"What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?"
Header image

A Handful of Dirt

A Handful of Dirt asks a person five questions they wouldn’t normally expect or receive in any other credible interview.

 

In consulting the Serendipiter Bag o’InquiryTM, we pose a series of questions to come up with a bit of knowledge unknown before – a handful of dirt.

 

 

Would you buy food products from this man? Of course, you would. The Undertaker of HauntedHotsauce.com has “combined flesh-eating zombies with spicy food products to create zombie themed hot sauce for your Halloween party or other creepy event!” The world of hotsauce is weird on its own; the Undertaker and HauntedHotsauce only exemplifies how strange it can get.

Check out all the products available over at www.HauntedHotsauce.com

 

What was the last book that had a strong (negative or positive) affect on your life?
I don’t have the patience to read long novels so I read short scary stories and how-to books instead. The last book I read was “How To Haunt Your House: Book 2″ by Shawn and Lynne Mitchell. As a result, my Halloween home haunt, “Moonlit Hill Cemetery”, came out Fang-tastic!! I might also recommend “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” by Alvin Schwartz, illustrated by Stephen Gammell.

How did you come into following your particular calling in life (editor’s note: in this case, Haunted Hot Sauce?)

I have an October birthday and went to Disney’s Haunted Mansion when I was an impressionable 6 years old so I’ve always had a love for Halloween and all things creepy! I’ve also always had a taste for hot sauce and spicy foods! Combining these things seemed only natural to me. I learned to make the kinds of hot sauces that I like, gave them creepy names, designed creepy labels for them and sealed them inside little coffins! Haunted Hot Sauce was born! (or “unearthed” as it were) I created my first prototype “hot sauce bottle in a coffin”, popped it up on ebay and it sold for $80.00! I knew I’d hit a nerve with zombie-loving hot sauce aficionados like myself!

What is an influence on your current work/upcoming work that people would be surprised to find out?

Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein of Misfits fame contacted me a couple years ago wanting to do a sauce. Doyle’s MADE IN HELL Hot Sauce was the excellent result of that collaboration! Keep an “eyeball out” for a new sauce by Haunted Hot Sauce’s Undertaker and Doyle coming soon!

Which music group/performer would you enjoy seeing chased by rabid wolves?

I would love to see Puff Daddy or P. Diddy or Dip Shitty or whatever that talent less, cocky f*#& calls himself, being chased into the forest by rabid wolves, while dragging a 10 pound lucky ham!

What would the Devil serve you for breakfast in Hell?

I would start with a couple extra-spicy Bloody Marys, their glasses rimmed with a mixture of salt and coarse ground black pepper, garnished with celery, green olives, a cocktail shrimp and a pepperoncini pepper! For breakfast I’d have a seafood omelette consisting of crabmeat, crawfish tails, sharp cheddar cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes and diced jalapeno peppers, smothered in Haunted Hot Sauce of course! Breakfast would then continue into the afternoon with some ice cold beers, served Chelada style with salt and lime!

 

 

(1 Comments)

Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong

Unearthed by Weird Jon on January 25th, 2012, 1:29 pm - in Movies

(Leave A Comment)

Made with genuine Namekian shins!

Alister, Bachman, Bret and Larnell really thought they had seen the last of any evil talking bongs after their last adventure. But although they drifted apart as a group, the arrival of a meteor containing an evil space bong will soon reunite them. After spiriting off two of their friends and announcing its plans for global domination, those remaining are forced to team up with an unexpected ally to stop this sinister invasion: The original Evil Bong!

Although seeing the rest of the film has improved my attitude towards the film since I reviewed the 22 minute preview disc, much of my original criticisms still hold true. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the film. Although I think the last horror comedy from Full Moon I reviewed was funnier, this runs a very close second. But when you have “bad day for night shots,” scenes were you can see the tops of the set not connecting with the ceiling and other such flubs, it’s hard to tell if they’re intentional jokes or embarrassing errors. While the film does try to explain why the “bong planet” sets are so cheap looking, the “they’re trying to create an environment to placate the human mind” explanation doesn’t seem to hold water. Nothing changes when various people come to the planet and while I appreciate the parts of the planet with extra props and blacklight effects, it still felt like things could have been much better realized. It also strains credibility that anyone from the past two films could have seen the space bong and not immediately realize that trouble was brewing. But, on the plus side, a lot of the jokes worked and the actions intended to take advantage of the original 3D showing weren’t nearly as obnoxious as I thought they would. One such example is the character Nurse Hookah, whose pantomiming the dialogue said by her employer grew on me and never felt forced.

I should note that the Pre-Release Road Show Exclusive Edition I’m reviewing removed the prompts for using the Sniff-o-Rama card (which is not included) and the widescreen transfer, while beautiful, is not in 3D. While there are chapter stops, there is no chapter selection menu and the only extra is the trailer. The audio, aside for a few times the music was softer than I would have preferred, is very good.

Unless you’re a hardcore fan of the series, I recommend renting this first before deciding to purchase it. Although it is possible to enjoy the film without seeing the previous two films, I suspect that viewing them beforehand makes for a smoother viewing experience. Only time will tell if the same can be said for the film announced at the end, Evil Bong vs. The Killa Crack Pipe

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for the review copy!

(Leave A Comment)

This morning’s contest Update

Unearthed by Front Office on January 24th, 2012, 1:58 pm - in Uncategorized

(Leave A Comment)

You should head on over to our twitter feed. A contest had been on since this morning’s Tuesday uEtsy article went up. You still have time tho enter to win a piece of jewelry from FreakBang and Sparkling Bag Candy.

(Leave A Comment)

Tuesday uEtsy

[For those who are searching for unique horror items, one can’t beat Etsy.com. Each Tuesday, Gravedigger’s Local 16 aims to highlight one seller. If you’re looking to spruce up your look, redecorate your sanctorum or get a gift for that special something in your life, Etsy.com is your place for spooky econo.]

