Tuesday uEtsy: Albino Alligator

Tuesday uEtsy

[For those who are searching for unique horror items, one can’t beat Etsy.com. Each Tuesday, Gravedigger’s Local 16 aims to highlight one seller. If you’re looking to spruce up your look, redecorate your sanctorum or get a gift for that special something in your life, Etsy.com is your place for spooky econo.]

 

Albino Alligator
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Stigmata – Large Modern Distressed Leather Cuff

Nearly two months since our last installment, not much can be reported in the town of Leathbridge. When the temperature descends southwards to the single degrees, most of the town’s residents hibernate. The ground is hard so most of Quiet Side’s activities involve minimal maintenance. Young Gus shows up early to brew the coffee. The Intern is on winter break, though plans have been made for him to return in the spring.

We’ve been thankful to avoid the snowfall so far, though it’s a looming shadow we expect to fall soon. It’ll be Humphrey’s first snowfall, having celebrated his first Christmas with his family. Poinsettia was excited to be in season, showing up to the Local Holiday Party with a few of the poisonous blossoms pinned beautifully in her hair.

The year brings new expectations and excitement for the possibility of what can happen and the dread at what will surely take place. The equilibrium should always have you prepared for the worst but looking forward to the best, leading us to kick off the year’s first Etsy spotlight with the wares of Albino Alligator.

 

Pugenstein Frankenstein Pug Horror Art Print

It would be wise to spend the next two months pondering what you can shed from your life, the items that no longer accurately represent your life. Life is too short to be wasted on clutter and too long to be saddled with insincere expression. Perhaps you own a pug or have fond memories of a former pet. Clear out a space on your wall and place this print.

Vampire Skull Mehndi Horror Art Print

The effort against the Myerficiation of blood suckers has picked up steam. Thought the damage has been done, leaving us as a culture years of rehabilitation ahead before the vampire regains respect. Still, be ahead of the curve with this Mehndi horror art print. There will always be skulls, there will always be vampires, there will always be fanged fears of the night.

Aqua Skull Mehndi Horror Art Print

2012 should be a year of experimentation beyond the norms while maintaining a healthy respect for the conventions and traditions that have brought us here. So if we eschew a wardrobe of complete black for a splash of color, your den can represent this as well with the Aqua Skull print. With music devolving into noise and our civilization mildewing away to cannibalism and chaos, why not try something different? All you have to lose is your life.

 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Chop Top Tribute

As we said, maintain a healthy respect for those who came before you. Appreciate your ancestors. Respect your elders until they try to put you down. Then, go for the jugular as you fight for your space. No one should ever try to put you down. If you have to fight for survival, and it’s clear you’re going to lose, make sure to take as many of them down with you. This has more to do with this magnificent rendition of Bill Mosley’s iconic character Chop Top than what might lead on, though we’ll let you discover the connection.

Death’s Head Moth Silence Lambs Mehndi Horror Art Print

If there is any evidence that you have as much right to life as anyone, take look to the mainstream hit of ‘Silence of the Lambs,’ a horror movie that garnished respect and accolades a plenty. There is room here for you. There is a future for you if you want it. You will eventually die, as everything dies. This might frighten you as the concept is beyond horrifying. But in the time between now and then is your life. Please, enjoy as much of it as you can.

Enjoy the goods of Albino Alligator. You can find the store here, with cuffs, art and more available. We shall speak with you again next week with our next edition of Tuesday uEtsy.

Guest Post: Babysitter Extraordinaire

[Having written over a thousand bad monster jokes, Monstermatt Patterson has a mind unlike any other. Today, he recollects on a fond memory of his and a movie he’s seen. Find more about the mind of Monstermatt here at his site, and then head to pick up his first book,  Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1]

Ghoul Mourning, Maniacs!

The head nachos, I mean honchos, here at Gravediggerslocal.com, have once again “axed” me to drop by and share some good stuff with you!

Oh, I know. What have you done to deserve such cruel treatment?!I don’t know but, here I am! It is what it is.

I want to tell you about the babysitter we had when I was a little monster. Why? Because she had a very cool career in film, television and music. She put up with me and my sister for a couple of years and dated one of our uncles. Now, don’t get the wrong idea. This isn’t a “kiss and tell” kind of column.

Sure, there’s pictures of them together in our family albums but, that’s not the purpose of this column. I’m sharing this information and the story of her career, because there is a horror connection here. After leaving the area, she went on to do some cool stuff! Let’s get right into it! Let’s celebrate the woman who used to tuck us in!

Her name is Donna McDaniel. She got a big boost in her early musical career by singing an anthem, “We’re Gonna Win That Cup”, for the NHL team The Buffalo Sabres, during their Stanley Cup run in the 1975 season. The song was pressed into vinyl and released as a 45,by Public Affairs Records. We had copies of it in our jukebox. We played it all the time. It is still a favorite for Sabres fans and the organization.

