05/15/13

Free Zombie Music

Holy crap, is that Slender Man in the background?

It’s Zombie Awareness Month and what better way to celebrate than with free zombie music? That’s why I’ve gathered up 13 terror tracks inspired by (or relating to) the living dead for you to enjoy. Just click on the left link for the free download and click on the right for the artist’s official website:

“Re: Your Brains”Jonathan Coulton
“Zombie Blues”Tom Smith
“Zombie​-​and​-​B”Tom Smith
“Zombies Rise”Darkmood
“Zombie-otic”SDM
“Radioactive Zombies”Jamey Rottencorpse and The Rising Dead
“Walking Corpse”Grave Tone Productions
“ZombieTown”Ray O’Bannon
“Happy Little Zombies”Ray O’Bannon
“Zombies Can Has Cocoa”Ray O’Bannon
“Zombie Hoodoo”Kevin MacLeod
“Zombie Chase”Kevin MacLeod
“Bent and Broken”Kevin MacLeod

I know that last one might seem like an odd choice to you, but the artist says it’s a zombie song. Read this if you don’t believe me. But wait, there’s more! In addition to the three tracks listed above, Ray O’Bannon also offers free printable CD sleeves (perfect for storing your copy of this album) and tons of other goodies. What kind of goodies? Goodies like zombie masks, zombie miniatures (complete with playsets) and more!

Special thanks to the CDC for the open source image (and to Bob Hobbs for creating it)!

05/14/13

Save Bray Studios!

Bray Studios. From its origins as a country house purchased by Hammer Films to its eventual development into the production studio used to film countless movies and television series (and that’s not even counting the various musicians that have recorded there), it’s been a major part of cinema history. Some of these projects include episodes of Doctor Who, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the model shots in Alien and numerous Hammer horror films.

However, this famous site is now facing demolition to make way for luxury housing! According to this article:

“Some of the blame for its current state has been placed on its owner, identified by The Daily Mail as agent Neville Hendricks, whom the protesters behind the Save Bray Studios petition accuse of letting the site be “deliberately run into the ground, in order to keep business out and declare the property unviable and unprofitable in order to push through planning permission.” Those protesters say they have testimony from “eminent directors, producers, musicians and rock stars” whose applications to use Bray were rejected based on the false premise that it was already fully booked—all to keep Bray from being a functioning studio.”

You read that right: the current owner apparently let it fall into a state of disrepair on purpose and refuses to let anyone who wants to use the place do so, all so that he has an excuse to level the place. Thankfully, there is a growing movement to stop the senseless destruction and you can help! In addition to signing the above-mentioned petition, you can also like the “Save Bray Studios” page on Facebook. Even big names like Terry Gilliam and Richard O’Brien have joined the cause. Please tell everyone you know about this and get them to join in as well. With enough signatures and attention brought to the deceptive nature of the reason for its proposed demolition, Bray Studios could very well ride out this storm.

05/11/13

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

I say thee nay!

Dirk Gently has seen better days since his last adventure. Despite having saved the world, he’s now reduced to palm reading in order to eke out a living. When a wealthy executive seeks his services to protect him from a goblin and its hairy, scythe-wielding associate, Dirk seems to have finally caught a break. Sadly, said executive is later found sans head. In a tightly sealed room. Looks like the man’s claims weren’t as crazy as they originally seemed and Mr. Dently is soon off on another bizarre adventure that somehow involves Norse gods, an I-Ching calculator, and much much more.

As was the case last time, I have not read the original source material (although listening to the audio drama version does make me want to seek it out). A little online research reveals that alterations were definitely made in the story’s transition to radio, including the addition of familiar faces from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. While some claim the characterizations and humor have been dumbed down from the original source material, I think it’s perfectly enjoyable when taken on its own.

All six episodes of the 2008 radio series span across 3 discs for a combined total of 3 hours and 17 minutes. In addition to the liner notes, this release features extended versions of the episodes that include material that didn’t make it onto the air. Although successful enough to justify plans for an adaptation of Douglas’ unfinished Dirk Gently adventure The Salmon of Doubt, the planned radio version was sadly never realized due to both producer Dirk Maggs leaving the company responsible for the radio adaptations to form his own company and the decision to pursue a (short lived) television series based on the first two books instead. It’s a shame, as I would have loved to hear the cast of the radio series in action one last time.

Special thanks to AudioGo LTD for the review copy!

05/10/13

6′+ Episode 59 is Up!

