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Ghost Busted

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 11th, 2011, 1:47 pm - in Music Video | Video - (0 Comments)

Strange Jason once said there was a difference between doing a cover of a song and doing a version of a song. Although I used to think he was splitting hairs, I have since changed my mind.

One musician doing their take on another’s song can both pay tribute to the original and create an new, unique version that’s every bit as good as (if not better) than the original. A cover song is what happens when someone wants to use a certain song, but don’t want to pay the amount requested for licensing rights. Instead, they opt to perform a cover version, often by obtaining a mechanical license, which is much cheaper than actually licensing the original. Many companies took advantage of this by releasing compilation albums of hit songs at low prices, which thrifty (and inattentive) consumers would buy thinking they had found all of their favorite songs in one place for a great price. After many had gotten burned by purchasing such albums, they went out of their way to seek out albums that made it clear the original artist’s version was on it. When companies specializing in cover songs realized that people were catching on, they sneakily began the practice of hiring the musicians who made a particular song famous to perform a cover so that they could market their discs as containing songs “as performed by the original artist.” Presumably this was done to get people to think they were purchasing a record (later CDs) featuring the original song and it worked all too well.

The subject of today’s article, the theme from Ghostbusters, has been covered numerous times.
Naturally, most of said cover songs are garbage. Go to Amazon and hear for yourself. As for as I’m concerned, Andrew Gold has done the only good “cover” of the Ghostbusters theme ever. It’s close enough to the original be to enjoyable and different enough to keep Ray Parker Jr.’s lawyers at bay. Today I’m going to let you listen to what just might be the worst two versions of the Ghostbusters theme ever recorded. First up is a version by Drew’s Famous Entertainment (aka Turn Up The Music Inc. and tons other names), uploaded by packratshow:

Terrible, huh? Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, a challenger approaches from the East! This putrid take on the song, as uploaded by Sardius, was created especially for Stepping Selection, a Japan-only Dance Dance Revolution clone for the Playstation 2:

It’s pretty easy to see why that game never made the jump overseas. Which version is the worst? You decide!

Printable Prop Labels

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 10th, 2011, 1:25 pm - in Arts and Crafts - (0 Comments)

Pick yours...

One of the simplest (and least expensive) homemade haunt props is the spooky bottle or jar. A little glue, a label and something to put inside are all you need to turn an ordinary jar or bottle into a creepy prop. Spooky labels let you add a creepy feel to your Halloween party’s selection of drinks in addition to creating Halloween prop standards like poison, potions, body parts and lab specimens in jars. A shelf filled with such props can create a very impressive display indeed. One can easily make labels using a word processing program, but those tend to look simplistic. That’s why I’ve gathered up a bunch of cool-looking free labels one can simply print out:

Halloween Clip Art – Martha Stewart
Herman Secret’s Album: Potion Labels
Vintage Poison Labels – Spookshows.com
Morties Mortuary Halloween Bottle Label Prop
Wine Label Replacements for Halloween Parties
Other Apothecary Jar Labels – Halloween Forum
Printable Props & Decorations | My Ghoul Friday
Halloween Labels for Bottles (and more) – Instructables
I Make Projects – Making Canned Halloween Monstrosities
Propnomicon: Arkham Sanitarium Pharmacy Labels (and Lovecraftian Pharmacy Labels)

I should note that the My Ghoul Friday and Martha Stewart links also offer other types of printable Halloween decor. Well, that, and how you can find more free labels on Google Books. Google Books also reveals that there was a massive debate about poison label laws back in the day, along with noting how vintage poison labels were often printed in red ink and the origin of the “skull and crossbones” symbol for poison.

As what to put in your bottles and jars, the only limit is your imagination. Coloring water with food coloring often works well. For glowing chemicals, use flat tonic water, water mixed with a highlighter fluid or milk with a blacklight. If you use milk, be sure to pour it on the night you’ll be displaying your containers, as you don’t want to leave it out a long time and spoil. The Halloween Propmaker’s Handbook by Ken Pitek shows how to make a potion that does neat things when the container holding it is shaken. Using creepy-looking growing toys can also work with a variety of themes. You can even sculpt your own creepy items for the jars! Just keep in mind that certain dyes and chemicals might stain the container (or anything placed in them), so plan accordingly. You can even skip water altogether and fill them with various kinds of fake animals, dirt, etc.

Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for the content on or anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of visiting or downloading from any links on those sites (or constructing a project that’s detailed on them). Attempt at your own risk.

Even More Creepy Cocktails

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 9th, 2011, 1:42 pm - in Eat and Drink - (0 Comments)

The Halloween Handbook by Bridie Clark, Ashley Dodd and Janette Beckman has recipes for the following: All Hallow’s Eve Martini, Pumpkin Eater, Halloween Schnapps, Squirmy-Wormies, Body Part Sangria and Mauled Cider.

Those who have read my previous articles on creepy cocktails might remember Girls’ Night by Jaclyn W. Foley for its recipe for Lizard Slime. However, it turns out I had missed another spooky recipe from that book: Little Devil.

If you love candy, but are too old to go Trick-or-Treating, then perhaps the Candy Bar cocktail recipe in Megan Buckley and Sheree Bykofsky’s Sexy City Cocktails will be of interest to you.