Donna sang in various musical groups and clubs in the area. She also recorded music on more records(45’s).

I can’t even count the number of either on both hands. I can’t count, period! Apparently, she was in the nightclub listings, all of the time. Keep in mind, that I was quite young at the time, so I’ll have to take the word of the family on that one. I wasn’t reading the nightclub listings at that point in my life. Probably more along the lines of Doctor Seuss and Batman: From Alfred to Zowie! Anyways.

Things took an interesting turn in the 1980’s for Donna, as she landed an acting role in “Horror Star”, later re-titled and known as “Frightmare”. This 1983 film had a very young Jeffery Combs in it. The story had an elderly horror film actor (Conrad), pass away and come back to life, to take revenge on the drama students that stole his body from his crypt! (That would be Donna and friends).

In 1984, Donna had a few film roles and one television spot. She played Crystal in the cult classic film “Angel”, about an honor roll high school student that earns money as Sunset Boulevard prostitute before nearly becoming a victim of a serial killer.

Another film,” Hollywood Hot Tubs”, had Donna in a supporting role. Donna played Leslie Maynard. This movie was an attempt to cash in on the teen/sex/comedy wave of the eat eighties. What’s interesting is that Donna also has a bunch of songs on the film’s soundtrack.

Donna made it to the television screen, in 1984, by appearing on Simon and Simon (CBS) as a waitress. This was a one episode character. It would be cool, if she became a regular, but she had other things going on musically.

From around 1984-1985 through the 90’s,Donna made great strides in her musical career, by singing backup vocals with Toto, Billy Idol, Kenny Loggins, Mötley Crüe, Michael McDonald, Don Henley and Glen Frey. Most notably, she appeared on the “Dr. Feelgood” album, tours and videos.

Please keep in mind, that most of this took place before the internet was as commonplace as it is today. When we did hear updates about Donna,it was third or fourth hand at best. Also factor in the fact that my family (parents, grandparents, etc.), didn’t know what a Billy Idol, Toto, or a Mötley Crüe was!

Anyways, it was cool to have been a part of her life. I think it would be even better, if I could’ve been old enough to appreciate it in “real time”, as it was happening. But, looking through everything she did is pretty remarkable! Not as remarkable as singing my sister and I to sleep (yeah, right!) but remarkable enough! Hopefully, you enjoyed this as much as I did, Maniacs! See you next time!!

By Monstermatt Patterson
Author of “Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1”
Writer/creator of “Wolff’s Run”
Founder of Monsters For Charity
Mask maker/artist/professional goof.

6’+ Episode 21 is up!

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“THE END IS NEAR! We’ve got about twelve months to enjoy ourselves before it all comes crashing down. OR DO WE? Listen to some apocalyptic tunes as we present the first episode of 6′+ for 2012.”

There’s also a very important message regarding Cory Smoot (Flattus Maximus) of Gwar. Please click on the above link to learn more.

You can find all episodes of 6’+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes. We’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

Subspecies

An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you   Ef you  Don't  Watch Out!

When Mara, Michelle, and Lillian traveled to Romania to study local superstitions for a college course, they had no idea the legends of vampires in Castle Vladislas were true. They also had no idea their new friend Stefan is actually a vampire at war with his evil brother Radu over the Bloodstone, a sacred relic that oozes blood. But these facts soon become aware to them and the fight for their lives begins. But with both brothers desiring Michelle and Radu’s ability to generate creatures from drops of his blood, this won’t be a typical vampire movie.

Since its release in 1991, Subspecies has proven to be a popular franchise for Full Moon. Although it doesn’t have as many installments as the Puppet Master series, the Subspecies franchise is still a force to be reckoned with despite the last installment having been released back in 1998 and Subspecies is well-deserving of its status as a classic Full Moon film. The titular subspecies, while obviously there due to Charles Band’s fascination with little monsters, are an admittedly interesting addition to the vampire myth, as is the Bloodstone. Speaking of effects, Radu’s makeup effects are both very impressive and return the character to the original concept of vampires as vile, corpselike monsters rather than romantic heartthrobs. Also adding to the overall effect are horror legend Angus Scrimm’s cameo and how it was filmed in Romania (aka where what used to be Transylvania is now located).

For this 20th anniversary Blu-Ray edition, Full Moon Features has presented a beautiful widescreen transfer and great stereo track. This must make a huge difference to those who have only seen the original, cropped VHS version. As far bonus material, there’s the informative VideoZone segment from the original release featuring around 10 minutes worth of behind-the-scenes goodness. My favorite part was when footage of the original (but abandoned) method of realizing Radu’s minions via men in costumes was shown. While I agree that David Allen’s stop-motion creations are much better looking, I do appreciate being able to see the rejected material. There’s also widescreen trailers for Evil Bong 3, The Gingerdead Man 3, Killjoy 3, Demonic Toys 2: Personal Demons, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil and Skullheads. Bizarrely, there are no trailers for any of the other Subspecies films, let alone spin-offs like Vampire Journals or the pseudo spin-off Decadent Evil series (all of which are available on DVD).

