05/30/13

Brain Candy

Remember when I reviewed Michael Arnzen’s flash fiction album AudioVile? Well, someone has made an animated version of the post apocalyptic tale “Brain Candy,” which you can watch thanks to PostGazetteNow:

If you enjoyed that story, then I have some great news for you: You can download the original audio version for free at Mike Arnzen’s official website!

05/15/13

Free Zombie Music

Holy crap, is that Slender Man in the background?

It’s Zombie Awareness Month and what better way to celebrate than with free zombie music? That’s why I’ve gathered up 13 terror tracks inspired by (or relating to) the living dead for you to enjoy. Just click on the left link for the free download and click on the right for the artist’s official website:

“Re: Your Brains”Jonathan Coulton
“Zombie Blues”Tom Smith
“Zombie​-​and​-​B”Tom Smith
“Zombies Rise”Darkmood
“Zombie-otic”SDM
“Radioactive Zombies”Jamey Rottencorpse and The Rising Dead
“Walking Corpse”Grave Tone Productions
“ZombieTown”Ray O’Bannon
“Happy Little Zombies”Ray O’Bannon
“Zombies Can Has Cocoa”Ray O’Bannon
“Zombie Hoodoo”Kevin MacLeod
“Zombie Chase”Kevin MacLeod
“Bent and Broken”Kevin MacLeod

I know that last one might seem like an odd choice to you, but the artist says it’s a zombie song. Read this if you don’t believe me. But wait, there’s more! In addition to the three tracks listed above, Ray O’Bannon also offers free printable CD sleeves (perfect for storing your copy of this album) and tons of other goodies. What kind of goodies? Goodies like zombie masks, zombie miniatures (complete with playsets) and more!

Special thanks to the CDC for the open source image (and to Bob Hobbs for creating it)!

As always, Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of downloading from any links given here. Attempt at your own discretion. Blah blah blah…

05/1/13

It’s Zombie Awareness Month!

Brains

As the name of this article says, May is Zombie Awareness Month. Since the how and why of this event have already been explained, let’s skip straight to the good stuff. We have plenty of special articles planned for this month (including some free goodies) and hopefully you’ll stick around to check them all out. In the meantime, here are some older zombie-related articles for you to enjoy:

Fangoria’s Dreadtime Stories Volume 1
AHoD Fun Size: David Philips of HIGH FRUCTOSE ZOMBIES
AHoD Fun Size: Sarah Braly of HIGH FRUCTOSE ZOMBIES
AHoD Fun Size: Dingo of THE ZOMBEATLES
AHoD Fun Size: GORGE of THE ZOMBEATLES
Tuesday uEtsy: Zombie Fried Tees
Tuesday uEtsy: Zombie Bride
The Theater Zombies, BEFORE DAYBREAK

10/26/12

AHoD Fun Size: David Philips of HIGH FRUCTOSE ZOMBIES

 

A Handful of Dirt usually asks a person five questions they wouldn’t normally expect or receive in any other credible interview.

But since it’s Halloween, we’re offering a FUN SIZE version where we ask one Halloween question from the Serendipiter Bag o’InquiryTM.  

 

 

David Braly Philips is part of the husband-wife duo that brought New York Comic Con the debut of High Fructose Zombies, a comic book that puts a sweet spin on the zombie twist.

“When a brand new candy bar starts turning people into zombies in the small town of Sweetooth, it is up to Clea brown, and her ragtag group of friends, to stop the EVIL Yumzy corporation from reigning down the Sugarpocalypse! Once Clea just wanted to escape from her town, now she wants to take it back! And she’ll do so a la lollipop – the perfect tool with which to behead the undead.”

Follow High Fructose Zombies on Twitter and Facebook. Currently, there is a Kickstarter campaign that allows you to get on the ground floor of the six-issue story arc/graphic novel. There are plenty of incentives to bite in today!

What was your favorite costume that you wore as an adult?

My favorite costume as an adult was The Act of Being Windblown.  I put a wire through my tie, grabbed some newspaper and folded it to make it look like it was blown onto me and gelled my hair up.

