[The following occurred just a few days ago, after the writer decided to finally watch this 80’s horror classic]
[Well into the movie]
AMM: Oh, it looks like Linnea Quigley’s famous breast scene is about to start! I’ve heard it’s amazing.
[A little later]
AMM: Okay, she’s topless. Is this it? I swear, some people can be so immature when it comes t…
[The real reason this scene is so infamous happens, along with shocked reaction from the writer]
AMM: This is what, the second time I’ve had this sort of reaction to a breast-based scene in a horror movie? I suck…