Here’s another piece of news that should be of interest to Subspecies fans: Full Moon has announced a fifth installment of the series! Here’s hoping we’ll continue to see more of Radu and his minions in the future!

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for the review copy!

A Handful of Dirt: W. Scott Poole

A Handful of Dirt

A Handful of Dirt asks a person five questions they wouldn’t normally expect or receive in any other credible interview.

 

In consulting the Serendipiter Bag o’InquiryTM, we pose a series of questions to come up with a bit of knowledge unknown before – a handful of dirt.

 

 

One of the noteworthy contributions to the genre came out last year with the cultural examination in ‘Monsters in America: Our Historical Obsession with the Hideous and the Haunting’ by W. Scott Poole.

From the bio on the book’s site:

Scott Poole grew up in love with monsters. Shock Theater on Saturday afternoon left him deliriously terrified as he watched Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein and The Wolf Man. Comic books like Tomb of Dracula and fan magazines like Famous Monsters offered even more frightening fun…

…Somehow — and even Scott’s not quite sure how — he translated his love for monsters into a career as a historian and pop culture critic. A tenured professor of American History at the College of Charleston, he teaches a popular class about the image of the Devil in religion and popular culture and, of course, a class on America and its monsters. He is the author of several books dealing with race, religion and pop culture including Satan in America: The Devil We Know and is a regular contributor to www.PopMatters.com, an international magazine of cultural criticism.

You can follow more on this at MonstersInAmerica.com and on Twitter @monstersamerica

 

 

What’s a book that you love that no one knows about?

I’m tempted to say Monsters in America. But I guess it would have to Matt Cardin’s Dark Awakenings, a collection of fiction and scholarly papers  exploring the intersection between religion and horror. Clearly influenced by Lovecraft and Thomas Ligotti, Cardin wonders aloud about how the more terrifying aspects of human experience are religious and the ways in which religion’s object of desire, the sacred itself, may be inherently terrifying. Thought provoking, not for the philosophically faint of heart and deserves to be more widely known.

Was there a particular moment/instant that you can credit as the inspiration of your latest work (editor’s note: in this case, the motivating moment/instant behind your book?)

No.

Where would you prefer to live if the Witness Relocation Program finally has to move you?

Some kind of science station in Antarctica. Either the one from The Thing or the one from Whiteout, but without the aliens or the murders or any of the people. Then again, I couldn’t live away from record, comic and bookstores, so actually maybe Brooklyn. Bed-Stuy or Park Slope, not Williamsburg.

What’s the Valentine’s card you would design if given free range and no censorship/supervision?

I want to send Valentines to dead people, at least interesting dead people. So, I suppose I would design a card and a card company that would allow you to send a valentine to, say, Elsa Lanchester or William S. Burroughs. I’d even have dummy addresses where you could send the cards to in order to give you the feeling of being a real live crazed fan of a real live dead person. So, for example, you could send one to Elsa Lanchester at 1935 James Whale Avenue, Hollywood or something. Come on, surely there is a constituency out there that wants to stalk dead celebrities much as I do.

If you were to insert yourself as a character in a television show, which show would it be?

Possibly Seth Green’s Oz from Buffy so that I would a.) get to be a werewolf b.) date Willow Rosenberg c.) get to wander in Romania and Tibet visiting various spiritual masters. Or maybe Stringfellow Hawke from Airwolf. As long as I didn’t have to play the violin or fly high-tech helicopters and could just do the whole “brooding recluse in a mountain cabin” thing.

 

 

Guest Post: McVladie interviews DACRE STOKER

When we first introduced you to McVladie, she introduced herself as “My pen name is CLMcNally but most know me as Carlota aka McVladie. I have always been passionate about two things law and writing.” She has returned with a second post, and it’s a doozy.

As I stand on the shore of the lake not too far from my home I reach down and pick up a small round stone and pitch into the smooth glass like water. A ripple begins to form and one large ring after another echoes out from its tiny center. My mind begins to wander as I watch the rings grow ever larger how very much like life these simple waves. One person’s life intertwining with another’s never realizing or even dreaming the impact or ripple affect that they may have. Who would have ever imagined a 15th century Romanian Prince and a 19th century Irish author together would literally change the world.