Although Cheryl Charming and Susan Bourgoin Knack Bartending Basics lists it as a Thanksgiving drink, I think Hot Apple Pie can also count as a Halloween drink. The book also offers a cocktail called “Ultraviolet,” which calls to mind the numerous blacklights that appear in Halloween displays and haunted attractions across the world, and one called “Fortune Teller.” Charming also has a Halloween cocktail called Wicked Witch’s Socks, Dragon’s Breath and S’Mores in The Everything Cocktail Parties and Drinks Book.

Lovecraft fans will undoubtedly be interested in Drinknation.com’s recipes for Cthulhu Rising and a Reanimator.

This vintage Bacardi ad shows how to make a variety of Devil-themed drinks.

Although it’s named for a non-horror movie, I still think recipe for Blood and Sand in A. J. Rathbun Party Drinks! could still work at a Halloween party.

Better Homes & Gardens’ Halloween Tricks and Treats has recipes for Bloody Harry Scary and a Shrunken-Head Martini.

Those seeking a non-alcoholic drink should enjoy a Blood Milkshake and drinkers of all kinds can appreciate Vampire Eye Icecubes, recipes for both of which can be found in Country Living Happy Halloween!

Similarly, Cheryl Perry’s Youth Spirit has recipes for Witch’s Brew and Hot Spiced Apple Drink.

Halloween Treats by Donata Maggipinto and Richard Jung has both adult and kids versions of recipes like Devil’s Breath and Witch’s Kiss.

Finally, The Book of Lists for Teens by Sandra and Harry Choron has a non-alcoholic cocktail called the “Purple People Eater.”

For more drink recipes, check out:

Creepy Cocktails
More Creepy Cocktails (and Ghoulish Goodies)

Please drink responsibly!

More Ghoulish Goodies

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 8th, 2011, 1:44 pm - in Eat and Drink - (0 Comments)

The Google Books preview for Donata Maggipinto and Richard Jung’s Halloween Treats: Recipes and Crafts for the Whole Family has recipes for tasty treats like Ghost-Wiches, Apple Jack-o’-Lanterns, Witch’s Hair and Goblin’s Eyeballs.

There’s nothing like a fresh popcorn ball on Halloween. You can make them yourself using the recipe in Eula Mae’s Cajun Kitchen.

The fine folks at Hershey’s have an online recipe for Monster Cups (among other Halloween goodies).

Country Living Happy Halloween! has several recipes for yummy yuckies like Dirt and Worms, Severed Fingers and Brains!

Spooky Vegan has recipes for Vegan Sugar Cookies and Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies, along with plenty of other recipes.

Halloween Addict has a Jack o’ Lantern Veggie Platter for those seeking healthy Halloween fare.

I have tried and can vouch for this recipe for Colcannon (a traditional Irish Halloween meal). However, you need to really wash the kale well, or else the deliciousness will be ruined by a gritty texture. It may take a lot of time and effort to make, but it is definitely worth it.

For those seeking devilish desserts, Celebrate Halloween by Deborah Heiligman has a recipe for a Spooky Graveyard Cake.

In addition to Halloween S’Mores, Better Homes & Gardens’ Halloween Tricks and Treats also has recipes for Mummy Dogs, Chicken Feed and Web Soup.

Finally, the October 1986 issue of Working Mother offer up a recipe for Witch’s Stew, while Tommy Donbavand’s Boredom Busters tells us how to make Boiled Eyeballs, Dracula’s Dip and Worm Surprise.

For more spooky recipes, check out:

Ghoulish Gourmet
More Creepy Cocktails (and Ghoulish Goodies)

It Came from Amazon III

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 7th, 2011, 10:41 am - in Articles - (0 Comments)

Before we begin, I want to make a comment about my last installment in this series. Remember my joking about Jaws in Japan being a lawsuit waiting to happen? Well, it looks like I wasn’t too far off, as clicking the link I gave for it now gives you a retitled version called Psycho Shark. With that out of the way…

Do you like Jenga but hate its lack of the macabre? Then this “Stack the Bones” game is for you!

It’s funny how George Lucas won’t allow an official release of The Star Wars Holiday Special but is fine with a line of toys that fuses various Star Wars characters with classic horror icons. To be fair, Universal did something similar with “monster wrestler” toys.

As if the above monster mash-ups weren’t enough, Japan has a line of toys that combines Hello Kitty with several giant monsters from the Ultraman franchise.

If this bizarre Polish Son of Godzilla poster isn’t to your liking, then perhaps this velvet poster featuring Godzilla and other Toho daikaiju might be more to your liking. You can even color it yourself!

If you don’t like this “Ghoul Show” poster advertizing a triple feature of Grave of the Vampire, Island of the Ghouls and Garden of the Dead, then you have no heart. In case you were wondering, Island of the Ghouls is just a retitled version of Doomwatch.

I love how the back copy for the VHS release of Kung Fu Zombie plays up the horror aspects of this martial arts movie.

Holy crap, there’s actually an Infra-Man hoodie available? While we’re on the subject, Amazon also has a behind-the-scenes publicity shot from that film available.

The features on this promotional CD-ROM sound interesting and all, but I’m baffled by it’s claim of being hosted by Michael Myers. Isn’t being silent part of that character’s gimmick and all?