Freak Bang of Sparkling Candy Bag
http://www.etsy.com/shop/SparklingBagCandy

Monster Hair Clip

Family. It’s a strange word that has taken on a greater meaning than the kin you share a bloodline with. The Leathbridge family included the Anglo-Saxon clan members but a great deal of the indigenous people who assisted Cole Leathbridge’s first outpost party were soon adopted under his family’s powerful shadow once the trading took off. When a lot of rowdy traders got out of hand and left a poor native boy scarred and limping, Leathbridge proved that family is a bond of blood, even if that blood is that shed by an avenging hand.

Family has a strange power in this town. Milo and Eva have settled, finding their own places after a short stint of living with their sister, the fortune teller, Madam Lady Ulster.

“Her real name is Nora,” Eva once said, snidely, to Hector one day after a particularly vocal fight between the two Ulster sisters.  Even though they can go at it like feral demon cats, you can still see the two younger siblings visit their eldest sister at least twice, every week. Family is a strange connection.

How you find your family is up to you. You could be adopted. You could discover them as your next door neighbors. You could be more connected with coworkers than cousins. It’s all up to who holds that power over you, who you let have that connection to you.

It’s with this in mind that we feature this week’s Tuesday uEtsy. Freak Bang is the designer of the Sparkling Bag Candy collective whose art coincides best with our spooky feel here at Gravedigger’s Local 16. The whole Sparkling Bag Candy collective is a collection of artists united under a particular aesthetic.

Taken from their bio, you’ll find that “…[Sparkling Bag Candy's] jewelry and purses… reflect[s] a zany desire for whimsical geekery and often outrageous debauchery…Sparkling Bag Candy is an Etsy Collective of 6 uber fun, up and coming designers who keep their thinking caps on while keeping a hyper focused eye on the pulse of Tokyo and Japanese based fashionistas and how its sweet spirited fun relates to reviving and celebrating the jewelry and accessory choices worldwide.”

That’s something we can get behind.

 Warlock Claw Necklace 

This piece is creepy as hell and twice as cool. It takes a certain type of person to pull off a Warlock Claw Necklace these days. If you haunt the turnstyles of those “alternative” franchise stores at your local mall but found the selection lacking, maybe you’re ready for something of this magnitude.

Be careful, though. Something tells us that claw might not hold much good fortune if you mistreat it. If you keep it hidden in a second-hand jewelry box or hanging idly on a crooked nail in your bedroom wall, you might see that it’s not where you left it. It’ll be on your desk and when you go to put it back, it’s gone. It’s now on your neck. It’s telling you things. You’re somewhat smarter, stronger now. You feel afraid but also happy. THIS NECKLACE – IT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU MISTREAT IT is what we’re trying to say.

 

Electric Guitar Necklace Zombie Rocker Skull Skeleton 

Do you know why rock and the dead have been so closely tied together? You should look that up.

Seriously, if you don’t have the ambition of the Sparkling Bag Candy/Whammo Glamo collective, you’re missing something in your life. They’re managing a business in this crazy economy and making it flourish as more and more peple come out of the woodwork to celebrate their quirky, zany freak sides. The designers at SBG/WG – they have guts. Skeletons don’t have guts. You do, though.

After you go and get a library card (if you don’t already have one, you should) you will KNOW you have the guts to research while wearing this electric guitar skeleton necklace as a totem, inspiring you to expand your life this year before you’re struck down by the evil that comes with rock and roll. Our recommendation? Try ‘Spider’s Kiss’ by Harlan Ellison. It’s a good start.

 

Fire Clown Necklace

Yes, everyone hates clowns. Can we get over it now? Good. We’re over the hate. Clowns, they’re creepy but c’mon. That’s part of the fun. Clowns will always be a source of fear and hated, but that’s to our benefit. Pennywise, Killjoy, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Sweet-Tooth – all are icons in horror. Even Cap’n Spaulding, if not just for the fact that it’s Sid Haig. Perhaps you’re a clown fanatic. Perhaps you went as Pogo the Clown for Halloween, just to mess with your parent’s heads (and alert the authorities?) Maybe you have a tattoo of Bozo on your chest or your favorite flavor is cotton candy. Or, perhaps, and this is a long shot, you just like setting things on fire? Then this is for you.

Skeleton Coffin Earrings

There will come a time in your life where there will be a situation that calls for Skeleton Coffin Earrings. It’s going to be a strange occurrence and you’re not going to really remember any of it once it’s over. Colors will look different and food will taste stronger, more intense, than you ever remembered it being.

For better or for worse, you better be prepared. When the situation happens – AND IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN – you’re going to be thankful that you have these. Without them, you might make it through the whole ordeal but you’ll lose a lot of what you could have saved IF you only had these earrings. Trust us on this one.

 

Horror Mystery Gift Box Grab Bag

No, you can’t purchase the Lady Gaga look-alike (don’t we wish we could?) No, while the comely lass with the attractive ass entices you to look, you can’t touch. You CAN, however, purchase a this Gift Box Grab Bag. For twenty-five dollars, you get multiples pieces shipped to you. What will they be? Does it matter? You’ve seen the high quality that we’ve showcased on this Spotlight. A single piece alone is worth twenty five dollars and you’re getting more than two! How economically wonderful IS THAT?

And you have a great surprie. You won’t know until you open up the expertly packaged present that arrives at your doorstep. A perfect gift, of both economic and fashion interests. And you haven’t received anything in the mail until you get a package from SPG, who roll out the red carpet with each order. Half the fun is in the packaging and those wild minds at Sparkling Bag Candy, those Whammo Glammo shazammos are on to it. They’re not just cutting edge, they’re sharp than sharp can be!

You can find Freak Bang and all the designers (Star Tulle, Berkshire Forest, Mr. Roboto’s Beads, and Flair Weather) all at Sparkling Bag Candy on Etsy, at whamo-glamodotcom.blogspot.com, at www.sparklingbagcandy.tumblr.com, on Facebook (Here) and Twitter (@freakbangdotcom).

Get spooky, get sparkling. And once you’re done, get back here next week for another Tuesday uEtsy.