 

 

10/23/12

AHoD Fun Size: Sarah Braly of HIGH FRUCTOSE ZOMBIES

 

A Handful of Dirt usually asks a person five questions they wouldn’t normally expect or receive in any other credible interview.

But since it’s Halloween, we’re offering a FUN SIZE version where we ask one Halloween question from the Serendipiter Bag o’InquiryTM.  

 

 

Sarah Braly is part of the husband-wife duo that brought New York Comic Con the debut of High Fructose Zombies, a comic book that puts a sweet spin on the zombie twist.

“When a brand new candy bar starts turning people into zombies in the small town of Sweetooth, it is up to Clea brown, and her ragtag group of friends, to stop the EVIL Yumzy corporation from reigning down the Sugarpocalypse! Once Clea just wanted to escape from her town, now she wants to take it back! And she’ll do so a la lollipop – the perfect tool with which to behead the undead.”

Follow High Fructose Zombies on Twitter and Facebook. Currently, there is a Kickstarter campaign that allows you to get on the ground floor of the six-issue story arc/graphic novel. There are plenty of incentives to bite in today!

 

What design, no matter how intricate, would you carve into a jack-o-lantern if you could?

Probably a wombat. It’s a good go to.

 

06/26/12

Tuesday uEtsy: Zombie Fried Tees

Tuesday uEtsy[For those who are searching for unique horror items, one can’t beat Etsy.com. Each Tuesday, Gravedigger’s Local 16 aims to highlight one seller. If you’re looking to spruce up your look, redecorate your sanctorum or get a gift for that special something in your life, Etsy.com is your place for spooky econo.]

Zombie Fried Tees
http://www.etsy.com/shop/ZombieFriedTees

Mens T-Shirt Zombie Shark Tee Sizes S M L XL XXL XXXL

The summer means a lot more exposed body parts, for better (usually) or worse, in accommodation to the increased weather. Our Southern Hemisphere people are in the midst of winter, which is always a hard concept to grasp having been raised on the ‘dog days’ of August and being angry at the sun come July.

Perhaps when things get warmer for those down under, they can don some of the wares from Zombie Fried Tees, a wonderful shop with a collection of vivid t-shirts of interesting graphics. They definitely stand out and will help whoever wears one stand out as well.

Mens Pin Up T-shirt 1953 Vintage Zombie Pinup Sizes S M L XL XXL

Sex and death have never been so attractive as it is with this enchanting display of skin (and much more!) See the inner beauty of this provocative pose, as this show that true beauty is not skin deep. Redheads are known to be feisty, to have a lot of spunk. Find out where exactly inside the body that spunk comes from with this t-shirt.

Skeleton Womens T-shirt Lovely Bones Tee Shirt Sizes S M L XL XXL Center Design

Here is a classy silhouette that expresses elegance, poise and a natural grace, even when it comes to the dreadful act of dying. This women’s shirt places the cultivated design at the center, though varieties on the design place it either at the lower left or right. Showcase your own exquisite taste with this piece from Zombie Fried Tees.

F Bomb Mens T shirt Punk Tee Shirt Sizes S M L XL XXL

In a stylistic design that conveys sharp wit and power, this ‘F-Bomb’ shirt allows you to broadcast your attitude to the world without staying a single word. Rage silently against the dying of the light with this shirt, or simply tell whoever looks at you funny to “f-off.”

June Cleaver’s Gun T-shirt Retro Vintage Pinup Womens Tee Sizes S M L XL XXL

A good mother knows how to handle herself, both at work, at home and on the mean streets. Thankfully, St. June has always been a good role model to both girls and boys alike, showing that you always carry heat when you need to enter the kitchen.

Zombie Pinup Mens T -Shirt Nom Nom Puppies Tee Shirt Sizes S M L XL XXL

Who says there’s no such thing as a free lunch? This design clearly contracts that saying, as the model finds out that yes—there are some puppies cute enough to eat! And how! For dog lovers of all kinds, this shirt is perfect for walking your poodle to the park or wearing it next time you step in one of Rover’s little presents on the sidewalk.

Head over to Zombie Fried Tees etsy store and pick yourself up one of the designs here (or of the many they have on hand) in different styles and colors. When you’re done, head back here for another edition of Tuesday uEtsy.