My first encounter with fellow author Dacre Stoker and the great-grand nephew of the Bram Stoker was so shocking I still cannot believe that it truly happened. As I sent my electronic message I imagined I drove to an ancient castle that Dacre would call his home with only the tiniest glimmer of hope that he would agree to an interview. I cautiously approach my heart pounding in my chest as I beat on the thick wooden door. It slowly creaks open and there before me is the man himself. I do not cross the threshold…a lump the size of Texas is in my throat. I stare down at my computer screen the warm glow of green reflecting off my face as I carefully click open my mail. I reread his email for the thousandth time Dacre Stoker astoundingly said…YES. After my initial shock and awe I coolly collected my thoughts…not really I babbled with unbridled gratitude placing as many exclamation points illegally possible in one sentence!!!!!!

Once my gushing had subsided I set to task what questions to ask a man who without a doubt has done great things in his own right, let alone the fact he truly has the blood of greatness flowing in his veins from the Stoker’s rich family heritage. Which by the way all those interested in knowing more about the Stoker history can do so by going to the site bramstokerestate.com you will simply be amazed!

It seems to be a Stoker tradition to do more than one thing in life and to do them all well. Not only is Dacre Stoker a famous author like his great grand uncle Bram but he is also the godson of H.G. Dacre Stoker, the commander of the AE2 submarine, whose tactics were instrumental in Gallipoli in World War I.

Dacre, who now calls Aiken, South Carolina home, was a member of the Canadian Men’s Modern Pentathlon Team, Senior World Championships in 1979 and coach of the Canadian Men’s Modern Pentathlon Olympic Team, Seoul, South Korea in 1988. Dacre is married to Jenne Stoker and is the father of two children. He is also the Executive Director of the Aiken Land Conservancy.

I am grateful for this ripple encounter with Dacre which leads to my first question.

What was it like growing up in the shadows of Dracula so to speak?

I would say that most of the time my growing up in the shadow of Dracula was perfectly normal. However, once a year for about three weeks surrounding Halloween, Dracula seems to be everywhere, and many of my friends would draw a connection between myself and Bram Stoker. They would look at me a little differently, joke about trick or treating, and whether it’s safe to show up on our doorstep for candy or blood. Later on I would listen to many jokes about serving Bloody Mary’s. And yes, once the connection is made, a common response is, “but you seem so normal, what was it about your relative that inspired him to write such a scary novel”?

Many believe that your Uncle’s writing was influenced by the historical 15th century figure Prince Vlad Dracula; Would you agree or disagree with this belief?

Dacre Stoker

One of the greatest ongoing debates amongst Dracula scholars and fans is centered on Bram’s knowledge of Vlad Dracula, who was ruler of Wallachia during the mid 1400’s. I think that Bram was influenced in a small way by the real Prince Dracula, not to the extent people today connect the two Dracula’s. Bram made a very clear reference in his research notes to a book by William Wilkinson, entitled The Accounts of Principalities of Wallachia and Moldavia 1820.

What follows is an excerpt from this book: “Dracula in the Wallachian language means Devil. Wallachian’s were accustomed to give it as a surname to any person who rendered himself conspicuous by courage, cruel actions, or cunning”. This explains how Bram became aware of the name Dracula, but we do not know the extent of Bram’s knowledge of the Wallachian ruler, and his brutal tactics towards his enemies and his own people. It is certainly possible that Bram had conversations with people who relayed details of Prince Dracula to him, but if so, the conversations were unrecorded and unsubstantiated.

If you had the ability to ask your Uncle Bram any question what would it be?

Since there is very little written by Bram about his own mysterious childhood illness, and his recovery, I am particularly curious about this time of his life. So I would ask: “How did you recover from your childhood illness to become a champion athlete”?

Is it true that your first book Dracula the Undead co- authored with Ian Holt is being made into a movie?

Unfortunately there are no firm movie plans at this time. There was a glimmer of hope when our book first came out that a Director and Producer were attached to the project. The group who were attempting to put the film together was unable to come up with the financing. Since then there has been some interest, but nothing like a serious offer has emerged.

Who would you pick if given the choice to play Dracula?

Johnny Depp would be my first choice for Dracula; the character of Quincey would have to be somebody who could carry his role, someone like Colin Farrell maybe.

I always ask this question of everyone… Any five people living or dead you could invite to dinner…who would it be and why?

I have thought about this question quite often, as I have asked it myself during training sessions in group dynamics, which is something that I have been trained to do. So I would narrow my choices down to interesting people who have not only been successful in their field, but people I perceive to be fun and interesting to be with. I have been very disappointed on a few occasions to be around celebrities, who will remain nameless, who have been so into themselves that they are very boring company. Furthermore, my choice would be to have dinner with each of these people separately, so I could really have the opportunity to chat and listen, rather then organize a dinner party for these five and myself.