I have suspicions about this Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot clock. It lacks any information about the show’s US rightsholder and looks like something one could easily assemble by printing out a picture from the show and inserting it into a picture frame clock (a much less than what they’re charging).

Wait, why does the box art from this VHS release of Godzilla vs. Megalon feature Mothra?

Yeah, it’s a “hugger alien” and not a humping alien. Riiiight…

Eldritch Blue: Love & Sex in the Cthulhu Mythos Really?

They’re reprinting the Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery and Dick Briefer’s Frankenstein comic book series? Awesome!

Although it does reflect on elements in the story, the cover art for this adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s “The Terrible Old Man” deserves an award for its awfulness.

Somebody actually made a card game involving the Cthulhu Mythos and cars.

How can you not love the name used for this VHS release of Star Fleet (a retitled and dubbed version of the Japanese series X-Bomber) called “Attack of the Bionic Robot?” I should also note that although the cover art is illustrated, the show itself is a Gerry Anderson-style puppet series rather than a cartoon and how the show inspired Queen guitarist Brain May’s album, Star Fleet Project.

Thanks to Amazon, I know know that there was a Christian Goosebumps knock-off series.

Speaking of books, it seems author Kenneth Hite has devoted himself to making as many Lovecraftian parodies of classic children’s books as possible.

For more Amazon insanity, check out:


It Came From Amazon

It Came From Amazon II

No More Vintage Halloween Insanity?

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 6th, 2011, 6:12 pm - in Vintage Halloween Insanity - (1 Comments)

Since when do ghosts have ear?

Last year, I had high hopes for the 2011 installment of my “Vintage Halloween Insanity” series. Not only had I found a walk-through description of a 1915 haunted attraction, but it was quite possibly the most ludicrously dangerous of the old Halloween articles I had ever found after it seeming like I had run out of material. “The Cave of Death” certainly lived up to its name. Sadly, that was not the case this year. Don’t get me wrong, I did manage to scrape together enough material to form this article, but it doesn’t have quite the same impact as the previous year’s installments. That said, it is still interesting reading.

While browsing through my usual sources for “Vintage Halloween Insanity” fodder, Popular Science and Popular Mechanics, I noticed that most of the Halloween-related stuff was rather normal when compared to past years’ entries in the series. Although not technically a Halloween article, this moving ouija board that promotes tuberculosis awareness is plenty weird. Although this 1937 article has a few good Halloween ideas, most of it is filled with stuff that seems more appropriate for April Fools’ Day. Only the collapsing chair and shaking table seem potentially risky, which is quite the comedown from previous years’ entries in this series.

With that resource tapped, I tried looking through the free Google eBooks next. This issue of The Practical Druggist shows that even back in the 1920′s, pharmacies stocked Halloween goodies and built spooky displays in October. The unusual newspaper ad done in a mock play format is amusing, but not up to the usual standard of insanity I’m used to. The National Drug Clerk amps things up with a display that constantly references “the Huns” (despite the article’s comments on using Halloween fun to take kids’ minds off the war) and its suggestion of covering bare light bulbs with blue tissue paper to create interesting lighting effects. Yeah, I’d imagine a fire would definitely be an interesting lighting effect.

The Boy Craftsman mostly focuses on Halloween pranking devices, although the “goblin man” does ramp up the insanity factor. A scarecrow with a tissue paper and cardboard head lit by a candle is dangerous enough as it is, but a scarecrow that one is expected to strap on and walk around in while peeping out of a small hole is just asking for trouble. But the trail went cold after making that discovery.

Atomic Mystery Monster (who showed me the Modern Mechanix article that was featured in the first installment of “Vintage Halloween Insanity) came to the rescue by showing me some other weird articles from that magazine, along with something from a 1915 issue of Boys’ Life that he saw at a forum he frequents. Although “The Great Scout Snout Hunt” is a tale of the intended victim of the infamous snipe hunt prank turning the tables on the would-be pranksters, the spooky pranks he uses form what could be considered as a crude haunted trail. In fact, one of the pranks in the “trail” is somewhat similar to the above-mentioned “goblin man.”

Oddly enough, 1915 can be considered a major year for old school haunted attractions. In addition to the above “prototype haunted trail,” 1915 also marks the year the “Cave of Death” attraction I mentioned at the beginning of this article ran and the Hollycombe Steam Collection actually has a mechanized haunted house which was manufactured that year. Going back even further reveals that homemade haunted houses existed in the 1800′s! Although the exact details about what were featured in them are scant, I’d say decorating using rags and lit candles are a definitely dangerous combination that fits in with the theme of this series. Edgar Allan Poe’s 1842 classic “The Masque of the Red Death” also describes what can be considered an early home haunt:

“The seventh apartment was closely shrouded in black velvet tapestries that hung all over the ceiling and down the walls, falling in heavy folds upon a carpet of the same material and hue. But in this chamber only, the color of the windows failed to correspond with the decorations. The panes here were scarlet — a deep blood color. Now in no one of the seven apartments was there any lamp or candelabrum, amid the profusion of golden ornaments that lay scattered to and fro or depended from the roof. There was no light of any kind emanating from lamp or candle within the suite of chambers. But in the corridors that followed the suite, there stood, opposite to each window, a heavy tripod, bearing a brazier of fire, that projected its rays through the tinted glass and so glaringly illumined the room. And thus were produced a multitude of gaudy and fantastic appearances. But in the western or black chamber the effect of the fire-light that streamed upon the dark hangings through the blood-tinted panes, was ghastly in the extreme, and produced so wild a look upon the countenances of those who entered, that there were few of the company bold enough to set foot within its precincts at all.”