2013 Logo IconTo quote the description given at the new listing:

“Time to walk through a marble orchard and find yourself face to face with a headstone bearing your name. Walk over to the Patterson Tomb to hear another MONSTERMATT MINUTE. There’s a group of 80′s punk rockers off in the far corner, so they must be listening to the Dr. Gangrene Reccommended Movie of the Week. You’ll also hear music by SDM, The Mangled Dead, Under A Nightmare, The Rosedales and more.”

Remember to email 6′+ (contact at 6ftplus.com) or leave a comment below about the show, whether you liked it or not. Tell your friends, leave a review on iTunes, but above all – enjoy.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunesStitcher and Spreaker. They’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

05/7/13

Mermaids Under Water: Save the Coney Island Mermaid Parade

Video is NSFW.

Click Here to DONATE TO SAVE THE CONEY ISLAND MERMAID PARADE

The Kickstarter project went live about little over an hour ago and it’s already up past $3,000 dollars, about 3% of the intended goal.

Watching the above video will inform you all about the Mermaid Parade, how it’s been going for thirty years and how Hurricane Sandy’s damage to Coney Island is still felt, six months later.

I went to the parade last year, the first real summer in NYC after moving down. I’m a big fan of Coney Island’s Surf Avenue, the idea of this carnival boardwalk that offers a little bit of glitz and grit. It seemed like the Mermaid Parade was something everyone in this area has to do once in their life, especially if they’re any sort of weirdo.

While the Unofficial Mayor of Coney Island, Dick Zigun, does lay it on a little heavy how the Mermaid Parade is some stab against conformity and homogeneous nature of life, the thing is that the Mermaid Parade IS a display of weirdness as well as partial nudity. It’s a little hippie-ish in nature but if you want to make things weird and spooky, you can. It’s a chance to show off how bizarre you can be while wearing as much or little as you legally want.

The truth is I would donate to this funding as a way to support the idea of Coney Island. The last decade or so has seen Coney Island suffer gentrification and many corporate interests moving in. A lot of Luna Park has been cleaned up and made more friendly for families at the sacrifice of some of the scuzzier elements of the area. But there is still that element of freak and creep in the corners and cracks of Coney Island. Dick Zigun, the Mermaid Parade, the Sideshow and the Coney Island History museum are vanguards for this idea that there are havens for the weird and bizarre. If you give money to save the Mermaid Parade, you’re showing support for this ideal. Or, you’re showing support for people walking around basically topless. Either way – show your support.

 edit: fixed for spelling.

05/5/13

Happy El Santo de Mayo!

It’s time for our annual luchador-themed take on Cinco de Mayo and what better way to celebrate than with an El Santo margarita? Granted, I’m not entirely sure if it has anything to do with the famous luchador, but you know what? IT DOES NOW!

Remember back in the first El Santo de Mayo article where it was noted how El Santo surprised everyone by uncharacteristically removing his mask during a 1984 TV interview? Well, that famous part of El Santo history is now on YouTube:

And since no El Santo post would be complete without some footage of the man in the silver mask wrestling, here’s a clip from 1962′s Santo vs. The Vampire Women (aka Samson vs. The Vampire Women):

Even if you don’t watch professional wrestling, you have to admit that’s awesome. Sadly, later El Santo films would opt to save money by filming the wrestling scenes on an empty sound stage rather than in front of a crowd.

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
Happy Cinco de Mayo!

05/4/13

It’s Free Comic Book Day!

It's no joke, just great news!

Once again that special day is here to encourage us to help support the local stores that keep us supplied in comics, horror magazines, model kits, DVDs and so much more. Thanks to the photo gallery at the Free Comic Book Day Facebook page, I’ve compiled a list of all the horror/sci-fi related titles that should be of interest to our readers:

The Walking Dead – Image

Fubar: American History Z – Fubar Press

Atomic Robo – Red Five Comics

Endangered Weapon B and the Tentacles of Doom – AAM/Markosia

There’s plenty of other awesome titles waiting for you, so don’t delay! You can find out whether your favorite store is joining in on the fun by checking here. If none of the stores in your area are participating, don’t fret! You can find a free downloadable zombie comic book here.

Special thanks to the organizers of Free Comic Book Day for use of the image!

Happy Free Comic Book Day!

05/3/13

6′+ Episode 58 is Up!