 

 

(Leave A Comment)

Vampire Kids

Unearthed by Atomic Mystery Monster on January 23rd, 2012, 1:02 pm - in Movies

(Leave A Comment)

Vampire Kids is rather bizarre 1991 horror comedy (with more comedy than horror). The premise is that a tour group gets stranded on a deserted island that has an abandoned WWII Japanese outpost on it (and Chinese hopping vampires). Said outpost has a vampirized Japanese general entombed in a wall, who gets partially free when one of the castaways takes a diamond that was being used to seal in the vampire’s power. For reasons that are never really delved into, the general is able to control a bunch of little hopping vampires and sends them out in order to get blood for him so he can get enough power to break free from the wall.

Their first attempt fails because a bunch of the castaways ate “poisonous tomatoes” that made them temporarily blind and insane with rage, leading to a bizarre sequence in which they chase and beat the hell out of the vampire kids. Think 28 Days Later with a low budget and high insanity. The other attempts fail mostly because none of the kids want to suck any blood for some unexplained reason. Meanwhile, the general manages to get some blood…

If you feel like importing a DVD of this, keep in mind that the movie focuses on the on the castaways and comedy than it does on the hopping vampires. I know there are people out there who can’t stand bizarre Hong Kong comedies and I suspect that if you fall into that category, then you’ll hate this movie. I’m a bit of a special case since I get more humor out of the fact that certain jokes were attempted (Like, say, a woman with big breasts getting dropped face-first on the beach and leaving two giant holes in the ground when she gets picked up), rather than finding humor in the joke itself. It’s far from being a masterpiece, but it might be worth your while if you can find a copy that doesn’t cost much.

The widescreen (probably non anamorphic) DVD by Mei Ah looks pretty good; judging by the print quality, I’m guessing that this was a direct port of the transfer used for their prior laserdisc release of the movie. You get your choice of Cantonese or Mandarin soundtracks, optional “Traditional”, “Simplified”, and “English” subtitles, and a “databank” that includes a film synopsis (the same one that’s on the DVD case) and a credits list. I should point out that the English subtitles aren’t translated very well and sometimes lapse into “Engrish” or “flubtitles.” Of course, this only enhanced the humor value for me. For more information about Chinese hopping vampires, please visit this thread at the Latarnia forums (which in turn spawned this review).

Happy Chinese New Year!

(Leave A Comment)

Puppet Master: Axis of Evil

Unearthed by Weird Jon on January 22nd, 2012, 5:21 pm - in Movies

(Leave A Comment)

We're baaaaaaack!

Flashing back to the beginning of the original Puppet Master, we see two Nazis enter the Bodega Bay Inn in 1939. Their mission? To capture Andre Toulon in order to obtain his method of bringing puppets to life. Toulon manages to foil them by taking his own life and hiding his puppets. However, said puppets are discovered by the owner’s injured nephew and he ends up running into the Nazis again. You see, said Nazis are meeting up with some Japanese contacts hiding in Chinatown in order to destroy a nearby manufacturing plant and one of them is posing as an American worker at said plant (where Danny’s girlfriend works). After discovering the secret of bringing the puppets to life, Danny’s attempt at monitoring the Axis forces accidentally results in the Nazis learning of Toulon’s creations. After killing his family and kidnapping his girlfriend to lure him out, Danny prepares for the fight of his life. Although not eligible for military service, he does have command of one of the most lethal armies around: Blade, Tunneler and the rest of Toulon’s creations.

After the poorly-received Puppet Master: The Legacy and (the apparently non-canon) Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys, Full Moon was clearly trying to recreate what made Puppet Master III such a hit. David DeCoteau was tapped to direct, the film was set during World War II and a new puppet was going to be introduced. Sadly, the resulting film is only of interest to the most diehard of diehard fans of the series and has an infuriating Pirates of the Caribbean II-style non-ending. I wanted to love this movie, I really did. But sadly, the end product made that impossible.

Why? Well, besides the terrible acting there’s the cheap sets, (mostly) terrible puppet effects and awful writing. For example, how can Danny immediately find a secret hiding place the Nazis were unaware of and why doesn’t he revive all of the puppets he finds? Oh, and his choice of puppet when he needs to do a little surveillance/attack mission? Jester. Although I’m a fan of that character, it should be obvious that he rarely does anything combat-related and is the wrong choice for the job. Then again, considering that Danny immediately deduced a puppet was alive when it moved (rather than assume it’s a vintage automaton), I probably shouldn’t expect intelligent decisions from him. I also found it hilarious that a leech that’s been chewed up can instantly kill someone.
Aside for few shots of Blade that live up to standard set by the original series, most of the puppets seem a bit “off.” I know the series will never be quite the same without David Allen, but come on! The new puppet, Ninja, is pretty bland for the most part and, in my opinion, looks like he’s made from Crayola Model Magic. While the attempt to tie the film with the events of the first is pretty cool, the film stock doesn’t quite match and I foresee more continuity errors being spawned as a result of this.

While the audio was fine, there were some visual issues with the widescreen transfer that may or may not be due to the player I was using. Most of the scenes had a subdued color scheme and seemed a bit saturated at times. It was jarring to see the traditional glowing green fluid that animates the puppets appearing as a dull yellow (although it looked normal in the trailers shown on other Full Moon DVDs I’ve reviewed). While the image was clear, it often made certain flaws worse. I really shouldn’t be able to point out the uneven globs of makeup on a character’s face or count all the fold marks on a flag decorating a wall.

Thankfully, there’s a nice selection of extras. First is “The Making of Evil,” a collection of 13 videos showing the film being made in China. Originally shown on Youtube, these informative videos clock in at well over an hour. That said, I prefer the similar videos showcased in Killjoy 3. Next is “No Strings Attached,” the VideoZone segment from the original release of Puppet Master. For a more in-depth look at this segment, please see my review of the first movie. Finally, there’s trailers for every canon installment of the franchise, which makes the lack of similar extras on the Subspecies Blu-Ray even more puzzling. I should note that, according to this, the special features are “not 1080i resolution, but 480p” resolution.