My final bits of haunted house related insanity from days gone by come from some books I read as a child. Although there are no online previews available for Elizabeth Wilkinson’s Making Cents or Shari Lewis’ Spooky Stuff, both are available at extremely low prices. Making Cents suggests creating “Ghoul Drool” by hanging wet yarn from strings of Christmas lights(!) and has a bizarre preoccupation with using cat food in displays while Spooky Stuff suggests having hidden assistants grab at guests’ ankles while lying in doorways along a hall. Although Lewis’ idea might not sound so bad at first glance, going over haunt expert Bertram Bertram’s guest articles on rules and safety at haunted attractions will make it clear why I have included it here. Remember: There’s a reason why most haunted attractions don’t let their performers touch guests…

Getting back to WikiSource, here’s an old (but newer than most of the featured links in this series) promotional Halloween image that seems innocent at first glance. That is, until you notice the swastika on the biker. I imagine the inclusion Lady Godiva is bound to enrage certain parents, too. “Games for Halloween” offers up a wide variety of bizarre suggestions, from making cardboard box Jack O’Lanterns lit by placing over a gas jet, having a person dressed as a ghost with hands covered in wet salt greet guests and playing games involving walking downstairs backwards while holding a candle, melting lead and jumping over a lit candle! Finally, some high quality vintage Halloween insanity!

Both Hallowe’en at Merryvale and The Book of Hallowe’en offer up both informative looks at Halloween traditions from years gone by and unintentionally hilarious images, such as this fortune-telling session that looks disturbingly like a Klan meeting. Meanwhile, the racial stereotyping in “Halloween Failure” is just plain offensive. If I hadn’t already used it in this article, I could have also included a bizarre Halloween postcard about scarecrows wanting to go to heaven as well.

And that, dear reader, makes all that I could find for crazy Halloween stuff from years gone by. I’m afraid all my resources are tapped. That said, there is a question mark in the title for a reason, as I will still keep an eye out for more material in the hopes that I can do more installments in the series. Failing that, I hope this farewell of sorts and the previous entries in the series are enough to satisfy you:

Vintage Halloween Insanity
More Vintage Halloween Insanity
Still More Vintage Halloween Insanity
Modern Halloween…Sanity?

Halloween Greetings

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 5th, 2011, 6:09 pm - in Art | Arts and Crafts - (0 Comments)

We’ve all heard the jokes about the perceived uselessness of Halloween cards, but the truth is they have their uses. Judging from the Google Books preview for Diane C. Arkins’ Halloween Merrymaking, they seem to have developed from the market for Halloween party invitations. Nowadays, they also seem to act as the October version of blank “Just Because” cards. I actually got a Halloween card on Halloween once. You see, a buddy and I used to visit haunted attractions every October (my first three haunt reviews are the result of that tradition) until he had to move to a larger house when he started a family. The year he moved, well, I think you can guess what he sent me that October.

Seeing as how the US Postal Service could use a boost in income, I thought I’d share a bunch of free cards with you. Why are they free? Well, they were made before 1923 and as I noted in Spirit Rapppings, any American work published before January 1, 1923 is in the US public domain. They can be either be used as standard greeting cards or be simply printed out and glued onto cardboard to use as postcards. So whether you want to use them as invites for your spooky shindigs or surprise a friend this month, feel free to print ‘em out:

I don't even know what I am!

You can find a larger version of the above card over at Wikipedia (albeit with a border you’ll need to crop out).

If her shadow is any indication, that guy in the mirror is in trouble...

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Again with the mirror!


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Wait, WHAT?

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In case you’re wondering about all the focus on mirrors in those cards, it’s a reference to a now defunct Halloween tradition. It was once believed that if a woman stood in front of a mirror at midnight and brushed her hair three times, the face of her future husband would appear over her shoulder if she was going to get married that year. This was only one of many ridiculous ways one was supposedly able to tell their marital future on Halloween.

If those cards aren’t enough for you, then Ravensblight.com has you covered. Granted, they’re not in the public domain, but you can still send ‘em to friends. Ravensblight has both a pop-up card and a selection of standard greeting cards, both with envelopes. It’s also possible to alter the Necronomicon book covers and notebooks into greeting cards.

Although we think our information is solid, at the end of the day we have to admit that we’re not lawyers. Our legal commentary is worth exactly what you paid for. We’re just sharing this since this is interesting and those seeking to benefit from allegedly public domain works should consult at least one lawyer before doing so. Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of visiting any of the links in this article or using the material noted here. Attempt at your own discretion.

It Came From Wikipedia IV

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 4th, 2011, 10:13 am - in Articles | It Came From Wikipedia - (0 Comments)

When preparing the series Night Gallery for syndication, the powers that be decided to merge the short-lived series The Sixth Sense into it in order to pad out the number of episodes. They even went as far as to shoot new scenes with Rod Serling to help with the illusion that these were merely more episodes of Night Gallery!

There is an opera version of The Fly. No, seriously.