05/31/12

Farewell, Zombie Awareness Month

Although I think our selection of zombie-related posts was wider than last year’s offers, I must admit that our grand total of zombie-related content was not quite as large as I had hoped. Granted, many of us were very busy this month, but I still felt kind of bad about it. So I thought make like Atomic Mystery Monster and close things out with two zombie-themed videos. Our first selection should be familiar to anyone who stuck around after the end credits of the VHS release of Return of the Living Dead Part II, thanks to a Youtube user by the name of deviancy:

Ah, memories. I recall a similar ad at the end of Surf Nazi Must Die. Sadly, Movie Tees seems to no longer be in business, so you’ll have to hit ebay if you want one of those sweet shirts.

You might remember Zombie! from their appearances on our podcast and our most recent Valentine’s Day post. In this video from KillerKungPhoo, the song “Meet Me in the Graveyard” is coupled with a lengthy photo montage of female fans in zombie makeup to form what I think is the perfect way to close out Zombie Awareness Month 2012:

05/1/12

It’s Zombie Awareness Month!

It’s that time of the year again! Some of you might wonder why bother setting aside a month for zombies or why it’s happening in May instead of October. As the Zombie Research Society have already explained why they opted for May (I suppose the presumed connection to Halloween is unavoidable given the month they picked), I thought I would touch on why ZAM is so important.

In America, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention uses the idea of surviving a zombie apocalypse as a way of making education about real-life diseases and quarantines more entertaining and accessible for people. Similarly, a group of horror enthusiasts have pooled their resources to create Zombie Squad, a “disaster preparedness and community service” that both educates the public about preparing for/surviving disasters and helping raise money for charitable organizations. As you can see, they’ve done a lot of good since the squad’s creation in 2003. Hopefully this is enough to encourage you to check them out (and send some money their way during their next fundraiser).

We here at Gravedigger’s Local 16 have some zombie-themed content planned for release over the course of the month, along with some non-zombie material to act as a palate cleanser of sorts. Until then, please enjoy this collection of vintage GdL16 zombie goodness:

The Slide
Vile Verses
Dead on the Beat
Music to Game By
6′+ Episode 3 is up!
Dead (and Loving It)
More Fear For Your Ears
Zombie Hunters & ZEROs
Night of the Thanksliving Dead
Full Moon’s Grindhouse Collection
A Handful of Dirt: Brian J. Orlowski of DRAWN OF THE DEAD

Happy Zombie Awareness Month!

04/2/12

Looking At The World With Broken Glass In My Eye by Mark Justice

title of the collection Looking At The World With Broken Glass In My Eye by Mark Justice is all the preparation you need before you dive in, as it sets the tone as to the humor and horror of the stories published in this collection from Graveside Tales.

Mark Justice has a dark humor to him that really packs a punch. It helps him make his horror that more sinister, as there’s always an edge in every joke, a little bit of poison in every bit of hope that might possibly be found within this book of his.

There are entries in Looking… that don’t mask their nature of being straight-premise based works. These smaller pieces are the vaudeville hosts cracking jokes in between the bigger acts, the palate cleansers between meals so that the reader isn’t overwhelmed if they go at it for one setting. “What if Death had an Agent?” Mark Justice asks in ‘Agent of Death.’ “Or, what would happen if the mythological pantheon of gods were to retire?” he inquires in ‘Nursing Home of the Gods.’

These almost-micro-fiction stories are written with a more irreverent tone. This tone is the winking eye that clues you in, the way Justice says “we won’t get a lot of mileage out of this idea but let’s enjoy the ride while we can.” Justice could have overwritten these stories but instead, chose brevity. The shorter stories are also stages for Justice’s twisted sense of humor.

The longer stories are perfectly fit for Mark Justice’s perspective, as he comes up with characters, voices and ideas that flourish with the breathing room. While the genre of ‘occultism alternative WW2 history’ isn’t all that radically new, I think Justice could offer a great contribution to it if ‘Das Hollenfeuer’ is any indication. ‘Father’s Day’ had a great take on vengeance and anger, and ‘Song of the Bones’ is a legitimately creepy story, especially since I recently moved to a densely metropolitan area.