So, unless you’re planning on a Mystery Science Theater 3000-style commentary session with friends or are a series completist, I advise you to stick with the classic Puppet Master films. If you absolutely must own it, then I recommend the release that bundles it with the first film, along with some other goodies. Here’s hoping that any future installments will be a major improvement.

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for the review copy!

(Leave A Comment)

A Handful of Dirt: Rev. Jay Leal

Unearthed by Front Office on January 19th, 2012, 8:00 am - in A Handful of Dirt

(Leave A Comment)

A Handful of Dirt

A Handful of Dirt asks a person five questions they wouldn’t normally expect or receive in any other credible interview.

 

In consulting the Serendipiter Bag o’InquiryTM, we pose a series of questions to come up with a bit of knowledge unknown before – a handful of dirt.

 

Reverend Leal came to Nasvhille by way of San Diego, CA. He was the director of the hit web based music show BalconyTV Nashville, but has just recently parted with the show to focus on shooting, directing and producing his latest project, Skeleton CrüeTV.

Leal founded and established his production company/studio Rebel Rev. Productions with partner, fiance and “Hostess of Horror” Cali Ford as well as a Horror/Tattoo “lifestyle” called Skeleton Crüe Clothing. Rev. Jay Leal is a true Reverend, Fully accredited with Credentials recognized in all 50 states. Available For Weddings!

 

What is the worst thing you’ve ever done while inside a car?
I can think of one night in Fort Lauderdale FL…. but most of the really bad stuff happened outside of the car while I was driving. I guess technically I was “inside” the car during the whole ordeal.. and most of the blood did end up inside the car too… I’m just going to go with not using my turn signal.

Who would you least likely to see receive a prime time television show?
Jerry Seinfeld, hands down.

What is a part of your town (location, store, restaurant) that you think is under-appreciated?
It’s a toss up between the alley behind Layla’s Bluegrass Inn, where they hold the money knife fights ever Tuesday night or Rick’s Comic City… I don’t know.

What’s a movie do you think needs a sequel?
I’d love to see a sequel to Titanic.

If you weren’t in a band right now, which band do you wish you were in (and what would you play?)
I’m going to go with The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and I would be that dancing guy.

 

(Leave A Comment)

SOPA 2012

Unearthed by Strange Jason on January 18th, 2012, 11:44 am - in News

(Leave A Comment)

Today (January 18th, 2012) is when a coordinated effort by most of the major web sites and services (Google, Wikipedia, The Oatmeal) have ‘gone black’ in protest of  H.R. 3261 or ‘Stop Online Piracy Act.’ We’re not going black because, honestly, it requires more CSS scripting than what I currently know.

I personally oppose SOPA and the Senate bill PROTECT IP/PIPA or S. 968 because we currently have legislation on the books that counteracts piracy and that both SOPA and PROTECT IP/PIPA are draconian, broad strokes of power that will, in the wrong hands of zealous enforcers, fuck up the internet.

We here at Gravedigger’s Local 16 (and our podcast, 6′+) are proponents of Intellectual Property Rights. We support the idea that if you make the work, you should be credited and that no one should steal your creative property. We also believe that if you put in the time and effort to make something, you deserve the fair credit.

Similarly, as you can tell from Weird Jon’s many posts, we also support the idea of there being a Public Domain. While we respect creative rights and intellectual property protection, we can’t support any kind of efforts that limit artistic expression. If someone wants to utilize Frankenstein or Dracula as a symbol of runaway legislation or greed-motivated lobbyists in an artistic statement, they shouldn’t be fined or prevented by the Shelley or Stoker estates since both creators have been dead in the ground for over a century. “Art as a commodity” should have a shelf life, where “art as expression” is timeless.

SOPA and PIPA are on the side of “art as a commodity” in an alarming way. While they are in the good intention of stopping illegal action, the wording of both pieces of legislation are frighteningly broad, granting powers that will interfere with search engines and take down websites without due process. Both pieces, SOPA in particular (since PIPA has been put on hold thanks to Senator Ron Wyden) are threats to the Internet AS WE KNOW IT. 

Of course, the Internet is always going to change. That’s what makes it great. Fifteen years ago, we were using 56k modems to log into AOL and CompuServe networks. Today, your cell phone is faster than your 1996-era computer and there’s a wireless network on the bus you take to school. Acts like SOPA and PROTECT IP look to restrict growth to where progression is reduced to a standstill.

I personally want to see Net Neutrality enforced, so I’m not opposed to all legislation in regards to the Internet. I don’t want to see the Internet Provider companies divvying up service and reducing access to sites THEY decree to be ‘lesser’ anymore than I want the government to automatically, without due process, shut down sites that THEY decree to be ‘illegal.’ A balance between “regulation” and “free” is best and SOPA aims to tip the scales.

What can you do? I’m jaded so the idea of going to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, filling out my information and sending a form letter to my congressional representatives seems pointless to me. But I did it this morning, anyway. It seems pointless but pointless actions are better than no action at all. Plus, I got to call Charlie Rangel a motherfucker so there’s some joy in that.

SOPA and PIPA are bad legislation and if you don’t want to see the Internet get fucked up, sent some kind of correspondence (write, call) your Congressional reps. That is all.

 

(Leave A Comment)

Tuesday uEtsy: Albino Alligator

Unearthed by Front Office on January 17th, 2012, 8:00 am - in Artwork | Tuesday uEtsy

(Leave A Comment)

Tuesday uEtsy

[For those who are searching for unique horror items, one can’t beat Etsy.com. Each Tuesday, Gravedigger’s Local 16 aims to highlight one seller. If you’re looking to spruce up your look, redecorate your sanctorum or get a gift for that special something in your life, Etsy.com is your place for spooky econo.]

 

Albino Alligator
http://www.etsy.com/shop/AlbinoAlligator 

Stigmata – Large Modern Distressed Leather Cuff

Nearly two months since our last installment, not much can be reported in the town of Leathbridge. When the temperature descends southwards to the single degrees, most of the town’s residents hibernate. The ground is hard so most of Quiet Side’s activities involve minimal maintenance. Young Gus shows up early to brew the coffee. The Intern is on winter break, though plans have been made for him to return in the spring.