Starting with the world of sports, I would like to have the opportunity to chat with Lance Armstrong, I think his story of recovery, success, and controversy is fascinating. From the world of politics, I think it would be very interesting to spend time and chat with John F Kennedy. He was quite a leader, who probably has many interesting stories to share.

From the world of entertainment, I think Meryl Streep would be fun to spend time with. She has played so many varied roles, and always appears to be sincere and genuine. I am intrigued with people who extend themselves and make significant advances in life through exploration, be it in the laboratory or through adventures in exotic locations. Therefore, I would love to spend time with Sir Edmond Hillary. Lastly, I would cherish the opportunity to have one more dinner with my late father, Desmond, who died far too young at 56. We did not get to spend enough quality time together while he was alive.

Who would you say has influenced you most in your life?

My father, Desmond Stoker, set a fine example of setting goals for yourself and then applying dedication, responsibility and hard work in order to achieve those goals. The Stoker family motto, which appears on the family crest going back well before Bram’s time is “What is true and honorable”, without consciously being aware of it, it seems to be a guiding principle in my life.

What is something you can tell us about your Uncle Bram that no one knows?

He had an immense love of the water. Bram was a rower during his College years; he also loved to swim in the ocean while on his holidays. He used themes involving the ocean in a few of his stories. In fact he was so confident around water that he attempted to teach his son Noel, at nine years of age, to swim by simply tossing him into the shallow water of the ocean.

Who is your favorite character in the Dracula novel?

Van Helsing, he was very multi dimensional. He was the brains behind the mission to rid London of Dracula, and he also was able to influence the “band of heroes” to come together to become a formidable force.

Your Uncle Bram seemed to have a very great sense of Irish humor…would you say you have that same gift?

I can honestly say that many of the present day Stoker’s have a similar dry sense of humor. We have a lot of fun and laughs when we get together!

How did you meet your wife Jenne?

I met Jenne, my wife, while watching Steeplechase races in Aiken, South Carolina during one of my holidays in 1980. Aiken is a lovely small city where we now live. My parents bought a home here in 1977 to escape the cold Canadian winters.

When did you first learn that there was a lost notebook that belonged to your Uncle?

I learned about it while doing research for the novel Dracula the Un-dead. I was looking through Paul Murray’s excellent Biography of Bram and found a few references to this Journal. I then asked my cousin Noel Dobbs about it and he told me how he had had the Journal in his attic in a box for years. Then more recently it lived inconspicuous on a bookcase amongst other books that Noel had inherited from his grandfather. Since the handwriting was so difficult to read he did not take much notice of it.

What was your first reaction when you learned the notebook really existed?

At first I was wondering if this was the diary that I had read a reference about in Bram’s Personal Reminiscences of Henry Irving. It soon became apparent it was not, but instead I realized, that it was actual a journal where Bram kept a collection of his early jottings, random thoughts, and memos for future stories. So needless to say I was very excited to have the opportunity to find out as much as I could about Bram’s thinking.

How did fellow author Elizabeth Miller become involved with the lost notebook?

Since Elizabeth had recently transcribed Bram’s Dracula Notes which live at the Rosenbach Museum, and she is a close friend, she was the logical choice to partner with to properly present this Journal to the world.

When will the world be able to share in this rare find and perhaps could we Gravediggers have a sneak preview of the infamous Dublin Notebook?

The Robson Press of Biteback Publishing in London will have the book out in March, in time for April 20th the 100th anniversary of Bram’s passing. Your readers can visit the Bram Stoker Estate website as we constantly update it and will be placing some nuggets from the Journal on it periodically.

I would like to close with thank-you and express my extreme gratitude to Dacre Stoker for being so gracious and taking the time out of his busy schedule for this interview.

Sincerely Carlota L. McNally aka McVladie

Follow the madness on Twitter – @McVladie

New Year, Full Moon

2012. It’s a brand new year. We have lots of plans here at Gravedigger’s Local 16. First is our eventually taking down our Blogspot page. Although it was the site’s birthplace, there’s no real point in keeping up something that isn’t updated anymore. We’re aiming for having it taken down and converted into a redirection page to this site sometime by the end of January. More importantly, this month is going to be devoted to reviews of Full Moon movies! That’s right, I’ll be covering everything from their early films to their most recent offerings. The others might be joining in too! For those who don’t care for Full Moon’s output, there’s always the (soon to be) revived Tuesday uEtsy.

So as you wait for all these great new events, why not take a look at these classic GdL16 Full Moon articles:

Killjoy 3
Oblivion
Puppet Master
Full Moon Direct
The Haunted Casino
Evil Bong 3D Sneak Peek
The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver

Tuesday uEtsy Update

Tuesday uEtsy

An update about what 2012 holds for Tuesday uEtsy – the feature will return in mid-January, after we research new stores to spotlight. We how to keep the feature going throughout the year, though we always suspend it during October since it would be unfair to spotlight a few stores during what us, normally, our “busy time.”

