It’s Zombie Awareness Month!

Brains

As the name of this article says, May is Zombie Awareness Month. Since the how and why of this event have already been explained, let’s skip straight to the good stuff. We have plenty of special articles planned for this month (including some free goodies) and hopefully you’ll stick around to check them all out. In the meantime, here are some older zombie-related articles for you to enjoy:

Fangoria’s Dreadtime Stories Volume 1
AHoD Fun Size: David Philips of HIGH FRUCTOSE ZOMBIES
AHoD Fun Size: Sarah Braly of HIGH FRUCTOSE ZOMBIES
AHoD Fun Size: Dingo of THE ZOMBEATLES
AHoD Fun Size: GORGE of THE ZOMBEATLES
Tuesday uEtsy: Zombie Fried Tees
Tuesday uEtsy: Zombie Bride
The Theater Zombies, BEFORE DAYBREAK

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

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It all started with a missing cat. Wait, scratch that, it actually started long before humanity came into existence. But Dirk Gently’s case was to find a missing cat. Given his assertion of the interconnectedness of all things, he’s definitely the best man to see how a ghost, aliens, time travel and Samuel Taylor Coleridge (among other things) tie into the odd behavior of a college buddy of his. But he’d better hurry, because failing to solve the case will result in the destruction of humanity!

Despite being a Douglas Adams fan, I’ve never actually read any of the Dirk Gently books. I first became aware of his work after seeing copies of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy at practically every book store I visited as a child. I think it was the eyeless green thing sticking out its tongue on the cover that initially drew me to it. Eventually I wound up reading the entire series and just as I was preparing to get into the Dirk Gently books, my school workload increased to the point where I just didn’t have the time. And wouldn’t you know it, I completely forgot about the books when I finally had enough time to do so! Judging from what I’ve read online, there were definitely some alterations made in the transition from the printed page to the radio. I can’t say what exactly was changed, but I can say the acting is all top-notch and I thought it was a fun ride. That said, it was more restrained than Douglas’ work in the The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series. It’ll definitely tide me over until I can get my hands on the original novel. Sci-fi fans should be especially interested in how this story combines elements of two scripts he worked on for Doctor Who.

The complete six episode run of the 2007 radio series (twenty years after the novel was first published) runs a grand total of 3 hours and 40 minutes and spans across 3 CDs. As is often the case for multiple disc AudioGo releases, there’s some very informative liner notes packaged with the discs. It’s also worth noting that the CD release features extended versions of the episodes with material that wasn’t included in the originally aired versions. The series was successful enough to justify an adaptation of the sequel, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, which I’ll be covering next time…

Special thanks to AudioGo LTD for the review copy!

The Headless Horseman

Oh yeah, let's put a picture of a horseman with a head on the poster.  That doesn't clash with the title at all...

Everyone knows the story of Sleepy Hollow. Schoolteacher Ichabod Crane tries to win the favor of the wealthy Katrina Van Tassel while her jealous suitor Brom Bones schemes to get rid of his rival. Then one fateful night, Crane encounters the legendary Headless Horseman. Sounds like an easy recipe for a silent horror short, right? Wrong. The Headless Horseman is a feature film and almost all of its 70 minute running time is pure tedium. It would be one thing if they had used the short story’s “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” title, but to call your movie The Headless Horseman and rarely use the title character is pretty ridiculous. Perhaps that’s why there’s a brief segment involving him about 6 minutes into the film. On the plus side, the skeletal hand prop in said segment is quite impressive and it’s better than having to wait for the film’s climax to see him. Title issues aside, the lack of the Headless Horseman wouldn’t be that big a deal if the rest of the film wasn’t so boring.

The majority of the film consists of people taking issue with Crane’s harsh methods and educated status (with Brom often fanning the flames) and the rival suitors’ attempts to win Katrina’s favor. Many of the comedic moments fall flat (although I was amused by Ichabod blowing off Katrina at a party in order to stuff his face) and the film has a bizarre tendency to focus on characters singing despite its silent nature. It also doesn’t help that the three main characters are so unpleasant. Crane is only after Katrina for her money, Brom is psychotic enough to try to frame Ichabod so that he’s covered in boiling tar, and Katrina seems more interested in stringing the two along rather than actually making a decision. Having been originally introduced to the character in animated adaptations, I was surprised to see the film portray Ichabod Crane as not being a complete coward and is in fact to rattle off ghost stories at the drop of a hat. There’s a scene where Brom has the schoolhouse trashed in order to make Ichabod think witches were inside during the night and instead of cowering like he would in your usual animated adaption, he immediately orders his students to clean up and uses it as way of telling them to behave!