We’ve been thankful to avoid the snowfall so far, though it’s a looming shadow we expect to fall soon. It’ll be Humphrey’s first snowfall, having celebrated his first Christmas with his family. Poinsettia was excited to be in season, showing up to the Local Holiday Party with a few of the poisonous blossoms pinned beautifully in her hair.

The year brings new expectations and excitement for the possibility of what can happen and the dread at what will surely take place. The equilibrium should always have you prepared for the worst but looking forward to the best, leading us to kick off the year’s first Etsy spotlight with the wares of Albino Alligator.

 

Pugenstein Frankenstein Pug Horror Art Print

It would be wise to spend the next two months pondering what you can shed from your life, the items that no longer accurately represent your life. Life is too short to be wasted on clutter and too long to be saddled with insincere expression. Perhaps you own a pug or have fond memories of a former pet. Clear out a space on your wall and place this print.

Vampire Skull Mehndi Horror Art Print

The effort against the Myerficiation of blood suckers has picked up steam. Thought the damage has been done, leaving us as a culture years of rehabilitation ahead before the vampire regains respect. Still, be ahead of the curve with this Mehndi horror art print. There will always be skulls, there will always be vampires, there will always be fanged fears of the night.

Aqua Skull Mehndi Horror Art Print

2012 should be a year of experimentation beyond the norms while maintaining a healthy respect for the conventions and traditions that have brought us here. So if we eschew a wardrobe of complete black for a splash of color, your den can represent this as well with the Aqua Skull print. With music devolving into noise and our civilization mildewing away to cannibalism and chaos, why not try something different? All you have to lose is your life.

 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Chop Top Tribute

As we said, maintain a healthy respect for those who came before you. Appreciate your ancestors. Respect your elders until they try to put you down. Then, go for the jugular as you fight for your space. No one should ever try to put you down. If you have to fight for survival, and it’s clear you’re going to lose, make sure to take as many of them down with you. This has more to do with this magnificent rendition of Bill Mosley’s iconic character Chop Top than what might lead on, though we’ll let you discover the connection.

Death’s Head Moth Silence Lambs Mehndi Horror Art Print

If there is any evidence that you have as much right to life as anyone, take look to the mainstream hit of ‘Silence of the Lambs,’ a horror movie that garnished respect and accolades a plenty. There is room here for you. There is a future for you if you want it. You will eventually die, as everything dies. This might frighten you as the concept is beyond horrifying. But in the time between now and then is your life. Please, enjoy as much of it as you can.

Enjoy the goods of Albino Alligator. You can find the store here, with cuffs, art and more available. We shall speak with you again next week with our next edition of Tuesday uEtsy.

(Leave A Comment)

Guest Post: Babysitter Extraordinaire

Unearthed by Front Office on January 16th, 2012, 8:00 am - in Guest Post

(Leave A Comment)

[Having written over a thousand bad monster jokes, Monstermatt Patterson has a mind unlike any other. Today, he recollects on a fond memory of his and a movie he's seen. Find more about the mind of Monstermatt here at his site, and then head to pick up his first book,  Monstermatt's Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1]

Ghoul Mourning, Maniacs!

The head nachos, I mean honchos, here at Gravediggerslocal.com, have once again “axed” me to drop by and share some good stuff with you!

Oh, I know. What have you done to deserve such cruel treatment?!I don’t know but, here I am! It is what it is.

I want to tell you about the babysitter we had when I was a little monster. Why? Because she had a very cool career in film, television and music. She put up with me and my sister for a couple of years and dated one of our uncles. Now, don’t get the wrong idea. This isn’t a “kiss and tell” kind of column.

Sure, there’s pictures of them together in our family albums but, that’s not the purpose of this column. I’m sharing this information and the story of her career, because there is a horror connection here. After leaving the area, she went on to do some cool stuff! Let’s get right into it! Let’s celebrate the woman who used to tuck us in!

Her name is Donna McDaniel. She got a big boost in her early musical career by singing an anthem, “We’re Gonna Win That Cup”, for the NHL team The Buffalo Sabres, during their Stanley Cup run in the 1975 season. The song was pressed into vinyl and released as a 45,by Public Affairs Records. We had copies of it in our jukebox. We played it all the time. It is still a favorite for Sabres fans and the organization.

Donna sang in various musical groups and clubs in the area. She also recorded music on more records(45′s).

I can’t even count the number of either on both hands. I can’t count, period! Apparently, she was in the nightclub listings, all of the time. Keep in mind, that I was quite young at the time, so I’ll have to take the word of the family on that one. I wasn’t reading the nightclub listings at that point in my life. Probably more along the lines of Doctor Seuss and Batman: From Alfred to Zowie! Anyways.

Things took an interesting turn in the 1980′s for Donna, as she landed an acting role in “Horror Star”, later re-titled and known as “Frightmare”. This 1983 film had a very young Jeffery Combs in it. The story had an elderly horror film actor (Conrad), pass away and come back to life, to take revenge on the drama students that stole his body from his crypt! (That would be Donna and friends).

In 1984, Donna had a few film roles and one television spot. She played Crystal in the cult classic film “Angel”, about an honor roll high school student that earns money as Sunset Boulevard prostitute before nearly becoming a victim of a serial killer.

Another film,” Hollywood Hot Tubs”, had Donna in a supporting role. Donna played Leslie Maynard. This movie was an attempt to cash in on the teen/sex/comedy wave of the eat eighties. What’s interesting is that Donna also has a bunch of songs on the film’s soundtrack.

Donna made it to the television screen, in 1984, by appearing on Simon and Simon (CBS) as a waitress. This was a one episode character. It would be cool, if she became a regular, but she had other things going on musically.

From around 1984-1985 through the 90′s,Donna made great strides in her musical career, by singing backup vocals with Toto, Billy Idol, Kenny Loggins, Mötley Crüe, Michael McDonald, Don Henley and Glen Frey. Most notably, she appeared on the “Dr. Feelgood” album, tours and videos.