Not only is Robert Bloch the man who wrote Psycho, but he also created the Cthulhu mythos tomes De Vermis Mysteriis and Cultes des Goules, in addition to the popular depiction of the Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath (although it was originally referred to as a Shoggoth in his story). Bloch is also the inspiration for “Robert Blake” in Lovecraft’s “The Haunter of the Dark.”

Boris Karloff’s 1944 film The Climax was originally intended to be a sequel to The Phantom of the Opera. In fact, the sets from that film were reused in it!

Do you love the theme from the Tales from the Crypt TV series? If so, you should be very interested to learn that it was given lyrics for the radio version of the show. You can read said lyrics here.

Back when a sequel to The Exorcist was first being planned, the original idea was for a priest to investigate the events from the first movie in order to use alternate versions of scenes from the original. That’s right, they were planning on foisting a Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2-style clip show movie on the general public!

Someone actually made a list of all the monsters in The Asylum’s films, mockbuster and otherwise.

Gimmick master William Castle originally wanted to have seatbelts installed in theaters showing I Saw What You Did for those who might get “scared out of their seats.” Although it was mentioned in a trailer for the film, the gimmick was ultimately abandoned.

The Mexican horror film The Curse of the Doll People is based on the Abraham Merrit novel Burn Witch Burn! You might remember Merrit as the author of the story that inspired Killdozer.

Have you ever wondered about the differences between the various versions of Romero’s Dawn of the Dead? Then you should find this list very handy.

The writings of H.P. Lovecraft have inspired many a video game, including a Japan-only pinball video game.

The Indian film Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi (English translation: “Player of Players”) features an appearance by the Undertaker, as played by Brain Lee (better known to wrestling fans as the “Underfaker”).


The War of the Worlds: Next Century
is a truly bizarre Polish take on the H.G. Wells classic (and features NSFW poster art).

The death of Edgar Allan Poe is far more interesting and mysterious than one might think. Speaking of death and Poe, you should definitely read this article on the legendary “Poe Toaster.”

The Necronomicon prop from the Evil Dead series has a brief appearance in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. Similarly, a Xenomorph skull can be seen in Predator 2.

If you’re new to the “It Came From Wikipedia” series, please check out:

It Came From Wikipedia
It Came From Wikipedia II
It Came From Wikipedia III

Beetlejuice Reenactment

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 3rd, 2011, 5:13 am - in Video - (0 Comments)

I first became aware of ArtieTSMITW thanks to a friend and I constantly joking about a YTMND featuring the infamous “The line must be drawn here!” line from Star Trek: First Contact. One day, said friend linked me to a reenactment of the scene by Artie. This was back when he had first started out, so it was only his 5th reenactment. So when it came time to do the countdown, I thought I’d check back in on him to see if he did any horror movies. What I found was his 50th video, Beetlejuice:

Great, now I have an incredible urge to see the original. Thankfully it’s October, so it’s bound to get shown on TV sometime.

How to Survive a Horror Movie

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 2nd, 2011, 8:13 am - in Articles | Books - (0 Comments)

Given the sheer amount of humorous horror-related handbooks and survival guides, it’s all too easy to forget the idea that started it all: horror movie survival in general.

There must have been something in the air during the mid-to-late nineties. “How to survive a horror movie” emails were being forwarded left and right and 1996′s Scream poked fun at various horror tropes and cliché (perhaps this inspired the emails?). Not that it was the first to do so, mind you, as There’s Nothing Out There covered the same ground years earlier. In any case, it wasn’t long before such guides started appearing in print. Here are several examples, complete with previews:

The B-Movie Survival Guide by Gary Cook is a personal favorite of mine, as it also offers plenty of interviews and behind-the-scenes anecdotes from people involved in making b-movies.

The Horror Movie Survival Guide by Matteo Molinari and Jim Kamm differs from the others in providing advice on how to survive specific monsters and horror movies.

The preview for Survive the Movie Plot: Real Folks’ Survival Guide for Horror, Sci-Fi & Thrillers by K. E. Hawkins focuses solely on radioactive threats.

The Scream Queen’s Survival Guide by Meredith O’Hayre is, as the title implies, aimed solely at female protagonists.

How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills by Seth Grahame-Smith.

But let’s not forget the internet side of things. Although there’s bound to be some repeated material between the websites themselves and the books above, there’s enough original material between them to warrant their being listed here:


How To Survive A Horror Movie 101

Mira Grant: Horror Movie Survival FAQ

How To Survive A Horror Movie | Cracked.com

How To Survive A Horror Movie – TV Tropes.Org

Learn How to Survive a Horror Movie – TV Feature at IGN

Losthighway’s Twitter feed (Often has B-movie survival tips)

alt.cult’s Horror movie (and other cult films) survival thread (NSFW)

Time’s “Keep Your Pants On – Top 10 Ways To Survive A Horror Movie”

alt.movies.monster’s “How To Survive A Monster\Horror Movie” thread

Here’s some more advice from your friends at Gravedigger’s Local 16:

-Never go on a free trip you won in a contest you don’t remember entering.
-If a package isn’t addressed to you, don’t open it.
-I don’t care how good the scholarship package is, don’t go to Miskatonic University.
-Nothing good can ever come from grave robbing.
-Using a ouija board to talk to spirits is like a chatroom. Everyone lies about their name/age/gender and attempting a meetup will likely be unpleasant (to say the least).
-Always spell the name of a town with a weird name backwards before visiting.
-The more dolls a house has, the faster you need to get out of there.
-There’s a reason nobody goes to wax museums anymore. Don’t buck the trend…

Scary Stories

Unearthed by Weird Jon on October 1st, 2011, 3:10 pm - in Articles | Stories - (0 Comments)

SKULL!