As the film is in the public domain, there are several unrestored video releases available. As there is currently no restored version available, you’re probably better off just watching it online.

Demonic Toys

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It’s a crazy night at the Toyland Warehouse. After a failed sting operation leaves her partner (and lover) dead, officer Judith Gray pursues the arms dealers responsible for his death into the warehouse. But they’re far from alone there. There’s the security guard and his food-delivering friend, a teen runaway…and the demon awakened by one of the fleeing criminals bleeding over his resting place (along with his murderous toy servants). But to be truly free, the demon needs to be reborn in a human body, which means he has very special plans for the pregnant officer of the law…

Although some might be tempted to write off this 1992 film as a Puppet Master wannabe, I think it owes more to the movie Dolls. Not only because several props from that film show up in Demonic Toys, but there’s also a scene involving Grizzly Teddy that’s clearly based off a dream sequence from Dolls. While lesser movies using the same theme would only make use of the main toys (Baby Oopsie Daisy, Jack Attack, Grizzly Teddy and Mr. Static), Demonic Toys throws in a whole army of living toys, some creepy gas mask wearing children on tricycles and a demon master with multiple forms.

Although not quite as popular as Puppet Master, the film spawned a comic book limited series and several sequels: Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys and Demonic Toys II. It’s also worth noting that Jack Attack made a brief cameo in Evil Bong.

While far from perfect, it’s still lots of fun and definitely worth a rental. Once only available as part of a boxset, there is now a DVD of the film available in its original aspect ratio, along with some trailers and the film’s original VideoZone segment. Alternately, you can try watching on Full Moon’s official YouTube channel for free, which is actually how I wound up seeing it. Considering how the only recent movie of theirs that captures some of the old school “Full Moon feel” has been The Haunted Casino, it’s a relief to know there’s an online source for stuff from the good old days.

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for use of the image!

Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge

I know what you're thinking.

[NOTE: As I don’t have a Blu-Ray player, I had to review these at a friend’s house. At a party. In other words, this isn’t going to be as detailed as my usual reviews.]

The year is 1941. The place? Berlin. Andre Toulon is using his puppet show to express his disapproval of the Nazis and sadly, a member of the party catches him doing so. To make matters worse, the Nazi in question is part of a secret project to create an army of reanimated soldiers and realizes that Toulon’s puppets could be of great use in it. Soon the puppet master and his wife are dragged into a desperate battle to save themselves and keep Toulon’s secret reanimation formula out of enemy hands. Along the way, we also learn the tragic origins of Blade and Leech Woman…

This movie holds a very special place in my heart, as it was the first installment of the Puppet Master franchise that I ever saw. During many childhood summer vacations, our baby sitters would take my little brother and I to the local video store to rent movies. Naturally, I usually made a beeline to the horror section. Naturally, the cool puppets soon grabbed our attention. Although the sitters weren’t entirely comfortable with the idea of us renting the movie due to the rating, our argument that the film’s monsters were killing Nazis rather than innocent people finally won them over. Thank goodness that worked, because we were in for a real treat. To this day the film is regarded as the best of the series and was so well received that the puppets spent the majority of the franchise pitted against evil beings rather than acting as the villains (which permanently sidelined the story hinted at during the conclusion of Puppet Master II). Unfortunately, the film also introduced continuity errors to the series, such as having Toulon active in 1941 when the first film established that he killed himself in 1939! Such errors would repeatedly pop up as the series went on, but I must admit that the films were usually entertaining enough to make you forget that (at least for a little while).