Please keep in mind, that most of this took place before the internet was as commonplace as it is today. When we did hear updates about Donna,it was third or fourth hand at best. Also factor in the fact that my family (parents, grandparents, etc.), didn’t know what a Billy Idol, Toto, or a Mötley Crüe was!

Anyways, it was cool to have been a part of her life. I think it would be even better, if I could’ve been old enough to appreciate it in “real time”, as it was happening. But, looking through everything she did is pretty remarkable! Not as remarkable as singing my sister and I to sleep (yeah, right!) but remarkable enough! Hopefully, you enjoyed this as much as I did, Maniacs! See you next time!!

By Monstermatt Patterson
Author of “Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1″
Writer/creator of “Wolff’s Run”
Founder of Monsters For Charity
Mask maker/artist/professional goof.

(Leave A Comment)

6′+ Episode 21 is up!

Unearthed by Front Office on January 14th, 2012, 7:23 pm - in Music | News

(Leave A Comment)

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“THE END IS NEAR! We’ve got about twelve months to enjoy ourselves before it all comes crashing down. OR DO WE? Listen to some apocalyptic tunes as we present the first episode of 6′+ for 2012.”

There’s also a very important message regarding Cory Smoot (Flattus Maximus) of Gwar. Please click on the above link to learn more.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes. We’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

(Leave A Comment)

Subspecies

Unearthed by Weird Jon on January 13th, 2012, 1:27 pm - in Movies

(Leave A Comment)

 An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you   Ef you  Don't  Watch Out!

When Mara, Michelle, and Lillian traveled to Romania to study local superstitions for a college course, they had no idea the legends of vampires in Castle Vladislas were true. They also had no idea their new friend Stefan is actually a vampire at war with his evil brother Radu over the Bloodstone, a sacred relic that oozes blood. But these facts soon become aware to them and the fight for their lives begins. But with both brothers falling for Michelle and Radu’s ability to generate creatures from drops of his blood, this won’t be a typical vampire movie.

Since its release in 1991, Subspecies has proven to be a popular franchise for Full Moon. Although it doesn’t have as many installments as the Puppet Master series, the Subspecies franchise is still a force to be reckoned with despite the last installment having been released back in 1998 and Subspecies is well-deserving of its status as a classic Full Moon film. The titular subspecies, while obviously there due to Charles Band’s fascination with little monsters, are an admittedly interesting addition to the vampire myth, as is the Bloodstone. Speaking of effects, Radu’s makeup effects are both very impressive and return the character to the original concept of vampires as vile, corpselike monsters rather than romantic heartthrobs. Also adding to the overall effect are horror legend Angus Scrimm’s cameo and how it was filmed in Romania (aka where what used to be Transylvania is now located).

For this 20th anniversary Blu-Ray edition, Full Moon Features has presented a beautiful widescreen transfer and great stereo track. This must make a huge difference to those who have only seen the original, cropped VHS version. As far bonus material, there’s the informative VideoZone segment from the original release featuring around 10 minutes worth of behind-the-scenes goodness. My favorite part was when footage of the original (but abandoned) method of realizing Radu’s minions via men in costumes was soon. While I agree that David Allen’s stop-motion creations are much better looking, I do appreciate being able to see the rejected material. There’s also widescreen trailers for Evil Bong 3, The Gingerdead Man 3, Killjoy 3, Demonic Toys 2: Personal Demons, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil and Skullheads. Bizarrely, there are no trailers for any of the other Subspecies films, let alone spin-offs like Vampire Journals or the pseudo spin-off Decadent Evil series (all of which are available on DVD).

Here’s another piece of news that should be of interest to Subspecies fans: Full Moon has announced a fifth installment of the series! Here’s hoping we’ll continue to see more of Radu and his minions in the future!

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for the review copy!

(Leave A Comment)

A Handful of Dirt: W. Scott Poole

Unearthed by Front Office on January 12th, 2012, 8:00 am - in A Handful of Dirt

(1 Comment)

A Handful of Dirt

A Handful of Dirt asks a person five questions they wouldn’t normally expect or receive in any other credible interview.

 

In consulting the Serendipiter Bag o’InquiryTM, we pose a series of questions to come up with a bit of knowledge unknown before – a handful of dirt.

 

 

One of the noteworthy contributions to the genre came out last year with the cultural examination in ‘Monsters in America: Our Historical Obsession with the Hideous and the Haunting’ by W. Scott Poole.

From the bio on the book’s site:

Scott Poole grew up in love with monsters. Shock Theater on Saturday afternoon left him deliriously terrified as he watched Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein and The Wolf Man. Comic books like Tomb of Dracula and fan magazines like Famous Monsters offered even more frightening fun…

…Somehow — and even Scott’s not quite sure how — he translated his love for monsters into a career as a historian and pop culture critic. A tenured professor of American History at the College of Charleston, he teaches a popular class about the image of the Devil in religion and popular culture and, of course, a class on America and its monsters. He is the author of several books dealing with race, religion and pop culture including Satan in America: The Devil We Know and is a regular contributor to www.PopMatters.com, an international magazine of cultural criticism.

You can follow more on this at MonstersInAmerica.com and on Twitter @monstersamerica

 

 

What’s a book that you love that no one knows about?

I’m tempted to say Monsters in America. But I guess it would have to Matt Cardin’s Dark Awakenings, a collection of fiction and scholarly papers  exploring the intersection between religion and horror. Clearly influenced by Lovecraft and Thomas Ligotti, Cardin wonders aloud about how the more terrifying aspects of human experience are religious and the ways in which religion’s object of desire, the sacred itself, may be inherently terrifying. Thought provoking, not for the philosophically faint of heart and deserves to be more widely known.

Was there a particular moment/instant that you can credit as the inspiration of your latest work (editor’s note: in this case, the motivating moment/instant behind your book?)

No.

Where would you prefer to live if the Witness Relocation Program finally has to move you?

Some kind of science station in Antarctica. Either the one from The Thing or the one from Whiteout, but without the aliens or the murders or any of the people. Then again, I couldn’t live away from record, comic and bookstores, so actually maybe Brooklyn. Bed-Stuy or Park Slope, not Williamsburg.