What better way to get into the Halloween season than by reading scary stories? Our first selection is Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (which is the source of the above image). He also wrote “The Body Snatcher,” which was later adapted into the classic Val Lewton movie of the same name.

What is the the strange secret of “The Room in the Tower” by E.F. Benson?

Although better known for The Lost World and his Sherlock Holmes stories, Arthur Conan Doyle was no slouch in the horror department. “The Horror of the Heights,” “The Terror of Blue John Gap” and “Lot No. 249″ are great examples of this.

Montague Rhodes James, often known simply as “M.R. James,” is considered to be the master of ghost stories in Britain. After reading “Oh Whistle, and I’ll Come to You My Lad” and “Count Magnus,” I think you’ll agree.

William Mudford’s “The Iron Shroud” (aka “Italian Revenge”) is an interesting tale of torture that supposedly influenced Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Pit and the Pendulum.” Wikipedia also notes that it was a major part of an old Popular Mechanics article about torture chambers!

Similarly, “The Air Serpent” by Will A. Page was referenced in an issue of Eerie as an example of real folklore!

Wardon Allan Curtis’ “The Monster of Lake LaMetrie” is a bizarre tale involving a brain transplant and an Elasmosaurus! If you ever read The League of Extraordinary Gentleman and wondered what all the references to a talking lake monster were about, then you definitely need to read this.

“In Kropfsberg Keep” by Ralph Adams Cram is one of my favorite ghost stories, which is about two young thrill-seekers in Germany who spend the night in a haunted castle in the hopes of seeing the hanging ghost of the deceased owner.

“The Haunters and the Haunted” (aka “The House and the Brain”) is notable both due to its author, Baron Edward Bulwer-Lytton (who coined the phrase “It was a dark and stormy night”), and because it has one of the most bizarre endings in the history of horror literature.

Fans of H.P. Lovecraft will no doubt be interested in Elizabeth Bear’s “Shoggoths in Bloom.” Interestingly enough, it won the 2009 Hugo Award for Best Novelette.

The Invisible Man isn’t the only invisible character in the world of horror. Guy de Maupassant’s “The Horla” and Ambrose Bierce’s “The Damned Thing” both deal with monsters that can’t be seen with the naked eye. What adds to the creepy factor of “The Horla” is that it was written while its author’s mental state was suffering due to his contracting syphilis.

Although better known for his musical and artistic work with Nox Arcana, Joseph Vargo is also a talented author. The Amazon preview for The Legend of Darklore Manor and Other Tales of Terror (a tie-in with the album of the same name) features two stories, “The Coroner” and “Black Heart.” Although the first one was co-written with Joseph Iorillo, the second story is pure Vargo.

Back before he wrote Under The Dome, Stephen King was toying with the idea of trapped people in an unpublished story called “The Cannibals.” In order to help promote the release of
Under The Dome, he released his original attempt at the story online.

For more tales of terror, check out these classic Gravedigger’s Local 16 articles:

Storytime!
Tales of Cthulhu
A Study In Emerald
Have I got a story for you…

Spirit Rappings

Unearthed by Weird Jon on September 30th, 2011, 3:41 pm - in Free | Music - (0 Comments)

Apparently séances are a perfect time to sneak a peek at your crotch

From the mid-1800′s up until 1920, Spiritualism was a huge movement in the United States. Although it was similar to other monotheistic religions in that it said there was only one God, Spiritualism differed in its belief that all necessary knowledge came not from any scared texts, but from communication with spirits! Its support for women’s rights and ending slavery also helped attract numerous followers. The movement started on March 31, 1848 in New York. On that date, Kate Fox asked that whatever was making the strange rapping noises in her family’s home to respond to her snapping her fingers. It did. Soon Kate and her sister Margaret had worked out a code to communicate with the spirit they claimed was haunting the house. When the sisters were sent to their brother’s house by their parents (for claiming that a spirit told them a man in the area had killed someone in their home), the rappings came with them. But it wasn’t until they went to stay with some friends of the family in Rochester that things really took off. Said friends were very taken with the rappings and spread the word to their friends. The friends told their friends, who told their friends and so on until the Fox sisters (and spirit rappings) became famous. Others claiming the ability to communicate with spirits soon appeared on the scene and further increased interest in ghosts, mediums, séances and such. Interestingly enough, the friends who had taken in the girls were Quakers, which explains how certain social issues became ingrained in Spiritualism. As the years went on, things got worse for the sisters. By 1888, both Kate and Margaret had publicly denounced Spiritualism and Margaret confessed that it was all a hoax to the newspaper “New York World.” Not only that, but she demonstrated her hoaxing techniques at the New York Academy of Music! It turns out the original rappings where created by bouncing an apple on a string on the floor of their bedroom. The rappings done in response to the request to answer were a combination of moving their knuckles, joints and tendons in their legs in certain ways. When the admission of fraud made their lives worse, Margaret made a failed attempt to recant her confession (presumably hoping that people had forgotten she had demonstrated her hoax techniques in public). The fact that skeptical authors revealed other methods of producing “spirit rappings” didn’t help matters either.