But after the fifth film (which was originally supposed to be the final chapter), things started to go downhill for both the series and Full Moon as a whole. The loss of their partnership with Paramount reduced their budgets to next-to-nothing, while the death of special effects maestro David Allen drastically changed the traditional look of Full Moon’s output. There have been several attempts to create a new puppet master to guide the puppets, but none can compare to the late Guy Rolfe’s take on Andre Toulon. It’s been speculated that the decision to set the most recent Puppet Master films during World War II are an attempt to recreate the glory days by (seemingly) copying what made the third film work. But sadly the end result is more cargo cult than it is successfully recreating a recipe. I’ve tried sticking by the company due to my fond memories of the numerous nights spent watching Full Moon movies after having been so impressed by Puppet Master III, but lately even that doesn’t work as well as it used to. It’s rather telling that most of my positive reviews for Full Moon’s more recent fare have been due in part for my going into them with incredibly low expectations. My most positive reviews have been reserved for reissues of their older material. And while the company does have some “new old” films in its archives, such as the Pulse Pounders segments and The Primevals, but that can only go so far. Let’s face it, they can never go back to the good old days.

Each second of the film’s 86 minute running time looks amazing thanks to its beautiful high-definition, 16:9 widescreen transfer and 5.1 surround sound audio track. The extra features include the introduction to Puppet Master II (!?), the making-of “VideoZone” segment from the film’s original VHS release, a kill scene montage, a commercial for Puppet Master action figures (presented in fullscreen) and numerous trailers for other Full Moon titles. Said trailers are for Puppet Master, Castle Freak, The Dead Want Women, Gingerdead Man 3, Killjoy’s Revenge, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil and Skull Heads.

With all the movies getting released on home video with their proper widescreen aspect ratio after only being available in cropped fullscreen transfers, it’s all too easy to forget there were films shot in fullscreen in mind. Although the original Puppet Master was originally supposed to play in theaters, the rest of the series was made with the knowledge they would be released directly to video. As much as I’d like to think that the films were shot in widescreen and cropped like the first movie, I highly suspect that the widescreen transfers for the rest of the classic Puppet Master films are cropped from their original aspect ratio. The example shown here should show why this is a very bad thing. Such a scenario would be completely unacceptable, especially since the original versions of the films aren’t included on the same disc. It is a small consolation that they are available on certain DVD releases of the films. Full Moon says they take fan demand very seriously, so I urge everyone reading this to write in to them to demand that the aspect ratios of the films (and original soundtrack format) remain untouched.

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for the review copy!

Flow Like Poe

Are you an Edgar Allan Poe fan in need of some fun? Or perhaps you’re in need of the way to make learning about writing in iambic pentameter that’s both entertaining and easy to understand? In any case, all you need to do is watch the music video for MC Lars’ song “Flow Like Poe” from his The Edgar Allan Poe EP album thanks to the official MC Lars YouTube account:

According to its description, the above video was first shown in New York’s famous Carnegie Hall as part of the Scholastic Art and Writing Awards in 2012 (The same year he released The Edgar Allan Poe EP). In case you’re wondering, the classical music sample is from Johann Pachelbel’s “Canon in D” and you can purchase the same kind of raven puppet seen in the video here. I know the picture there looks different than what you’d expect but trust me, it’s the same type of puppet.

Earlier this year, MC Lars teamed up with MC Ohm-I to release a remix of “Flow Like Poe” as part of The Ill Remix EP Vol. 2. It’s just as insanely catchy as the original and can be downloaded for free here.

6’+ Episode 57 is Up!

2013 Logo IconTo quote the description given at the new listing:

“It’s okay if you’re hearing voices, so long as one of them is this episode of 6′+. You might also hear Heather Buckley talk about Edge of Sanity on a new edition of Heather Buckley’s Oddscurities. You may even go crazy at the sound of a new Monstermatt Minute. Or, you might relax with new music from The Silver Shine, and songs from Plan 9, Rocket From The Crypt, Guantanamo Baywatch and more. With us in your head, you never travel alone.”

Remember to email 6′+ (contact at 6ftplus.com) or leave a comment below about the show, whether you liked it or not. Tell your friends, leave a review on iTunes, but above all – enjoy.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunesStitcher and Spreaker. They’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

Free Comic Book Day Is Coming!

The first Saturday in May is Free Comic Book Day, so be sure to mark your calendars for May 4th, because you don’t want to miss any of the awesome freebies!