Mark Justice is a showman with his fiction. There’s a great deal of entertainment in Looking… and I think that any horror fan should definitely pick this up.

Three major works divide up the collection, though the ‘Deadnecks’ story, split into two sections, bookends the work. ‘Dead Town’ marks the middle with ‘The Autumn Man’ anchoring the tail end of Looking….  Two of the three are set in Justice’s native Kentucky and deal with a lot of the perceptions of the area. Justice has written a lot about that part of the world, which holds a lot of eldritch mysticism to it. While the instant connotation of the ‘south’ bring sup the characters you’d find in ‘Deadnecks,’ the story, a twist on the zombie holocaust trope, is oddly comedic and strangely heartwarming. Even though it’s a story about being zombies, Justice makes the characters and, essentially, rednecks seem very human.

The differences between the nature of the supernatural in the other two stories – ‘Dead Town’ and ‘The Autumn Man’ –were stark and displayed how Justice has tried to expand himself as a writer. ‘Dead Town’ reads, to me, as a very urban, horrifyingly cold take on the world. It’s all buildings and concrete, whereas ‘The Autumn Man’ is very—surprise, surprise—nature, very wet, very alive.

While he maintains a signature voice when it comes to humor, drama and bleak terror, the stories in this collection are not repetitive. There is a great amount of variety here that whoever picks it up will find something to enjoy in Looking At The World With Broken Glass In My Eye. I definitely recommend it.

Mark Justice (with David T Wilbanks) has written two books in The Dead Earth series: The Green Dawn and The Vengeance Road. His forthcoming 2012 release is the western horror, The Dead Sherriff. You can hear Mark Justice on the horror literature podcast, Pod of Horror.

Thanks are given to Graveside Tales for providing the review copy. 

 

10/9/11

Sunday Reading: MIDNIGHT MOVIE by Tobe Hooper & Alan Goldsher

Midnight Movie
By Tobe Hooper and Alan Goldsher
Three Rivers Press
Available now on Amazon in Paperback and Kindle format

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In Midnight Movie, Tobe Hooper and Alan Goldsher have successfully written a grindhouse novel. There is sex, there is violence, and there is unrepentant excessiveness that sometimes goes without explanation, daring you with its middle finger to try to find some rhyme to its reason. It’s a wild read and a definite addition to your library if you enjoy slashers, grinders or the cocksure attitudes of independent art.

Placed in an alternate-set reality, a fictional Tobe Hooper is contacted by a character going by the name Dude McGee about a possible screening of Hooper’s first, unreleased movie: a no-budget feature called Destiny Express. Securing a spot in an Austin dive bar during South By Southwest, Hooper watches his movie (essentially for the first time, since his memory isn’t what it used to be due to a car accident during childhood that both cracked open his skull and killed his best friend) along with a group made up of fans and clueless bystanders. Shortly after, the world turns to hell, death and fire, with all signs pointing back to Destiny Express as being the cause of what might be the end of the world.

The concept is really clever, something akin to The Ring/Ringu, where after witnessing a piece of media, death will befall the viewer. However, instead of being passed from one to another, it takes only one showing of Destiny Express to kill a lot of people. Ergo: Never doubt the power of Tobe Hooper.

Arson, drugs, bombings and zombies infest this world turn to madness by the power of independent cinema. Told from the first person of those who experience and survived the trials, affectionately referred to as ‘The Game,’ the book is framed that it’s the journalistic efforts of the book’s co-author, a fictional Alan Goldsher. There are blog posts, declassified records from the Department of Homeland Security, even Twitter feeds. These clever real-world puzzle-pieces form a believable tale as if it were to actually have happened in 2009.

Though clever they may be, Midnight Movie’s methods would have some greater strength if done in a more-visual medium. Hooper is a movie-man and he has done his best to adapt his movie-mind to the method of print. Now normally, I’m against the idea of turning every book into a movie (we’re at the point that in order to get an original idea made in Hollywood, there needs to be a book, game or poster first.) However, I would think that Hooper, given time and budget, could make a clever piece of cinema. However, since a part of the third act deals with the excruciating hell that is Hollywood, maybe wishing this to be made into a movie is a way to lose Hooper as a friend?