What’s the Valentine’s card you would design if given free range and no censorship/supervision?

I want to send Valentines to dead people, at least interesting dead people. So, I suppose I would design a card and a card company that would allow you to send a valentine to, say, Elsa Lanchester or William S. Burroughs. I’d even have dummy addresses where you could send the cards to in order to give you the feeling of being a real live crazed fan of a real live dead person. So, for example, you could send one to Elsa Lanchester at 1935 James Whale Avenue, Hollywood or something. Come on, surely there is a constituency out there that wants to stalk dead celebrities much as I do.

If you were to insert yourself as a character in a television show, which show would it be?

Possibly Seth Green’s Oz from Buffy so that I would a.) get to be a werewolf b.) date Willow Rosenberg c.) get to wander in Romania and Tibet visiting various spiritual masters. Or maybe Stringfellow Hawke from Airwolf. As long as I didn’t have to play the violin or fly high-tech helicopters and could just do the whole “brooding recluse in a mountain cabin” thing.

 

 

(1 Comments)

Guest Post: McVladie interviews DACRE STOKER

Unearthed by Front Office on January 11th, 2012, 9:00 am - in Guest Post

(Leave A Comment)

When we first introduced you to McVladie, she introduced herself as “My pen name is CLMcNally but most know me as Carlota aka McVladie. I have always been passionate about two things law and writing.” She has returned with a second post, and it’s a doozy.

As I stand on the shore of the lake not too far from my home I reach down and pick up a small round stone and pitch into the smooth glass like water. A ripple begins to form and one large ring after another echoes out from its tiny center. My mind begins to wander as I watch the rings grow ever larger how very much like life these simple waves. One person’s life intertwining with another’s never realizing or even dreaming the impact or ripple affect that they may have. Who would have ever imagined a 15th century Romanian Prince and a 19th century Irish author together would literally change the world.

My first encounter with fellow author Dacre Stoker and the great-grand nephew of the Bram Stoker was so shocking I still cannot believe that it truly happened. As I sent my electronic message I imagined I drove to an ancient castle that Dacre would call his home with only the tiniest glimmer of hope that he would agree to an interview. I cautiously approach my heart pounding in my chest as I beat on the thick wooden door. It slowly creaks open and there before me is the man himself. I do not cross the threshold…a lump the size of Texas is in my throat. I stare down at my computer screen the warm glow of green reflecting off my face as I carefully click open my mail. I reread his email for the thousandth time Dacre Stoker astoundingly said…YES. After my initial shock and awe I coolly collected my thoughts…not really I babbled with unbridled gratitude placing as many exclamation points illegally possible in one sentence!!!!!!

Once my gushing had subsided I set to task what questions to ask a man who without a doubt has done great things in his own right, let alone the fact he truly has the blood of greatness flowing in his veins from the Stoker’s rich family heritage. Which by the way all those interested in knowing more about the Stoker history can do so by going to the site bramstokerestate.com you will simply be amazed!

It seems to be a Stoker tradition to do more than one thing in life and to do them all well. Not only is Dacre Stoker a famous author like his great grand uncle Bram but he is also the godson of H.G. Dacre Stoker, the commander of the AE2 submarine, whose tactics were instrumental in Gallipoli in World War I.

Dacre, who now calls Aiken, South Carolina home, was a member of the Canadian Men’s Modern Pentathlon Team, Senior World Championships in 1979 and coach of the Canadian Men’s Modern Pentathlon Olympic Team, Seoul, South Korea in 1988. Dacre is married to Jenne Stoker and is the father of two children. He is also the Executive Director of the Aiken Land Conservancy.

I am grateful for this ripple encounter with Dacre which leads to my first question.

What was it like growing up in the shadows of Dracula so to speak?

I would say that most of the time my growing up in the shadow of Dracula was perfectly normal. However, once a year for about three weeks surrounding Halloween, Dracula seems to be everywhere, and many of my friends would draw a connection between myself and Bram Stoker. They would look at me a little differently, joke about trick or treating, and whether it’s safe to show up on our doorstep for candy or blood. Later on I would listen to many jokes about serving Bloody Mary’s. And yes, once the connection is made, a common response is, “but you seem so normal, what was it about your relative that inspired him to write such a scary novel”?

Many believe that your Uncle’s writing was influenced by the historical 15th century figure Prince Vlad Dracula; Would you agree or disagree with this belief?

Dacre Stoker

One of the greatest ongoing debates amongst Dracula scholars and fans is centered on Bram’s knowledge of Vlad Dracula, who was ruler of Wallachia during the mid 1400’s. I think that Bram was influenced in a small way by the real Prince Dracula, not to the extent people today connect the two Dracula’s. Bram made a very clear reference in his research notes to a book by William Wilkinson, entitled The Accounts of Principalities of Wallachia and Moldavia 1820.

What follows is an excerpt from this book: “Dracula in the Wallachian language means Devil. Wallachian’s were accustomed to give it as a surname to any person who rendered himself conspicuous by courage, cruel actions, or cunning”. This explains how Bram became aware of the name Dracula, but we do not know the extent of Bram’s knowledge of the Wallachian ruler, and his brutal tactics towards his enemies and his own people. It is certainly possible that Bram had conversations with people who relayed details of Prince Dracula to him, but if so, the conversations were unrecorded and unsubstantiated.

If you had the ability to ask your Uncle Bram any question what would it be?

Since there is very little written by Bram about his own mysterious childhood illness, and his recovery, I am particularly curious about this time of his life. So I would ask: “How did you recover from your childhood illness to become a champion athlete”?

Is it true that your first book Dracula the Undead co- authored with Ian Holt is being made into a movie?

Unfortunately there are no firm movie plans at this time. There was a glimmer of hope when our book first came out that a Director and Producer were attached to the project. The group who were attempting to put the film together was unable to come up with the financing. Since then there has been some interest, but nothing like a serious offer has emerged.

Who would you pick if given the choice to play Dracula?

Johnny Depp would be my first choice for Dracula; the character of Quincey would have to be somebody who could carry his role, someone like Colin Farrell maybe.

