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Faster Than You
Soft ground and sunshine foreshadows a decent spring season, which is welcomed since last year’s water table was so flooded that we didn’t so much bury but sink the departed down in Quiet Side. We worry about the summer being a merciless one, so be sure you’re prepared. Sunscreen.
Before that happens, enjoy the spring time. This week’s Tuesday uEtsy is dedicated to Faster Than You and their accessories that will help resurrect your wardrobe from the dead.
skull and dice earrrings viva las vegas rockabilly
With all the new shows coming around, you got to step out and show off. If not for someone else, you should dress for yourself. If you look good, you feel good. (This goes for both men, women and all those in between or outside.) Take your old clothing to goodwill or sell it to second hand shops and start dressing to match your style. If you think these skull and dice earrings are you, then buy them, wear them and love them. Life’s short. Be happy with what you see in the mirror.
With the warmer weather, there is more temptation to bring your animal outside. Don’t do such a thing unless your cat or dog has proper licensing and what better way to ensure their safety than with a microchip implanted in their skin. And afterwards, make sure that the normal person in the street can find out who your dog or cat belongs to with this skull and crossbones pet tag.
If you’re a dog person, this might not be a great necklace. Or, if you’re a cat person, this is an AWESOME necklace. In order to think that this bulldog came back from the dead, it had to DIE first. Maybe the idea that dogs can come back from the dead terrifies you as a cat person but delights you as a dog person? We think you have some identity issues to work out. Or you’re probably happy with your multiple positions on life and have already bought this necklace. Good for you!
Gaga, glam or jerseylicious – descriptions for this black mega bolt ring that we don’t usually use in our daily vocab repertoire. BUT if everyone spoke like us, no one would have any idea what the other was saying. So it’s good that Faster Than You has a colorful description of their products. Perhaps you know what they’re talking about and agree that this gaga for glam ring is wonderful. Go buy it, then.
rainbow skull butterfly cuff bracelet
Perhaps you’re tired of black. It is spring, after all. You’re in the spirit for color, for rebirth. But you can’t shirk off your identity so closely identified with death and the macabre? HERE YOU GO! It’s perfect. This cuff bracelet will ROCK YOUR WORLD. Wear this on your wrist, your sleeve, your neck (if it’s thin enough though it’s not the recommended use.) FLY!
When you touch back down, go to Faster Than You over at Etsy. We’ll be here waiting for you when you return for another edition of Tuesday uEtsy, next week.