The ‘first person reporter’ situation might draw comparisons to World War Z, along with the use of ‘zombies’ in this book. However, Midnight Movie isn’t a zombie book; in fact, it’s more likely to George Romero’s The Crazies than Night of the Living Dead. I never got the impression that the affected in the book were zombies, but ghouls, victims affected by a plague. There’s a part in the book, specifically the in-book movie of Destiny Express that demonstrates the all-encompassing term of ‘zombie.’ Hooper was clever enough to detail this umbrella-term, especially it’s a young Hooper himself who speaks directly to the audience when he addresses it. You might be attacked by crows or by finches but lord knows, we call them both birds; they might be ghouls, voodoo or disease, but they’re zombies to you and me.

The story contains the gore and terror that is Tobe Hooper’s signature style. An interaction between the book’s main female protagonist and her ex-boyfriend contains Hooper’s prolonging-horror style that it might have been ripped out from Texas Chainsaw Massacre II. It was efficiently in capturing that idea of ‘despite your best efforts, the monsters are going to get you. You might think you’ve outsmarted them but at the last minute, they’ll snatch you up and gobble you down.’ It’s horrifying to watch but fun to read.

The second act tends to drag, since the story shifts slightly away from the cast of dynamic characters established in the first and focuses a lot on the effects Destiny Express has on the world. Hooper/Goldsher established some distinct voices with each of the characters not just in that first act but in the whole book; it’s that the ones I found myself attached to the most were in the first third of the novel. The second? Not so much.

In fact, one of the characters, Dude McGee, invoked some of my strongest reactions to a literary character in a long time. Though his physical appearance is described as “a low-budget Harry Knowles—big and bearded, but without Knowles’s charming sense of self-depreciation”, it’s his personality that makes me loathe him. He is a know-it-all, a slovenly lout whose grating demeanor got me. I actually had to pause my reading so I could skip ahead and find out if anyone was going to stop dealing with his sarcastic, gross tone and finally shoot him in the face. I loved that. That alone makes the book a success where they can make me hate something made out of words and imagination.

I don’t know if McGee was Hooper/Goldsher’s attempt to lampoon horror fans, or the type that seem to occupy Tobe Hooper’s world, but they created a wonderfully vile character.

There were a few other slip-ups, but they weren’t great detriments to the book. Despite showing their prowess in making distinct voices, having two unrelated characters use the same term for a fast-food joint (“Taco Hell”) was a distraction. Some of the excessiveness also worked against the book’s favor. The parts with Andrea Daltrey, whose affects of Destiny Express are more carnal than carnivorous (though there are bits of the latter in her story, as well) could have been slowed down. It seemed like her experience was fast tracked a bit too much that when her fate befalls her, there’s not that emotional connection.  It’s a shame but she was a servant for something greater and sometimes, we don’t get all that we’re due. Or, even worse, we get exactly what we have coming to us.

This is, what I think, the book’s ultimate underlining message. It’s presented in Tobe Hooper’s signature method, drenched in style and a grinning reassurance as the nihilism of life comes to reality. I think Midnight Movie falls perfectly into the Tobe Hooper oeuvre, that life is a tragic circumstance to be experience and endured without any kind of rational explanation at the end. Often, the survivors are left wrecked, traumatized and jaded in sense that those who died are the ones better off. It’s at the end of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, at Poltergeist and it’s certainly at the end of Midnight Movie.

At the end of the book, there’s a brief Q&A with Tobe Hooper, explaining the autobiographical elements of Midnight Movie as well as his relationship with film and print. Hooper spoke about how he found film “limitless. [He] can do anything you can imagine, and because of that, it always is a challenge…” Similarly, there is a limitless appeal to the written word, but just like film, there are challenges. Though he has close to four decades of film experience, this is Tobe Hooper’s first novel, and a novel is a different beast than a film. As a first novel, it’s a successful step that allowed Hooper to test the waters. His voice and his style are adaptable to print. He concludes the Q&A stating he could do another novel. I encourage him to. Though with some cracks and bumps, overall, Midnight Movie is a good novel.  Fans of Tobe Hooper’s films will enjoy this and, even more, fans of horror and the culture around it will find it a chewy piece of reading to gnaw upon.

