Couldn’t have been more than two weeks ago that we caught sight of a woman striding to the towncar, an electric pink veil with matching train blowing in the wind. She looked so happy.

There are options for some of you horror fans when, despite what perceptions others might have about you, you decide to marry.

First off, don’t get married on Halloween. That’s free advice. It seems appealing, it seems like it’s appropriate to do but it’s more than just cliché. It s ‘gauche,’ a term we’ve picked up from Poinsettia since she and her father were around here recently. ‘Gauche’ is gaudy, tasteless and somewhat repulsive when it comes to behavior. Unless your relationship has a significant, undeniable attachment to October 31st, do not get married on that day. The idea is that you’re cementing a date on the calendar as your own, as audacious as that sounds. Leave Halloween alone and get your own day.

Second, don’t go all black in your outfit choices. You can do magic with white and a little accessories. In fact, Zombie Bride has done just that. As focus of this week’s Tuesday uEtsy, Zombie Bride showcases that you can be just as horrifying as you can be romantic with white wedding finery.

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Ladies, Bluebeard was a man who killed his wives. It might be time to change up the myth. Don’t be a black widow. Be a white widow. And when you do that, NO FINGERPRINTS. So get these gloves if you plan on having a short honeymoon and an even shorter marriage. Divorce is cheap. Just make sure they can’t trace you to the body. Also, do it so it looks like an accident so you can keep your registry gifts.

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Not all clothing sold by Zombie Bride has to be reserved for your special night. This blood splattered bra is actually, in our minds, a very amusing joke. Some young, attractive mate (male or female) has finally convinced you to let them take your shirt off. It’s an exciting moment, never to really be reproduced throughout the whole of the relationship. After either excitingly undoing the buttons, pulling at the zipper or sliding the shirt up your side, they reveal an undergarment that looks like it’s been through a slaughterhouse. Instant libido killer? Or libido ENHANCER? Either way, interesting results will vary. Let us know.

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What makes this sweat jumper so fantastic is that you can wear it all year round. It’ll help keep you warm in the cold months but if you want to bust it out during summer? It has ventilation. Unlike the zombies you might be fighting, this piece of clothing breathes well.

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Of course, the dress-wearing individual of the wedding shouldn’t be the only one covered in blood. No, for you groom or bow-tie wearing individuals, Zombie Bride has you covered. In blood.

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From your head to your toe, your special day can be complete. You can have a fantastic, all encompassing look on the day you tie the knot or have a special set for when you step out onto the town for a night of partying and decapitation.

Find the shop here and see what you can get for your day. After you get back from the honeymoon, check with us here at Tuesday uEtsy.

6’+ Hotline

A reminder – you have until midnight (00:00 am (est) ) on Wednesday to call in and leave a message on the 6’+ Hotline. If you leave your message, you’re likely to win something (if not a GdL16 button, something else we have kicking around here at the Front Office.)

Answer one of the questions below and your answer will be on the next episode of 6’+.

Free RPG Day Is Coming!

That’s right, Free RPG Day is just around the corner. The 6th annual installment is scheduled for June 16 and we highly recommend that you consider getting involved, whether you’re already a gamer or are interested in just trying things out to see if gaming would be your thing. There’s plenty of stuff to appeal to fans of all things science fiction and horror (and even steampunk).

If you’re already into RPGs, then the following piece of news from the official Free RPG Day Facebook page should really motivate you into visiting your local game store:

“Just got the word from Troll Lord Games that their Castles & Crusades module for FRD 2012 will be EXCLUSIVE to the event…only at a participating FLGS! Not sold after the event…not sold in PDF…ever (or so they say!).”

But don’t forget to visit our site during the big day, as we’ll be offering up a huge selection of free gaming goodies! You can find more information about the big day (and a list of participating retailers) at the official Free RPG Day website.

Zombie Hunter: Season Two

I like independent horror. Being slightly mental (in more ways than one) I need only a semi-good story and some decent sound and BAM! I’m having a good time.

ZOMBIE HUNTER is an independently produced series from Deadman Productions. Season One can be found online at YouTube (and available for purchase on DVD.) Season Two is about to start and we got word of it thanks to @MrDeadmanDT on Twitter. Here are a couple trailers of what to expect in Season Two. Since the first series is free to view, head on over and watch it to catch up on the story and gory details.

Tuesday uEtsy: The Hanging Badger

Tuesday uEtsy

[For those who are searching for unique horror items, one can’t beat Etsy.com. Each Tuesday, Gravedigger’s Local 16 aims to highlight one seller. If you’re looking to spruce up your look, redecorate your sanctorum or get a gift for that special something in your life, Etsy.com is your place for spooky econo.]