If you have a store (or know of one that deserves the attention), you are welcomed to write us either in the comments or by emailing us via contact (@)gravediggerslocal dot com. We welcome all suggestions.

The safest estimate of the return will be around the 17th. We will keep you updated.

Music to Game By

Although Free RPG Day has long since come and gone, I have still decided to revisit the use of music in gaming sessions. Since I last discussed the subject, I have found that the amount of RPG tie-in music is much larger than previously thought. Some soundtrack albums seem to be inspired by games rather than intended for gaming use, while others are definitely meant for use during play. There’s also music designed without any particular role-playing game in mind. I even found a case where the RPG scenario and soundtrack were never released, a case where the planned RPG was never released, but the soundtrack was and a case where an RPG adventure was written around a preexisting CD!

In the past, I have reviewed numerous spooky music CDs under the banner “Music to Haunt By.” While my reviews focused on their use in haunted houses and Halloween displays, the albums they covered could also be used during RPG sessions. With that in mind, I am linking back to those articles here, in addition to making game-related suggestions and observations. Of course, your mileage may vary.

Midnight Syndicate – This group is a natural first for the list, given that they recorded the official Dungeons & Dragons soundtrack. The first of the albums reviewed in that link, The 13th Hour, is a collection of soundscapes and atmospheric music perfect for an adventure set in a haunted mansion in just about any roleplaying system (with the track “Return of the Ancient Ones” also allowing use with The Call of Cthulhu and other such RPGs). In fact, I would recommend playing the first two tracks prior to even letting players role-play setting foot in the house. Some purists might avoid using “Hand in Hand Again,” a track made using a real song from 1919, for games set before then, but I doubt most players will know or care (unless you’re playing such an adventure in a Dungeons & Dragons-type setting). Does your adventure have a haunted nursery, kid’s room or playroom? Then “Footsteps in the Dust” has you covered.

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The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver

I'm (Not) With Busey

It seemed like an ordinary night at the Scientific Research Institute of Homicidal Baked Goods. Well, except for how FBI agent Clarissa Darling visited to try questioning the Gingerdead Man, who is freed when confused animal rights activists arrive under the mistaken assumption they’re animal test subjects. While making his escape, the Gingerdead Man stumbles across a time machine and winds up getting stuck in 1976. When the edible evil one stalks a roller boogie rink, only one person can stop him: the rink owner’s telekinetic niece Cherry. And it only gets weirder from there…

The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver (originally promoted as Gingerdead Man 3: Roller Boogieman) is an oddball comedy that features one of the most bizarre endings I’ve ever seen. As you’ve no doubt deduced from my brief synopsis, large chunks of the film are parodies of either Silence of the Lambs and Carrie (depending on the scene), with one segment referencing the shower scene from Porky’s. Sometimes they play out almost exactly like the original (save for a few comedic alterations) and other times offer a much broader parody of the original events. Although I didn’t laugh at everything, the inmates at the Scientific Research Institute of Homicidal Baked Goods are a hoot, as are the threesome scene and how the Ginderdead Man talks like Hannibal Lecter whenever he’s in the presence of Clarissa Darling. The Gingerdead Man is probably the only Full Moon creation whose cheesy puppet effects actually work in favor of the movie’s overall feel. Also adding to the humor is John Carl Buechler’s voicing of the titular character, replacing John Vulich from the previous film (who in turn replaced Gary Busey). I should also note that one scene from the film features winners of a Full Moon contest, not unlike a certain promotion Full Moon offered a few years back.

In addition to the beautiful widescreen transfer, the Pre-Release Fan Edition also includes a nice little selection of trailers for films like Killjoy 3, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil, Evil Bong II: King Bong, The Gingerdead Man 2, Dangerous Worry Dolls and The Gingerdead Man 3. All of which are widescreen and great quality, as one would expect given their (fairly) recently made nature. I should note that the and trailers are the exact same ones from the Killjoy 3 and Puppet Master DVDs. Sadly, there is no “Play All” option. Although there are chapter stops, there’s no chapter selection menu! Full Moon seriously needs to knock off this “streamlining” stuff. NOW.

I have to admit, that little psychopathic pastry grew on me and I can easily say that it’s worth a rental if you’re in the right mood. I’m hoping to check out the rest of the series sometime, especially the previous film in the series. Why? Because it has the Gingerdead Man wreaking havoc at a thinly-disguised parody of Full Moon Features!

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for the review copy!

6’+ Episode 20 is up!

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“Bonus Episode! We say good-bye to 2011 with a bookend counterpart to the show we did back in June. We put the spotlight on some of the music that came out in the tail end of the year. Should auld acquaintances be forgot….