2013 Logo IconTo quote the description given at the new listing:

“Feel free to let this episode of 6′+ into your home. Or perhaps we’re already there? Who’s in your pantry, but Monstermatt Patterson? Don’t look in the foyer – it’s Home Haunting: Jersey Devil Style and they’re REDECORATING! Music from The Coffins, Pirato Ketchup, Surgon Marta, Beauty and the Liquidmen and more.”

Remember to email 6′+ (contact at 6ftplus.com) or leave a comment below about the show, whether you liked it or not. Tell your friends, leave a review on iTunes, but above all – enjoy.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunesStitcher and Spreaker. They’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

05/1/13

It’s Zombie Awareness Month!

Brains

As the name of this article says, May is Zombie Awareness Month. Since the how and why of this event have already been explained, let’s skip straight to the good stuff. We have plenty of special articles planned for this month (including some free goodies) and hopefully you’ll stick around to check them all out. In the meantime, here are some older zombie-related articles for you to enjoy:

Fangoria’s Dreadtime Stories Volume 1
AHoD Fun Size: David Philips of HIGH FRUCTOSE ZOMBIES
AHoD Fun Size: Sarah Braly of HIGH FRUCTOSE ZOMBIES
AHoD Fun Size: Dingo of THE ZOMBEATLES
AHoD Fun Size: GORGE of THE ZOMBEATLES
Tuesday uEtsy: Zombie Fried Tees
Tuesday uEtsy: Zombie Bride
The Theater Zombies, BEFORE DAYBREAK

04/30/13

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

Does...not...compute...

It all started with a missing cat. Wait, scratch that, it actually started long before humanity came into existence. But Dirk Gently’s case was to find a missing cat. Given his assertion of the interconnectedness of all things, he’s definitely the best man to see how a ghost, aliens, time travel and Samuel Taylor Coleridge (among other things) tie into the odd behavior of a college buddy of his. But he’d better hurry, because failing to solve the case will result in the destruction of humanity!

Despite being a Douglas Adams fan, I’ve never actually read any of the Dirk Gently books. I first became aware of his work after seeing copies of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy at practically every book store I visited as a child. I think it was the eyeless green thing sticking out its tongue on the cover that initially drew me to it. Eventually I wound up reading the entire series and just as I was preparing to get into the Dirk Gently books, my school workload increased to the point where I just didn’t have the time. And wouldn’t you know it, I completely forgot about the books when I finally had enough time to do so! Judging from what I’ve read online, there were definitely some alterations made in the transition from the printed page to the radio. I can’t say what exactly was changed, but I can say the acting is all top-notch and I thought it was a fun ride. That said, it was more restrained than Douglas’ work in the The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series. It’ll definitely tide me over until I can get my hands on the original novel. Sci-fi fans should be especially interested in how this story combines elements of two scripts he worked on for Doctor Who.

The complete six episode run of the 2007 radio series (twenty years after the novel was first published) runs a grand total of 3 hours and 40 minutes and spans across 3 CDs. As is often the case for multiple disc AudioGo releases, there’s some very informative liner notes packaged with the discs. It’s also worth noting that the CD release features extended versions of the episodes with material that wasn’t included in the originally aired versions. The series was successful enough to justify an adaptation of the sequel, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, which I’ll be covering next time…

Special thanks to AudioGo LTD for the review copy!

04/30/13

The Headless Horseman

Oh yeah, let's put a picture of a horseman with a head on the poster.  That doesn't clash with the title at all...

Everyone knows the story of Sleepy Hollow. Schoolteacher Ichabod Crane tries to win the favor of the wealthy Katrina Van Tassel while her jealous suitor Brom Bones schemes to get rid of his rival. Then one fateful night, Crane encounters the legendary Headless Horseman. Sounds like an easy recipe for a silent horror short, right? Wrong The Headless Horseman is a feature film and almost all of its 70 minute running time is pure tedium. It would be one thing if they had used the short story’s “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” title, but to call your movie The Headless Horseman and rarely use the title character is pretty ridiculous. Perhaps that’s why there’s a brief segment involving him about 6 minutes into the film. On the plus side, the skeletal hand prop in said segment is quite impressive and it’s better than having to wait for the film’s climax to see him. Title issues aside, the lack of the Headless Horseman wouldn’t be that big a deal if the rest of the film wasn’t so boring.