The Hanging Badger
www.etsy.com/shop/thehangingbadger

 

The Dragon wounds St George – Silhouette Print

Anachronism is a peculiar phenomenon, when naturally occurring. Artificial Anachronism, that faux-nostalgia vibe felt when some 20-something male is out on the street, busking away while dressed up to ape Orville Wright while playing a ukulele and singing a collection of 20’s jitterbug ditties.

That is what scientists have classified as “trying too hard.”

No, natural occurring anachronism is more pleasant. And much more bizarre, because when you come across someone earnestly doing something out-of-time, it’s a jolt. Suddenly, the linear restrictions of fads, tastes and customs are SMACKED around and all you know to be true has been rearranged like a whirling dervish in your sock drawer.

Something similar happened when discovering the work of Jacob Sharpe, an artist and illustrator specializing in vinyl cut relief printing. Similar to the historical woodprint technique of carving an image into a piece of wood, covering it with ink and pressing it against a piece of paper, Mr. Sharpe of The Hanging Badger engages in this practice but through the use of vinyl.

One of the benefits of this is the irregularity of ink and paper. There is no way to make a perfect reproduction. Each print, just by its nature, is different.

“This image was made using vinyl-cut relief printing. I’ve used a water-based black ink on high quality white card. It has been printed by hand and because of this no two prints are ever exactly the same.”

Offered for this spotlight, we have a selection of work from the Hanging Badger. Some of it showcases Mr. Sharpe’s relief work, some of it is machine made. All of it will bring a bit of anachronism to your world, making you take a handful of time with you.

Illustrated Medieval Zombie Booklet – Knight of the Dead

One of the digital printings is a story of an undead knight and a monk, told through reproductions of Sharpe’s vinyl cuts. Gory in a Gorey sense, the images are both captivating and haunting. And since it’s a picture book, it’s perfect for your toddler and preschooler. Highly recommended.

Womens Medium Graphic T-Shirt – Original Portrait Illustration

Though prints are the main course, The Hanging Badger has some other products available, like this original work captivating the likeness of Ella Lanchester, originally done in vinyl-relief cut printing but rendered on 100 % Cotton. Anachronism allows for the blending of technologies, as it’s not meant to dislodge you from time but to mix the two periods together.

Mens Graphic Dark Fantasy T-Shirt – Horror of the Guillotine

Of course, if you don’t want to wear the face of a woman on your chest, you can always don a graphic scene that has a man about to lose eight pounds in two to three seconds. That’s the Robespierre Diet System. It’s quite effective. You shed the pounds and lose all those unwanted cravings. No exercise involved, either, so it’s quite low-intensity – save for, y’know, that one moment when you hear the SWISH. That gets your heart racing.

Silhouette Print – Beowulf Sea Monster

One of the two main stories (that of St. George and the Dragon being the other) is of Beowulf, a tale which lends itself nicely to Mr. Sharpe’s carving tools. Something about the ancient tale makes it perfect to be captured in relief print. This picture of the Sea Monster is one of the many captured on quality card stock, able for faming and display in your home, apartment or cave.

Grendel’s Mother and Beowulf do Battle – Silhouette Print

 You won’t find any CGI Angelina Jolie here. It’s probably for the best.

 

It’s also for the best that you head over to http://www.thehangingbadger.com as well as the Etsy Store. Purchase, hang, bask in the concept that you’re not so much a traveler but a stalwart of time. Just make sure to return here next week for another Tuesday uEtsy.

 

6′+ Episode 31 is up!

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“Saddle up and get in deep with some western twang, some spooky country and western rock that makes your bleaching bones rattle in the sun. Monstermatt Patterson will meet you at High Noon for another Monstermatt Minute. Doc Gangrene and the Metal Morgue are taking it easy, recovering from a weekend hootin’ and hollerin’.

We’ve got music from The Pine Box Boys, Ghost Town Hangmen, Kirk Green, Urban Surf Kings, The Metrolites, Ghoultown and more. You also get to go 3ftDeep with the entity behind Haunted George. All this and more!”

Remember to email 6′+ (contact at 6ftplus.com) or leave a comment below about the show, whether you liked it or not. Tell your friends, leave a review on iTunes, but above all – enjoy.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes and Stitcher . We’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

Wah Chang Remembered

As it’s Asian Heritage Month, I thought it would be the perfect time to look at the life and career of an Asian American (Chinese American, to be specific) special effects artist who I feel hasn’t gotten the wide recognition he truly deserves: Wah Chang.

Wah Ming Chang was born in the summer of 1917. Although born in Hawaii, it was not until his family moved to San Francisco two years later that his passion for sculpting developed. This was due to his parents’ business, the HoHo Tea Room, becoming a popular hangout for artists.