Featuring music from Kepi Ghoulie, The Dead Beats, The Moans, Swamp Angel and more.”

You can find all episodes of 6’+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes. We’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

2011: End of the Year – The Remake…

 
 
 
 
 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. Since we’re a bettter-than-shitty horror blog, here are FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 

 


Kepi Ghoulie, I Bleed Rock and Roll
Foundation rock and roll that can support you and stand up against the flood of fuzz and reverb that emits from your speakers after you put this in and press PLAY.

 

 


Alice Cooper, Welcome 2 My Nightmare
If only you knew the number of times that the one they have christened Alice Cooper has been killed and resurrected, you wouldn’t go about living like the way you do.

 

 


The Misfits, The Devil’s Rain
“Is it or is it not The Misfits,” was asked and no one could offer a good-enough answer, leaving them to skitter about the darkened hall until a light was found.

 

 


Midnight Syndicate, Carnival Arcane
If you ever need to know how to take the mood of a backwoods circus, to capture the smells, the joy and the dread, and record it down, here you go.

 

 


Hank Williams III, Hellbilly Joker
This long and often bootlegged album saw an official release this year, cementing a line of country western royalty to the psycho outlaw scene in a baptism of fire and whiskey.

 

 


Nick 13, Nick 13
Reaching out on a solo project, the Tiger Army frontman produced a time machine record, transporting you back to honky tonks and roadside watering holes where music like this was played.

 

 


Blitzkid, Apparitional
Horror punk triple threat returns with six fists pounding directly upon your unprepared cerebellum, leaving you quivering, babbling and devastated in the smoking crater of what used to be your bedroom.

 

 


Vagora, Nurture
In addition to their sophomore release, the additional EP the band put out proves that you can never have too much, unless your greed has deviated far into borderline sociopathic kleptomania.

 

 


Nox Arcana, The Dark Tower
Those devilish master of the macabre and atmosphere contribute another step towards the swirling miasmic ink of despotic night that will swallow the sun and plunge us all into celebratory darkness.

 

 


Various, Hymns From The House of Horror Vol.2
Second edition of this Rue Morgue compilation series collects songs from surf, psychobilly and all types of horror rock, evident in its selection range that includes Calabrese, GWAR and The Brains.

 

 

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

2011: End of the Year – THE NEW BREED

 
 
 
 
 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. Since we’re a bettter-than-shitty horror blog, here are FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 


Go!Tsunami, New Wave Order
If this megaton music from the surf powerhouse is what everyone hears while drowning, then there really is no sensible reason to wait thirty minutes after eating before we go swimming.

 

 


Messer Chups, Bermuda 66
The latest release from this Russian duo prompted archeology researchers to locate their American counterparts, only to discover too late that Bermuda 66 did indeed prove the band’s ancient extraterrestrial origin.

 

 


The Coffin Daggers, Monsters From The Id
The second full-length from the surf maestros provides that nothing is scarier than the contents of the human brain, so listen to this in order to drive you completely, blissfully mad.

 

 


The Vivisectors, Happy Halloween
Clinical studies conducted on this holiday release from the Russian instrumentalists have revealed that it has been known to give individuals, among other things, fatal vivid nightmares after a single listening.

 

 


The Mullet Monter Mafia, Dogs Of The Seas
Branded a heretic, he was unrepentant, crying out “The Cradle of Civilization is Brazil!” right before being put to death, knowing that this record would come along to prove him right.

 

 


Los Plantronics, Voodoo Soup
You don’t want to know the secret ingredient, even though the mix is compelling and the taste will leave you obsessed and questioning how you ever got along without it before.

 

 


Duane Eddy, Road Trip
This year held a homecoming for one of the old masters, returning to the masses to rise above and show the devout and the uninitiated just exactly how it is done.

 

 


The Razorblades, Gimmie Some Noise!
An attempt to conduct a demolition derby/off road buggy race/beach barbeque like a symphonic orchestra took place this year, leaving multiple wounded, no reported casualties and one magnificent soundtrack.

 

 


The TomorrowMen, It’s About Time
This record was sent back in time with the intention of arriving to save us all from our own devices and whether or not it was successful remains to be seen.

 

 


The Shockwave, Death Race
The conundrum was discovered shortly after it was started, leaving the initial participants facing their doom as the message broadcasted reported “The faster you go, the more you can’t avoid it.”

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

2011: End of the Year – IN 3-D

 
 
 
 
 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. Since we’re a bettter-than-shitty horror blog, here are FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 

 


Voodoo Zombie, Santa Muerte
It’s always smart to go out on a high note, as the lead singer would depart after this band after it releases one of the best psychobilly albums of the year.