It’s currently on sale at all your major book retail options, both online and brick and mortar.

 

08/16/11

Tuesday uEtsy: Creepy Glowbug Concoctions

Tuesday uEtsyCreepy Glowbug Concoctions
http://www.etsy.com/shop/glowreahhh

 

Creepy Cute Girly Bow Skull pendant – black/silver spiral skull with pink bow

We recently caught up with Hector, poet laurite and up-to-the-minute news reporter. Hector was spotted hanging out the Circle-K and spoke of the following:

“Last night, a lady and feller
Went off to the Fortune teller
Doors open, though she was closed
And I saw they had the same nose
Before Lady Ulster bustled them to the cellar.”

A follow-up inquiry confirmed that Madam Lady Ulster’s younger siblings were in town. Milo and Eva had showed up late and Lady Ulster, not one to turn away her last bit of her family, let them crash in the basement of her rented building until they find lodging for themselves. We’re not entirely sure how long they’ll be in town, since Lady Ulster usually packs up and migrates westward once the October tourist season dries up.

Milo and Eva aren’t too bad, just a bit too young for their older sister who, older than them both by a decade and a half, is lost in the age gap. Doesn’t help that neither seem as self-starting in securing a viable profession as their elder sibling; Milo usually trawls around the University campus while Eva spends her days cycling between coffee shops and bookstores. When she’s got a book and a latte nearby, she’s seen twirling a finger around a necklace, idling playing with a pendant while her thoughts are running.

Can’t confirm that she was wearing something from Creepy Glowbug Concoctions, this week’s Tuesday uEtsy, but if she did, it would confirm that she had good taste in fashion, if not in life decisions. We can’t fault the youth for being young. It would be like blaming the elderly for growing old or the corpse for being dead.

BWAINZZZ- Brains-Zombie Bwainzz – abby normal mix of 4 brains

Or undead; sometimes, they don’t stay dead and you can still get pretty steamed at them. Or fried, if that’s how you like your brains. Always be prepared for a bite-sized Zombie attack with these BWAINZZZ, miniature brains that work well for art projects, good luck tokens or distractions when a zombie tries to pop one in for a breath mint (which, we must add, would be a great thing because there’s nothing worse than death breath.)

Halloween Glow in the Dark Ghost miniature ornament

Though we wonder about the length of Milo and Eva’s stay with their sister, what with November a few months away, we have to remind ourselves that November is STILL quite a few months away. It’ll be winter in fair due time and with that, holiday ornaments decorating evergreens both organic and plastic. Or, you can buck the trend and have one of the many Glow in the Dark ornaments around your house either for Halloween or 365 days a year. Go wild. Defy the system!

BWAINZZZ- Brains- magnets- gray matter

These magnetic versions of BWAINZZZ are a damn miracle, if you ask us. As you can see here, they can help the most absent minded individual keep on top of things. If you want to keep a picture taken before your teenage sister went off to her prom, her hair helped by you because your mother had passed a year before, these magnets will secure that photograph to your fridge.

Miniature “sTEaMpUNKiNs” set of 2 pumpkin sculptures

There’s a joke somewhere that if you just paste gears onto anything, it makes it steampunk. We laughed when we heard that but it’s not entirely true. See, what Creepy Glowbug Concoctions have made here is the evolution of ultraviolence. That’s right – no longer do we worry about clockwork oranges when we have steampunk pumpkins – Or “sTEaMpUNKiNs” How cool is that?

Summer Fun Zombie Girl greeting card

Speaking of cool, even the undead have to chill off during the heat. While we have to say that any comely looking lass with green skin and a taste for brains sends off mixed signals, we do have to admit that the artwork here is quite fun. If you want to send a card that confuses the sexuality (or confirms some things you suspected) of your friends, here is the thing for you.

For more awesome stuff, visit the official Etsy store for Creepy Glowbug Concoctions as well as their Blog. Buy stuff! Enjoy the last of the summer. When you’re tanned and sore, come back inside for another Tuesday uEtsy.