Although his IMDB profile and Wikipedia entry both list a plethora of films that he is claimed to have worked on, much of them are marked as him having done uncredited work. Sadly, given the relative lack of confirmed information about Wah Chang online (even on Google Books), it is hard to tell fact from fiction. Adding to the confusion is Chang’s own humble nature. When his firm won an Award for its special effects work, Chang was not named on said award due to an issue with the credits submission process. He did not raise a fuss over the matter, apparently content with the fact that everyone else was named. According to his friend Bob Burns, Wah Chang was always humble and never one to boast. As a result, it’s highly possible that he really did work on all of the above-mentioned projects without credit and never went out of his way to change that.

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Farewell, Zombie Awareness Month

Although I think our selection of zombie-related posts was wider than last year’s offers, I must admit that our grand total of zombie-related content was not quite as large as I had hoped. Granted, many of us were very busy this month, but I still felt kind of bad about it. So I thought make like Atomic Mystery Monster and close things out with two zombie-themed videos. Our first selection should be familiar to anyone who stuck around after the end credits of the VHS release of Return of the Living Dead Part II, thanks to a Youtube user by the name of NostalgiaVision:

Ah, memories. I recall a similar ad at the end of Surf Nazi Must Die. Sadly, Movie Tees seems to no longer be in business, so you’ll have to hit ebay if you want one of those sweet shirts.

You might remember Zombie! from their appearances on our podcast and our most recent Valentine’s Day post. In this video from KillerKungPhoo, the song “Meet Me in the Graveyard” is coupled with a lengthy photo montage of female fans in zombie makeup to form what I think is the perfect way to close out Zombie Awareness Month 2012:

Ghostly Tales

Guess which Paul Naschy film this cover reminds me of!

While my past reviews of audio books from AudioGo have consisted of reissues of 80’s releases from Tangled Web Audio, Ghostly Tales marks the first time I’ll be reviewing a more recent audio book commissioned by AudioGo. It also marks the first time I’ve reviewed an audio book with multiple narrators, as the four scary stories that make it up are read by Michael Maloney, Eleanor Bron and Andrew Sachs. Despite the presence of two famed comedic performers, their readings are anything but funny.

In “The Phantom Coach” by Amelia B. Edwards, a man lost in a snowstorm makes a desperate choice in order to return to his recently-betrothed wife that has very unexpected consequences. In “The Tapestried Chamber” (as told, but not originally written, by Sir Walter Scott) the reunion of two friends at the end of the Revolutionary War becomes less joyous when one spends a night in the titular room and discovers why it was previously left sealed. From the mind of legendary horror author Bram Stoker comes “The Judge’s House,” where a student seeking an isolated place to study finds his chosen residence infested with rats. Can he uncover the strange secret of the rope the nasty-looking head rat always travels on before it’s too late? Finally, “The Man of Science” by Jerome K. Jerome details how the chase between a wronged man and the man who wronged him doesn’t end, even when one of the participants dies…

Michael Maloney narrates both “The Phantom Coach” and “The Tapestried Chamber” and his commanding voice is a perfect fit. He has a nice range for performing other characters in the stories, but in true audio book style, they’re all clearly done by the same person. My only compliant is that all of the great atmosphere set up about the isolated cabin described in “The Phantom Coach” is never followed up on by the author.

Elenor Bron handles the narrating duties for “The Judge House,” presumably to avoid the silliness of having a male narrator trying to deliver all of the numerous lines from a female character. Using her both elegant and experienced voice, Bron opts not to adopt any obvious character voices and instead lets the story speak for itself. This is a wise move, as Stoker’s effective writing (and rather unique approach to the presence haunting the titular house) easily drawn the listener into the story, to the point where they can practically hear the scrabbling of the rats in the walls. Finally, Andrew Sachs’ performance in “The Man of Science” offers the best vocal range of the three narrators (although Michael Maloney is my favorite of the narrators in terms of performance). His accents are all well-done and I found the encounter at a church between the two people involved in the chase to be excellent in terms of both writing and telling. Although the music used at the intro and outro of each tale potentially limits this collection’s use for a “storyteller” prop, it’s extremely well done and I would gladly pay for an album full of similar tracks.

As was the case with their releases of various radio drama series, AudioGo has released a double CD set for this collection of four stories (which runs for a total of 2 hours and 19 minutes). Said stories are all unabridged, even when a passing reference to a character in “The Tapestried Chamber” having acted as a (and I quote) “fag” for the main character in their school days. Obviously, its meaning then is completely different from what it means today. It’s actually a reference to having worked as a servant for an upperclassman (although some speculate there might be a link between the two meanings). Sadly, this collection lacks any sort of liner notes and only offers some brief narrator biographies instead. However, interested parties can find some great footnotes for “The Tapestried Chamber” here. Other than that minor quibble, it’s great for anyone looking for a spooky way to pass an evening.