 

 


Nekromantix, What Happens In Hell, Stays In Hell
Despite their best efforts and all the money they wound up spending, they couldn’t kill this iconic psychobilly band, leaving the ensuing masses to fear their subsequent but deserved wrath.

 

 


Rezurex, Dance of the Dead
I thought I knew her—like really knew her, through and through—but after I found her listening to this collection of well-composed psychobilly melodies, she’s like a completely different person.

 

 


Vince Ray and the Boneshakers, The Sound Effects of Sex and Horror
In that dimension where Elvis never died, this album has been playing nonstop in his Cadillac’s stereo for the last three weeks, his rhinestoned fingers tapping along on the steering wheel.

 

 


Bonsai Kitten, Done With Hell
If you’ve ever been roundhouse kicked in the brain by a flaming, steel toed, leather boot worn by the object of your soul’s desire, you know what this album sounds like.

 

 


Johnny Nightmare, Kicking Satan Out Of Hell
It’s an admirable goal to dethrone the king of all liars, and if they are as motivated as they sound with this album, it’s plausible that they will be incredibly successful.

 

 


Kitty In A Casket, Back To Thrill
Down that darkened alley, the only light seen is from a dive bar, seemingly unreal because of its unearthly clientele drinking fire and the music of this album playing from below.

 

 


The Limit Club, This is Cutthroat Business
Frenzied and whirling like a Sonoran Desert Devil, this trio of wild men soothsayers offers to reveal the secrets of life, lords and the universe, but only for a specific price.

 

 


Alucard, Vamp City Rockers
Found drained of all worthless limitations like shame and doubt, the body picked a fight with the coroner, concluding the person had listened to this album before the time of death.

 

 


Labretta Suede and the Motel 6, Dirty and Dumb
When science finally distills those exact amino acids that produce things like “excitement,” “joy” and “fear” inside your lizard brain, they’ll find the chemical make-up looks exactly like this album’s cover.

 

 

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

 

2011: End of the Year – PART 2

 

 

 

 

 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, BEST OF lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. This isn’t a BEST of List, but just part of a collection of FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 


The Moans, The Three Amigores
This debut release from the Sacramento trio Frankensteins horror and pop punk together, sort of like stitching screeching weasels to the face of Glen Danzig but with much better sounding results.

 

 


Southern Culture On The Skids, Zombified
Coming back from the dead, this re-release of a long out-of-print EP comes back to life with four extra tracks and an insatiable hunger for blood, brains and bile.

 

 


The Deadbeats, The Day of the Deadbeats
After failing to make this illegal, government forces have been reluctant to wash their hands of the oncoming rabid madness that will sweep the world once it inevitably discovers this band.

 

 


Kill, Baby…Kill, Sometimes They Come Back
Why they grow them so weird and bizarre in Huntsville stumped even the greatest philosopher, who ended up carving arcane symbols in the walls while this EP was playing on repeat.

 

 


The Phantomatics, She Left Her Brain At The Drive-In
Excellent classic surf rock that will lead to you question the era you are in, leaving you completely disillusioned about all the lies and half-truths you have been bred to believe.

 

 


The Night Shift, Devils In the Sea and God In London
Don’t make the mistake of letting the terms “Self released” and “free” prevent you from listening, since they don’t diminish the quality of this incredible EP from the horror punk hurricane.

 

 


Spookhand, Keep Out!
The first of three official releases from the band this year captures the fury and fear of this mad science punk rock in ways to make you afraid of the dark.

 

 


Darrow Chemical Company, A Nightmare on Seventh Avenue
From the shed skin of Mister Monster, the new invocation rises in a miasma of melodic punk with an acid laced tongue that laces around your brain and melts it away.

 

 


The Screamin’ Rebel Angels, Pounce Like A Tiger
Being bad never sounded so good as this rock release combine sultry hooks and Dead Man’s Curves in a rockabilly roots rock package trimmed with a little sex, a little violence.

 

 


The Evil Streaks, Go-Go To Hell
Sinister sounds of the latest Necro Tone Family outing melds together the ingredients to make a wicked brew of garage rock, demented surf and Americana rooted evil to a sonic success.

 

 

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

Killwanzaa

As many faithful readers know, much effort has been put into finding a way to do a horror-related Kwanzaa article with little results. Why? Well, we here at Gravedigger’s Local 16 try to be all inclusive and more importantly, one does not come up with an awesome name like “Killwanzaa” and not use it.

That all changed when news of a horrific “Kwanzaa cake” recipe demonstrated by Sandra Lee caught our attention. Searching for the subject online immediately led us to a video posted by rockyhorrorsue:

As you may expect from the above introduction, the response to this creation was far from positive. So much outcry over the recipe was generated that the creator of it sheepishly confessed! If you’re adventurous enough to try making the recipe, feel free to let us know how it went.

Happy Kwanzaa!

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