08/10/11

Zombie Hunters & ZEROs

If you hung around The Monster Channel on Sundays, you probably caught an episode of “Zombie Hunters: City of the Dead.” The independent horror series depicts the process of culling the growing zombie plague affecting a major metropolitan area. The effects are really great and the acting is pretty good. All the episodes are available online for your watching. 

The tone of the series is very dramatic, sort of The Shield with zombies. There’s a lot of drama dealing with politics and personal agendas. When writing about The Return Man, I remembered ’Zombie Hunters: City of the Dead.’ Most zombie scenarios are built around the idea that the protagonists aren’t survivalists and are at a severe disadvantage when it comes to warding off the horde of undead. Considering that even the Center for Disease Control seems in on the fun, the idea that we’d be unprepared for this outbreak is becoming less and less of a plausibility. Something like the ’Zombie Hunters’ is going to be the new norm for the genre if the story is going to happen over any other time than the initial hours of the outbreak.  

Seems that non-indie outlets are jumping on the trend.  At the end of July, SyFy announced the production of the ZEROs. If I read the release and the follow-up talk over at FearNet, either the pilot got green-lit or the whole series is in production. Probably the former. Zeros (short for the Zombie Exermination and Removial Operations) is described by castmember Brian Peck as “Reno 911! meets The Walking Dead,” ZEROs is going to be a satrical view where Zombie Hunters is serious.

I kind of look forward to this show. I hope it gets picked up for a full season (if it hasn’t already) because it would be a welcomed addition to the genre. Hopefully, the writing’s good behind it. Though there are plenty of ways to make a zombie outbreak funny, it’ll be interesting to see which way this show goes.

A lot of changes in the Zombie genre. World War Z got a release date of December 12th, 2012 (hawhaw, 122112. very clever, guys!) and with The Return Man, Zombie Hunters and ZEROs coming out, seems there’s still some life in zombies after all.

08/8/11

The Return Man (plus Contest)

Zombie, Ohio by  Scott Kenemore was the first real zombie novel I read. Eventually, I will have to read the Max Brooks contributions to the genre, especially with the movie of World War Z coming out. 

I think with the Zombie Saturation Horizon reaching critical levels, my aversion of all things Z was more of a timely going-with-the-flow. However, thanks to Dread Central this morning, I figure it’s time to go against the grain and check out V.M. Zito’s upcoming novel, The Return Man.

Much like Zombie, Ohio, the synopsis of The Return Man approaches the zombie apocalypse scenario from a different perspective. Where Kenemore put some philosophy to the undead’s existence, Zito will apply some more economical aspects. In the synopsis, the character Henry Marco is a “corpse tracker” who is hired by grieving families to return their zombified loved ones back to the grave. Along with the thriller of trying to fulfill a suicide mission contract while competing against a deadly assassin, the premise is ripe with a different level of emotional exploration that is just now getting a greater portion of the spotlight in the “—-apocalypse” fad of the last decades.

Creating a business of killing zombies to put the mourning families at rest is a pretty clever idea. It’s got my interest and hopefully, I’ll have a review of the book when it comes out in March 2012. Until then, you can go over to V. M. Zito’s site, check the blog and even read a few free chapters.  

There’s also a contest where you can have a character named after you in the book. Go here, fill out the question and submit. Who knows? You might end up a zombie or a grief-stricken employer that gives Henry Marco some work.  

Hodder & Stoughton will release The Return Man to major bookstores (which ones are left) in March 2012. I’m sure there will be an e-version of the book for all you Nook/Kindle/Pocket Reader types out there.  Get excited.

 

06/21/11

Tuesday uEtsy: Trance Doll Apparel

Tuesday uEtsy

Trace Doll Apparel
http://www.etsy.com/shop/TranceDollApparel

Corrosive Deconstruction Line ‘Zombie Attack’ T-Shirt

For some, the summer isn’t all that fun. Dog-mouth humidity and high temperatures might make someone choose to hibernate in front of a window-mounted AC unit until the end of September. We can’t fault a person for doing that. There will come a time in early August when we pine for the winter and ultimately, when we get it, wonder what the hell we were thinking.