For more information, please visit Free Comic Book Day’s official website and Facebook page. As always, we’ll post a reminder on the big day (along with a special bonus surprise)…

Still More Fiends of the Local

Once again, I’m shining a spotlight on all the people cool enough to give us a shout-out. This time around, I’m also including those who have gone above and beyond the call of duty of promoting us on Twitter and Tumblr:

Bogleech
Goblinhaus
The After Movie Diner
Sam Haynes
Mystery and Horror, LLC
Shadow Manor
Dust & Corruption
Digital Macabre
VampireFreaks.com
Le’ Grande Codex
Stereo Candies
Wrong Side of Art

And let’s not forget the people who have promoted 6’+:

Twisted Central
The Mortuary
wreckingpit – The Psychobilly Homepage
Ghoularama
A Mile In My Boots
Hellnotes
Lady Hellbat

Thank you!

Record Store Day Is Here!

Record store Day is here at last. Seeing as how we’ve already discussed why this day is so important and showed you where to find the list of all the freebies available this year, there’s not much to say. You can find a list of the North American stores celebrating here and the list of UK stores can be found here.

No participating stores in your area? Fear not! As was the case last year, we’re offering some free music downloads to help you get into the spirit of things:

WVRockscene, has a ton of great free downloads. I especially recommend anything by The Renfields. Intrigued? Then their Bastard Sons of Ed Wood album is a great place to get started.

To quote the description in their Bandcamp profile, “Spirit of The Indies is a collective of independent artists, by the musicians, for the musicians, and their fans.” Every year they put together free sampler albums featuring a wide selection of artists, as evidenced by their 2012 and 2013 samplers.

If you’re looking for over 22 minutes of listening pleasure, then the Volcano Kings’ free Mechanical Beast EP should be right up your alley.

Both Lo-Fi Kabuki Records and Spookhand offer a mix of free and “Name your price” downloads, all of which are highly recommended. That said, please be fair with the “Name your price” downloads, as Lo-Fi Kabuki has been very good to our podcast and Spookhand is headed by our own Dr. Gangrene.

If you enjoyed Strange Jason’s review of Tales From The Emancipated Head by the Pine Box Boys, then you’ll be happy to hear how the track “Theme From The Emancipated Head” from said album is available on the free 2013 Farmageddon Records Music Festival Compilation CD download (along with 20 other great songs).

In addition to the free downloads of “The Film Geek Love Song” and “The Vampire Song (a plea for Cushing and Lee),” more musical greatness from Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures can be found at the two SoundCloud pages associated with the After Movie Diner podcast.

Happy Record Store Day!

As always, Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of downloading from any links given here. Attempt at your own discretion. Blah blah blah…

6’+ Episode 56 is Up!

2013 Logo IconTo quote the description given at the new listing:

“Witches get up all in this episode of 6′+, with music from the 5.6.7.8′s, Stellar Corpses, Ghoultown, Spooky Deville and more. Monstermatt Patterson gets turned into a frog during a Monstermatt Minute. And take it from me – Dr. Gangrene’s Recommended Movie of the Week is no poison apple.

We also have a preview of the upcoming Home Haunting: Jersey Devil Style feature, giving you a monthly tips on how to turn your home and crypt into the ghoulish talk of the town.”

Remember to email 6′+ (contact at 6ftplus.com) or leave a comment below about the show, whether you liked it or not. Tell your friends, leave a review on iTunes, but above all – enjoy.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunesStitcher and Spreaker. They’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

Review: The Brains, THE MONSTER WITHIN

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Sailor Graves Records
Stomp Records
People Like You Records

The sixth album by The Brains, the Montreal Psychobilly band, continues the band’s sound of blending pummeling rhythm and melodic vocals to create a new album, The Monster Within. The Brain’s have a well set sonic identity and this is another addition to their discography.

The Monster Within is a nicely crafted album, not a mere scattershot listing of songs, as each track flows effortlessly from one to another. The stitches on the monster can’t be seen. There isn’t any discord, evidence of the band’s years of expertise. This isn’t an album that requires you to sit down and PAY ATTENTION. It’s an album meant for you to get up and move, either to wreck around or to have playing while you make a robot in your garage.

There are some standout songs. “Devil In Disguise” jumps to mind. “Bleed” starts off with an infectious bass line from Colin The Dead, before Rene D. La Muerte’s crooning voice invites you in. Pat Kadaver’s drumming really demonstrates how psychobilly drummers are often underrated, not just keeping up but leading the way for Colin’s bass and Muerte’s guitar.