I always ask this question of everyone… Any five people living or dead you could invite to dinner…who would it be and why?

I have thought about this question quite often, as I have asked it myself during training sessions in group dynamics, which is something that I have been trained to do. So I would narrow my choices down to interesting people who have not only been successful in their field, but people I perceive to be fun and interesting to be with. I have been very disappointed on a few occasions to be around celebrities, who will remain nameless, who have been so into themselves that they are very boring company. Furthermore, my choice would be to have dinner with each of these people separately, so I could really have the opportunity to chat and listen, rather then organize a dinner party for these five and myself.

Starting with the world of sports, I would like to have the opportunity to chat with Lance Armstrong, I think his story of recovery, success, and controversy is fascinating. From the world of politics, I think it would be very interesting to spend time and chat with John F Kennedy. He was quite a leader, who probably has many interesting stories to share.

From the world of entertainment, I think Meryl Streep would be fun to spend time with. She has played so many varied roles, and always appears to be sincere and genuine. I am intrigued with people who extend themselves and make significant advances in life through exploration, be it in the laboratory or through adventures in exotic locations. Therefore, I would love to spend time with Sir Edmond Hillary. Lastly, I would cherish the opportunity to have one more dinner with my late father, Desmond, who died far too young at 56. We did not get to spend enough quality time together while he was alive.

Who would you say has influenced you most in your life?

My father, Desmond Stoker, set a fine example of setting goals for yourself and then applying dedication, responsibility and hard work in order to achieve those goals. The Stoker family motto, which appears on the family crest going back well before Bram’s time is “What is true and honorable”, without consciously being aware of it, it seems to be a guiding principle in my life.

What is something you can tell us about your Uncle Bram that no one knows?

He had an immense love of the water. Bram was a rower during his College years; he also loved to swim in the ocean while on his holidays. He used themes involving the ocean in a few of his stories. In fact he was so confident around water that he attempted to teach his son Noel, at nine years of age, to swim by simply tossing him into the shallow water of the ocean.

Who is your favorite character in the Dracula novel?

Van Helsing, he was very multi dimensional. He was the brains behind the mission to rid London of Dracula, and he also was able to influence the “band of heroes” to come together to become a formidable force.

Your Uncle Bram seemed to have a very great sense of Irish humor…would you say you have that same gift?

I can honestly say that many of the present day Stoker’s have a similar dry sense of humor. We have a lot of fun and laughs when we get together!

How did you meet your wife Jenne?

I met Jenne, my wife, while watching Steeplechase races in Aiken, South Carolina during one of my holidays in 1980. Aiken is a lovely small city where we now live. My parents bought a home here in 1977 to escape the cold Canadian winters.

When did you first learn that there was a lost notebook that belonged to your Uncle?

I learned about it while doing research for the novel Dracula the Un-dead. I was looking through Paul Murray’s excellent Biography of Bram and found a few references to this Journal. I then asked my cousin Noel Dobbs about it and he told me how he had had the Journal in his attic in a box for years. Then more recently it lived inconspicuous on a bookcase amongst other books that Noel had inherited from his grandfather. Since the handwriting was so difficult to read he did not take much notice of it.

What was your first reaction when you learned the notebook really existed?

At first I was wondering if this was the diary that I had read a reference about in Bram’s Personal Reminiscences of Henry Irving. It soon became apparent it was not, but instead I realized, that it was actual a journal where Bram kept a collection of his early jottings, random thoughts, and memos for future stories. So needless to say I was very excited to have the opportunity to find out as much as I could about Bram’s thinking.

How did fellow author Elizabeth Miller become involved with the lost notebook?

Since Elizabeth had recently transcribed Bram’s Dracula Notes which live at the Rosenbach Museum, and she is a close friend, she was the logical choice to partner with to properly present this Journal to the world.

When will the world be able to share in this rare find and perhaps could we Gravediggers have a sneak preview of the infamous Dublin Notebook?

The Robson Press of Biteback Publishing in London will have the book out in March, in time for April 20th the 100th anniversary of Bram’s passing. Your readers can visit the Bram Stoker Estate website as we constantly update it and will be placing some nuggets from the Journal on it periodically.

I would like to close with thank-you and express my extreme gratitude to Dacre Stoker for being so gracious and taking the time out of his busy schedule for this interview.

Sincerely Carlota L. McNally aka McVladie

Follow the madness on Twitter – @McVladie

(Leave A Comment)

New Year, Full Moon

Unearthed by Weird Jon on January 4th, 2012, 1:25 pm - in News

(Leave A Comment)

2012. It’s a brand new year. We have lots of plans here at Gravedigger’s Local 16. First is our eventually taking down our Blogspot page. Although it was the site’s birthplace, there’s no real point in keeping up something that isn’t updated anymore. We’re aiming for having it taken down and converted into a redirection page to this site sometime by the end of January. More importantly, this month is going to be devoted to reviews of Full Moon movies! That’s right, I’ll be covering everything from their early films to their most recent offerings. The others might be joining in too! For those who don’t care for Full Moon’s output, there’s always the (soon to be) revived Tuesday uEtsy.

So as you wait for all these great new events, why not take a look at these classic GdL16 Full Moon articles:

Killjoy 3
Oblivion
Puppet Master
Full Moon Direct
The Haunted Casino
Evil Bong 3D Sneak Peek
The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver

(Leave A Comment)

Tuesday uEtsy Update

Unearthed by Front Office on January 3rd, 2012, 12:11 pm - in Tuesday uEtsy

(Leave A Comment)

Tuesday uEtsy

An update about what 2012 holds for Tuesday uEtsy – the feature will return in mid-January, after we research new stores to spotlight. We how to keep the feature going throughout the year, though we always suspend it during October since it would be unfair to spotlight a few stores during what us, normally, our “busy time.”

If you have a store (or know of one that deserves the attention), you are welcomed to write us either in the comments or by emailing us via contact (@)gravediggerslocal dot com. We welcome all suggestions.

The safest estimate of the return will be around the 17th. We will keep you updated.

(Leave A Comment)