In 1853, a song called “Spirit Rappings” was written by J. Ellwood Garrett (lyrics) and W.W. Rossington and the sheet music is available online. Under US Copyright law, any American work published before January 1, 1923 is in the public domain. Remember, this only applies to copyrights, not trademarks. In other words, any US citizen (aka most of our readers) can record themselves playing this song and can do whatever they want with said recording. Just keep in mind that a new recording of the song would be copyrightable, so the same freedom doesn’t apply to other peoples’ versions of it. If you decide to record your own take on “Spirit Rappings,” please feel free to send your Youtube videos and/or .mp3s of your performance to us. Who knows, maybe it could get featured on our podcast!

That’s not the only piece of spooky music that’s in the American public domain. In 1919, Joseph John Davilla wrote a little ditty called “The Mysterious Axman’s Jazz (Don’t Scare Me Poppa).” The tune was named for the “Axeman of New Orleans,” a serial killer that terrorized the Big Easy from 1918-1919. The Axeman (or pranksters claiming to be the Axeman) was fond of writing to local newspapers about his crimes and in one such letter, he claimed that he would kill again on the night of March 19 and would only spare those who were in the presence of a jazz band. On that night, jazz halls were packed and anyone with a shred of musical talent was playing jazz at private parties. Nobody was killed that night and the Axeman vanished after his final murder on October 27, 1919. Although only the cover art for the above mentioned sheet is available online, the sheet music for this instrumental ditty is not currently available online. As the Historic New Orleans Collection has a copy of it, I hope that they will one day scan it and share it with the world through their website.

Although we think our information is solid, at the end of the day we have to admit that we’re not lawyers. Our legal commentary is worth exactly what you paid for. We’re just sharing this since this is interesting and those seeking to benefit from allegedly public domain works should consult at least one lawyer before doing so. Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of visiting any of the links in this article or using the material noted here. Attempt at your own discretion.

Even More Cool Cover Art

Unearthed by Weird Jon on September 29th, 2011, 5:28 pm - in Art | Artwork | Video - (1 Comments)

Like many of you reading this, I love old school VHS cover art. Since I recently found a bumper crop of websites devoted to showcasing 80′s VHS cover art, I just had to share. Although most of these focus solely on horror/sci-fi, a few do feature cover art from other genres:

Video Cultures
80′s VHS Cover Art
The Great VHS Haul of 2011 – VivaVHS
VHS Wasteland – Serial Killer Magazine
those we left behind: Video cover art of the 80s
VHS Cover art from the 80s – THE RUE MORTUARY
those we left behind: VHS Video Posters from the 1980s
Profondo VHS: Italian Horror Cover Art from Around the World
Insane 80s Horror Movie Video Artwork | THE SURFING PIZZA

I also discovered there are numerous videos on Youtube devoted to showcasing VHS covers. First up is a collection of British cover art uploaded by dawnsbrother68:

Up next, here’s MrMovieNight’s collection:

This video by jmsflyXdvd focuses solely on VHS covers with drawn artwork. He also has several videos featuring covers from every horror movie released for each year during the 80′s:

Finally, MoviePalaceOfBlood offers us “167 Of The Greatest Horror Movie VHS Covers”:

Of course, I would would be in remiss if I didn’t note that cool cover art doesn’t necessarily mean the movie will match up to the expectations that said cover raises, let alone be good. On the flip side, sometimes a film’s cover art will be so bad that it can drive away people from a good movie. Then again, sometimes bad art can be so bad that it somehow becomes good. The following will show several examples of this (covering horror and other genres):

those we left behind: Bad VHS cover art
those we left behind: Bad VHS cover art sequel
Awesomely Bad ’80s VHS Horror Movie Cover Art
80 Awesomely Bad ’80s Video Covers | TotalFilm.com
80 More Awesomely Bad ’80s Video Covers | TotalFilm.com

As you’ve probably guessed, there are videos devoted to bad cover art. Here’s a several part series from
OcpCommunications (although I disagree about Robo Vampire; I think the artwork for that movie is amazingly awesome):

If that isn’t enough VHS cover art for you, then I recommend checking out the Lunchmeat VHS fanzine, which often features interviews with the artists behind the artwork we love.

The Slide

Unearthed by Weird Jon on September 28th, 2011, 6:04 pm - in Audio Drama - (0 Comments)

I guess this answers my question about whether or not zombies poop...

Strange things are happening in the small English town of Redlow. After being hit by a major earthquake (despite such things being very rare in the UK), large cracks have been opening all over the area. Greenish mud starts oozing out of these cracks, animals start dying off and many people are isolating themselves in dark rooms and refusing to eat. As a team of scientists investigate, they discover that not only is the mud is alive, but it can control peoples’ minds and has dark plans for humanity…

The Slide has a very interesting genesis. Inspired by his fears of England being hit by a major natural disaster, famed British scriptwriter Victor Pemberton originally pitched it as a Doctor Who storyline in 1964. After it was rejected, he retooled it as standalone radio project. A few years later, he reworked the concept into the Doctor Who serial Fury from the Deep. On top of that, some elements from that revision worked their way into Doctor Who and the Pescatons, the first audio drama of the franchise! Adding to the Doctor Who connection are the theme music and sound effects created by the Radiophonic Workshop and Roger Delgado (better known as “The Master”) plays the heroic Dr. Josef Gomez (whose lines were ironically given to Dr. Who in the Fury from the Deep reworking). As far as I’m concerned, Delgado’s performance is the highlight of The Slide.