Special thanks to AudioGo LTD for the review copy!

The Aquabats, “Fashion Zombies”

Given all the musicbased articles I’ve done for the site, it may surprise you to learn that I wasn’t always this way. For much of my early life, I was more of a passive listener of music. If it was on the radio or something my parents were listening to, then by golly, that’s what I was listening to as well. During my later school years, there was intense pressure on me to do well in school and any potential distractions (like music) were largely frowned on during the school year.

When I first really started getting into music, I focused mostly on humor-based material. Naturally I started out with Weird Al and later graduated to (thanks to a push from Strange Jason) Frank Zappa. Over the years, I’d occasionally hear references to a band called “The Aquabats” who specialized in humorous rock, all while wearing homemade superhero costumes. Although they sounded exactly like something I’d be into, but I always seemed to keep putting off investigating further. When I was in college, money was extremely tight and the workload made it all too easy to forget about discovering new bands.

Flash forward to about 2008 or 2009. Not long after Jason hooked me up with a link to the original pilot for The Aquabats! Super Show!, I came across a free listing for the Aquabats on an OnDemand music channel. Naturally, I selected it and came across the greatness of the song “Fashion Zombies.” I was immediately hooked. You can check it out right now thanks to NitroPunkRock (the official Youtube channel of the band’s then-record label):

The catchy music was great, as was the humorous fight sequences and goofy painted on mustache and faux missing tooth on MC Bat Commander. Said Commander is played by Christian Jacobs, the creator of Yo Gabba Gabba! (a development that ultimately changed the Aquabats’ musical focus). The album that “Fashion Zombies” appeared on, Charge!!, turned out to be the last album by the band to have been targeted solely towards an older audience. As you may recall from Strange Jason’s look at their following album, they’re now trying to make their work more accessible to a younger audience. From what I understand, the band had been trying to launch a children’s show for quite some time, although I’ve heard rumors the original version of the pilot for The Aquabats! Super Show! (which eventually aired in altered form on the family-oriented channel the Hub) was aiming for a release on Adult Swim. That, coupled with how the band has been through several musical changes since their 1996 debut, makes their focus on children less shocking to me. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if they change things up once again when their show eventually ceases production.

Feed Me!

As you might recall from my Venus Coin Trap article, I made a passing reference to having received the Little Shop of Horrors-inspired Milton Bradley game “Feed Me!” as a gift many years ago. Whereas the Venus Coin Trap appears to be based on the depiction of Audrey II from the film’s poster, “Feed Me!” seems to be based on Audrey II’s (for lack of a better term) “speaking posture” that is used for most of the film.

As this was intended as a children’s game, certain “scary” aspects had to be removed from the design. Well, that and I imagine that avoiding legal action from the Little Shop of Horrors people was also a factor. In any case, the game’s plant lacked teeth of any kind and the inside of the mouth contains a yellow flower rather than a tongue. I’ve long since lost everything but the plant, but I also recall having to drop red marbles into the plant’s mouth (which some have claimed were supposed to represent blood). If you want to learn how the game itself was actually played, you can actually download the game’s instructions online!

Specimen Type:  Mean Green Mother from Outer Space

I've never seen a plant with an underbite before...

LAAAAAAAAA!

*OPERA NOISE!*

I ain't saying nothin'

As m is very old, it’s taken a lot of damage over the years. Two of the three leaves have broken off and a lot of the minor vines and such have gone missing. If you look closely, you can see where the head broke off and had to be glued back in place! If you want to see what it originally looked like (or what the packaging looked like), I highly recommend visiting its profile on BoardGameGeek. Although I’d never throw my beat-up version away, looking at that site makes me want to head over to ebay and pick up one that’s in better condition. Then again, I’ve never gotten any complaints about the quality whenever I’ve used it as a decoration at Halloween parties and homemade haunted houses (usually with a fake bone nearby or stuffed glove sticking out of its mouth), so maybe getting a new one isn’t necessary. That said, I really should get some strands of fake leaves from the dollar store to fill out things more and cover up the sign on the plant’s pot (or at least cover up the notice about it being a game. If I had the necessary skills, I might even be able to make a mold of the remaining leaf and use it to case replacements for the two other missing leaves.

Don't feed the plants.

While doing some research for this article, I came across some exciting news: there’s an upcoming DVD/Blu-Ray release of the film featuring the original ending where Audrey II goes on a classic giant-monster style rampage! Whereas the version used on the recalled DVD was an unfinished black and white print (which was only used since the studio’s color print was destroyed in a fire), this release will use the completed color version. It’s interesting how, although this ending echos both the original film’s ending and the stage version’s downbeat endings, it does so in a way that goes far beyond either.

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