The majority of the film consists of people taking issue with Crane’s harsh methods and educated status (with Brom often fanning the flames) and the rival suitors’ attempts to win Katrina’s favor. Many of the comedic moments fall flat (although I was amused by Ichabod blowing off Katrina at a party in order to stuff his face) and the film has a bizarre tendency to focus on characters singing despite its silent nature. It also doesn’t help that the three main characters are so unpleasant. Crane is only after Katrina for her money, Brom is psychotic enough to try to frame Ichabod so that he’s covered in boiling tar, and Katrina seems more interesting in stringing the two along rather than actually making a decision. Having been originally introduced to the character in animated adaptations, I was surprised to see the film portray Ichabod Crane as not being a complete coward and is in fact to rattle off ghost stories at the drop of a hat. There’s a scene where Brom has the schoolhouse trashed in order to make Ichabod think witches were inside during the night and instead of cowering like he would in your usual animated adaption, he immediately orders his students to clean up and uses it as way of telling them to behave!

As the film is in the public domain, there are several unrestored video releases available. As there is currently no restored version available, you’re probably better off just watching it online.

04/29/13

Demonic Toys

We want to play...with your entrails...

It’s a crazy night at the Toyland Warehouse. After a failed sting operation leaves her partner (and lover) dead, officer Judith Gray pursues the arms dealers responsible for his death into the warehouse. But they’re far from alone there. There’s the security guard and his food-delivering friend, a teen runaway…and the demon awakened by one of the fleeing criminals bleeding over his resting place (along with his murderous toy servants). But to be truly free, the demon needs to be reborn in a human body, which means he has very special plans for the pregnant officer of the law…

Although some might be tempted to write off this 1992 film as a Puppet Master wannabe, I think it owes more to the movie Dolls. Not only because several props from that film show up in Demonic Toys, but there’s also a scene involving Grizzly Teddy that’s clearly based off a dream sequence from Dolls. While lesser movies using the same theme would only make use of the main toys (Baby Oopsie Daisy, Jack Attack, Grizzly Teddy and Mr. Static), Demonic Toys throws in a whole army of living toys, some creepy gas mask wearing children on tricycles and a demon master with multiple forms.

Although not quite as popular as Puppet Master, the film spawned a comic book limited series and several sequels: Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys and Demonic Toys II. It’s also worth noting that Jack Attack made a brief cameo in Evil Bong.

While far from perfect, it’s still lots of fun and definitely worth a rental. Once only available as part of a boxset, there is now a DVD of the film available in its original aspect ratio, along with some trailers and the film’s original VideoZone segment. Alternately, you can try watching on Full Moon’s official YouTube channel for free, which is actually how I wound up seeing it. Considering how the only recent movie of theirs that captures some of the old school “Full Moon feel” has been The Haunted Casino, it’s a relief to know there’s an online source for stuff from the good old days.

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for use of the image!

04/28/13

Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge

I know what you're thinking.

[NOTE: As I don't have a Blu-Ray player, I had to review these at a friend's house. At a party. In other words, this isn't going to be as detailed as my usual reviews.]

The year is 1941. The place? Berlin. Andre Toulon is using his puppet show to express his disapproval of the Nazis and sadly, a member of the party catches him doing so. To make matters worse, the Nazi in question is part of a secret project to create an army of reanimated soldiers and realizes that Toulon’s puppets could be of great use in it. Soon the puppet master and his wife are dragged into a desperate battle to save themselves and keep Toulon’s secret reanimation formula out of enemy hands. Along the way, we also learn the tragic origins of Blade and Leech Woman…

This movie holds a very special place in my heart, as it was the first installment of the Puppet Master franchise that I ever saw. During many childhood summer vacations, our baby sitters would take my little brother and I to the local video store to rent movies. Naturally, I usually made a beeline to the horror section. Naturally, the cool puppets soon grabbed our attention. Although the sitters weren’t entirely comfortable with the idea of us renting the movie due to the rating, our argument that the film’s monsters were killing Nazis rather than innocent people finally won them over. Thank goodness that worked, because we were in for a real treat. To this day the film is regarded as the best of the series and was so well received that the puppets spent the majority of the franchise pitted against evil beings rather than acting as the villains (which permanently sidelined the story hinted at during the conclusion of Puppet Master II). Unfortunately, the film also introduced continuity errors to the series, such as having Toulon active in 1941 when the first film established that he killed himself in 1939! Such errors would repeatedly pop up as the series went on, but I must admit that the films were usually entertaining enough to make you forget that (at least for a little while).