The Slide runs for seven episodes, and could have benefited from having an episode or two trimmed out during the planning stage of its production. The constant repetition of scenes featuring people discussing organisms in the mud or possessed people acting weird gets very old very fast. I’m guessing these were included for the benefit of people who tuned in midway through the story, but it still drags the story to the point where it seems much, much longer than its 3 and a half hour running time. That’s not to say there aren’t good things about the script. Although you might think a story which constantly jumps from location to location would be confusing, The Slide handles it quite well. I especially liked the idea of the possessed people rounding up and trapping normally resistant people to break their wills and how the ending was not all flower and sunshine. I think this drama will appeal the most to those looking for a Quatermass-esque adventure and diehard Doctor Who fans.

Apparently lost for some time, this release of The Slide was created using recording from Mr. Pemberton’s personal collection. I didn’t notice any issues with the audio and I doubt anyone would notice this wasn’t taken from the original masters unless they were told in advance. As is the case for AudioGo’s radio drama releases, The Slide comes with excellent liner notes which detail the history of The Slide, trivia and reproductions of vintage ads. In fact, they reveal that Amicus was considering a film adaptation at one point! Oh, and if you’re wondering about the title, the liner notes reveal it’s a reference to both a slide into chaos and the mud its sliding out cracks in the earth.

Special thanks to AudioGo LTD for the review copy!

GdL16: Origins

Unearthed by Weird Jon on September 8th, 2011, 10:56 am - in News - (1 Comments)

Although the origins of this website have been previously touched on here, nobody at the Local has really delved into the entire history of this website.

Back in 2006, Strange Jason and I were chatting via AIM when he notified me of his plans for a “personal Halloween countdown” where he would listen to some spooky audio every day in October. Being a good friend, I looked far and wide and sent him as much scary music, MIDI files, old time radio, audio books and sound effects as I could find. The following year, I decided to modify his idea by picking a new horror/Halloween-related Myspace profile song every week to entertain my friends. However, things didn’t exactly work out the way I had planned. I had unknowingly linked to unauthorized Myspace profiles featuring two of the songs I had used, which make it very hard to find a replacement version of the song. I ended up substituting Tenacious D’s “Tribute” for tracks that were taken down numerous times and eventually quit in frustration. And, yes, “Tribute” counts as a spooky song. Read this if you doubt me. Anyway, the three songs I ended up using were:

Tubular Bells – Mike Oldfield (as made famous by The Exorcist)
Main Theme from Halloween – John Carpenter
Tribute – Tenacious D

In 2008, talking with Jason inspired me to give it another shot. In fact, Jason was planning on doing something similar on his Myspace profile. Jason, being impressed by my knowledge of Halloween props and horror movie trivia, encouraged me to try writing articles for my Myspace blog for each day in October. It took some convincing, especially since I felt my knowledge wasn’t as impressive as Jason thought it was (due to me copy-pasting stuff from movie review websites and various horror-related forums during lulls in our AIM conversations), but eventually I agreed. The fact that Jason said he would do something similar on his profile was also a big factor in that decision. It got to the point where he was so stunned by the stuff I was finding that he tried convincing me to start a website instead. Eventually, Jason offered to start up a website if I would agree to participate. I agreed (not realizing that he meant starting it immediately) and, well, I think you can guess what happened next.

At the same time, I was still preparing for the Myspace countdown. Although the article part was ditched in favor of posting at Gravedigger’s Local 16, the music part was still a go. Thankfully, Myspace switched to allowing its users to select five profile songs instead of just one. This meant that instead of changing songs every week, I could create a five songs a mix of cool music and spooky atmospheric tracks that I kept up for the entire month of October. The tracks selected were:

Family Secrets – Midnight Syndicate
Jack the Ripper – Screaming Lord Sutch
Hall of Portraits – Hedstorm Productions
The Trouble with those Mothra Girls – Daikaiju
Spooky 2007 (Diablo’s Theme) – The Ghastly Ones

Oddly enough, it took me until the 2009 Halloween countdown to actually start posting the trivia I had shared with Jason which prompted him to start up the site!

Happy Birthday Gravedigger’s Local 16!

Show and Hell

Unearthed by Weird Jon on September 3rd, 2011, 10:14 am - in Video - (0 Comments)

It’s no secret that we’re huge fans of PuppeTose Theater. But with all the focus on puppets, it’s all too easy to forget that the mastermind behind it all, Ross Wilsey, also dabbles in animation. So in honor of back to school season, here’s my favorite animated work of his, straight from the official PuppeTose Youtube channel:

As is the case with all PuppeTose productions, this is NSFW. Hardcore PuppeTose fans will undoubtedly notice how the demon resembles one of the hallucinations from the “A Question of Clean” segment from Random Stories Grab-Bag and how the father looks uncannily like Druid Hemlock from the third episode of PuppeTose Street. Not that I’m complaining, mind you. I thought it was pretty cool to see those characters again in some form and it also shows that PuppeTose has a “conceptual continuity” similar to Frank Zappa’s discography.

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