The guitar work really stands out on “Rest In Pieces” and the album’s instrumental piece, “Cucaracha In Leather.” That song is a perfect snapshot of the band’s ranges, as the Brains mix in punk, metal, surf guitars and whatever they want. The metal-twang dance of the guitar invokes some of Dick Dale and Duane Eddy, while the bass and drums never miss a beat.  The Brains are a well oiled kustom. These are fiends are 1000%ers.

The Monster Within is the perfect psychobilly record to give to your friends who are curious to what it’s about. There’s something here for everyone in this album. It’s for the neophytes, the converted and the devout.

The Brains’ The Monster Within comes out on Stomp Records in their native land of Canada, on Sailor’s Grave Records in the US and on People Like You in Europe.  Definitely a good addition to your collection or a great way to start one.

 

Record Store Day Is Coming!

That’s right, this year’s Record Store Day will be held on April 20, 2013. You can find a complete list of all the free goodies available at this year’s event here. Although there’s nothing on said list that immediately leaps out to me as something of interest for horror fans, we still recommend that you participate. Why miss on out some free goodies and special sales (on both music and movies)? Our fans will be pleased to hear that we’ll be continuing our tradition of offering some free spooky music downloads on the big day as well.

Lately, it seems to have become fashionable to poo-poo Record Store Day. While I can understand not liking how it’s become more focused on big name artists and some of the exclusive releases aren’t free, I find the claims that it was orchestrated from the start by major record labels since they don’t want to switch over to downloads to be particularly irksome. I could buy that if it had been all major bands featured from the start, but that just doesn’t work considering what I’ve seen since I first started following the event in 2008. Considering the usual ham handed manner in which big businesses go about trying to come off as a grassroots effort, I find it hard to believe that something as smooth as the way Record Store Day was handled was orchestrated that way. Since most of the big labels are connected to movie studios, then why didn’t they try doing “Video Store Day” as well? Although there is a movement to get such a day established on the same level as Record Store Day, it’s clearly the product of an independent video store in Canada.

Also annoying is when the people expressing the above opinions say that we should just let record stores die off, rationalizing that the employees will be able to find jobs elsewhere. Yeah, because worked out real well for people in Michigan once the auto industry there went kaput, didn’t it? People seem all too eager to forget that the closing of brick and mortar retail stores effect far more than the employees of said store. I’m not just talking about the various music and movie distributors taking a big hit, either. Physical media replicators, the people whose job it is to sell discs to stores and the people who physically transport merchandise across the country all suffer if your local music store closes. And considering that audio dramas are popular enough among truckers that companies rent ad space at rest stops to promote them, I’d imagine they would also lose money (and potentially have to let people go) as well. It’s a great big cycle of suck and we can’t afford to let it happen, especially in today’s economy. So when the 20th rolls around, be sure to get out there and support your local record store!

Evil Dead (in Short)

Mediocre film. Some decent gore, half-way decent acting, boring script with a lot of pointless additions. Was bored for most of my time there. Could have been worse but could have been a whole lot better.

6’+ Episode 55 Is Up!

2013 Logo IconTo quote the description given at the new listing:

“The picture of horror itself, Dr. Gangrene’s Recommended Movie of the Week, debuts on 6′+. We get artistic admist a playlist of spooky music in a gallery of surf, psychobilly and horror punk. Monstermatt Patterson forgets how to count on the Paint By Numbers but comes up with a materpiece with the Monstermatt Minute.”

Remember to email 6′+ (contact at 6ftplus.com) or leave a comment below about the show, whether you liked it or not. Tell your friends, leave a review on iTunes, but above all – enjoy.

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunesStitcher and Spreaker. They’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

Dear Greg (Don’t Be A Dick)

Hi Greg.

How’s it going? You don’t know me. I think we might have a mutual friend. Maybe. I’m not sure. So take this disclaimer under the a miniscule chance that we somehow meet in the future. I don’t have any issue with you as a person, Greg. In fact, even after reading most of your writing, I get the idea I have only a sliver of knowledge about you. So, if ever we meet, don’t take it personally that  another guy ON THE INTERNET called you out for some bullshit you’ve written.

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