But after the fifth film (which was originally supposed to be the final chapter), things started to go downhill for both the series and Full Moon as a whole. The loss of their partnership with Paramount reduced their budgets to next-to-nothing, while the death of special effects maestro David Allen drastically changed the traditional look of Full Moon’s output. There have been several attempts to create a new puppet master to guide the puppets, but none can compare to the late Guy Rolfe’s take on Andre Toulon. It’s been speculated that the decision to set the most recent Puppet Master films during World War II are an attempt to recreate the glory days by (seemingly) copying what made the third film work. But sadly the end result is more cargo cult than it is successfully recreating a recipe. I’ve tried sticking by the company due to my fond memories of the numerous nights spent watching Full Moon movies after having been so impressed by Puppet Master III, but lately even that doesn’t work as well as it used to. It’s rather telling that most of my positive reviews for Full Moon’s more recent fare have been due in part for my going into them with incredibly low expectations. My most positive reviews have been reserved for reissues of their older material. And while the company does have some “new old” films in its archives, such as the Pulse Pounders segments and The Primevals, but that can only go so far. Let’s face it, they can never go back to the good old days.

Each second of the film’s 86 minute running time looks amazing thanks to its beautiful high-definition, 16:9 widescreen transfer and 5.1 surround sound audio track. The extra features include the introduction to Puppet Master II (!?), the making-of “VideoZone” segment from the film’s original VHS release, a kill scene montage, a commercial for Puppet Master action figures (presented in fullscreen) and numerous trailers for other Full Moon titles. Said trailers are for Puppet Master, Castle Freak, The Dead Want Women, <Gingerdead Man 3, Killjoy’s Revenge, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil and Skull Heads.

With all the movies getting released on home video with their proper widescreen aspect ratio after only being available in cropped fullscreen transfers, it’s all too easy to forget there were films shot in fullscreen in mind. Although the original Puppet Master was originally supposed to play in theaters, the rest of the series was made with the knowledge they would be released directly to video. As much as I’d like to think that the films were shot in widescreen and cropped like the first movie, I highly suspect that the widescreen transfers for the rest of the classic Puppet Master films are cropped from their original aspect ratio. The example shown here should show why this is a very bad thing. Such a scenario would be completely unacceptable, especially since the original versions of the films aren’t included on the same disc. It is a small consolation that they are available on certain DVD releases of the films. Full Moon says they take fan demand very seriously, so I urge everyone reading this to write in to them to demand that the aspect ratios of the films (and original soundtrack format) remain untouched.

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for the review copy!

04/27/13

Flow Like Poe

Are you an Edgar Allan Poe fan in need of some fun? Or perhaps you’re in need of the way to make learning about writing in iambic pentameter that’s both entertaining and easy to understand? In any case, all you need to do is watch the music video for MC Lars’ song “Flow Like Poe” from his The Edgar Allan Poe EP album thanks to the official MC Lars YouTube account:

According to its description, the above video was first shown in New York’s famous Carnegie Hall as part of the Scholastic Art and Writing Awards in 2012 (The same year he released The Edgar Allan Poe EP). In case you’re wondering, the classical music sample is from Johann Pachelbel’s “Canon in D” and you can purchase the same kind of raven puppet seen in the video here. I know the picture there looks different than what you’d expect but trust me, it’s the same type of puppet.

Earlier this year, MC Lars teamed up with MC Ohm-I to release a remix of “Flow Like Poe” as part of The Ill Remix EP Vol. 2. It’s just as insanely catchy as the original and can be downloaded for free (along with some other cool tracks) here.

04/26/13

6′+ Episode 57 is Up!

2013 Logo IconTo quote the description given at the new listing:

“It’s okay if you’re hearing voices, so long as one of them is this episode of 6′+. You might also hear Heather Buckley talk about Edge of Sanity on a new edition of Heather Buckley’s Oddscurities. You may even go crazy at the sound of a new Monstermatt Minute. Or, you might relax with new music from The Silver Shine, and songs from Plan 9, Rocket From The Crypt, Guantanamo Baywatch and more. With us in your head, you never travel alone.”

Remember to email 6′+ (contact at 6ftplus.com) or leave a comment below about the show, whether you liked it or not. Tell your friends, leave a review on iTunes, but above all – enjoy.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunesStitcher and Spreaker. They’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

04/25/13

Free Comic Book Day Is Coming!

The first Saturday in May is Free Comic Book Day, so be sure to mark your calendars for May 4th, because you don’t want to miss any of the awesome freebies!

For more information, please visit Free Comic Book Day’s official website and Facebook page. As always, we’ll post a reminder on the big day (along with a special bonus surprise)…