There are some places nearby where there is no haven from the summer when things peak into the extremes. We know that some, like Bernie and his family, reside is a place just a short walk away from a nice little swimming pool where the river eddys out, giving a place for Poinsettia and Gulko’s daughter, Belle Morte, can hang out with their friends. Gulko’s brother, Fishka and his wife Moseline, act as life guards since their house is just across the way from the river.

They actually moved from a different corner, one near the old paper plant out in Stokstad Industrial Park.

“Not enough shade,” said Fishka, on why he moved. And it’s true. If you can find a tree out in that Industrial Park, you’re bound to be sharing it with twenty others who have gone out for a smoke break. The paper plant is still functioning, albeit at a much reduced version than years ago. 

We know Rusty Ray likes it out there. The guy runs the groundskeeper group contracted to keeping the place clean. This week’s Tuesday uEtsy reminds us heavily of Ray. We wouldn’t be surprised if Ray was next seen wearing one of Trance Doll Apparel’s t-shirts when he’s driving his cart from one building to the next.

Luna T-Shirts

The process used by Trance Doll Apparel makes each shirt unique. The design is concurrent with each production but the variation makes sure that what you purchase is completely different. So when your Luna shirt, like the one above, arrives, you can be sure that the display is different than one your friend might purchase. This eliminates the embarrassment of showing up at a party wearing the same thing.

Corrosive Deconstruction Line ‘Cthulhu’ T-Shirt

Perhaps it was Lovecraft’s penchant to always be cold but we don’t picture ol’ squidface as a monster of the summertime. Perhaps we’re wrong and that those appearing on the beach or at the cabana with this fine piece of clothing will fit right in. Dagon, that’s someone we see having a ball during the summer month. We see C’thulu being more fall and spring, but be your own judge. Maybe you have some insider knowledge that C’thulu’s new form of worship is to ressurrect the “Beach Blanket Bingo” movies. That would explain a lot of the subtext with Frankie and Anette, to be honest.

Nightmare on YOUR Street T-Shirt

Twenty-seven years later from the original and this icon is instantly identifiable to any of you horror fiends. We don’t have an Elm street in this town, probably out of reverence for the name or possibly because the founders never planted a street lined with Elms. Plenty of nightmares, though, and a lot of odd gardeners so this shirt will fit in just nicely.

Decaying Transient Head wrap

A good way to keep your hair off your neck, and providing a bit of breeze to cool you down, is this head wrap. Though christened “Decaying Transient,” the pattern doesn’t reflect a decomposing hobo. Instead, it’s a enjoyable pattern that will compliment your wardrobe. Though, perhaps you like that term and have finally found that title to put on your business card.

Perusing T-Shirt

An interesting title for this piece, ‘perusing’ implies a thorough examination, though it might be a pun on the “Peruvian elongated skull” featured on the shirt. Pervuising? It’s something to consider. To “peruse,” so to speak.

Peruse through the entire selection of Trance Doll Aparel’s line. There are some recent additions that will knock you out. And when you come to, head over to Trance Doll Aparel’s Facebook Page. LIKE or DO NOT LIKE, there is not in between. There IS another Tuesday uEtsy up next week. We’ll see you then.

 

05/31/11

Adieu Zombie Awareness Month

Today is the final day of Zombie Awareness Month 2011. As the site’s zombie-related content got rather lean towards the end of the month, I thought I’d share a zombie video to give ZAM the send-off it deserves:

I love the way that video ends, don’t you? But don’t worry, I’m not only going to show a video that’s just over 20 seconds and call it a day. Here’s something you can really sink your teeth into, a music video starring Baron Samedi called “Thrill Me”:

The above was included at the end of the video cassette that came with the fourth installment of the Nightmare VHS game series (also known as Atmosfear), wherein a board game is used on conjunction with a prerecorded video. In this series, Baron Samedi is a zombie who acted as a “harbinger” that a player could control during his original appearance and later acted as the host of Nightmare II expansion in 1992. However, he returned to his role as a harbinger soon after and his last appearance was in 2006′s Khufu The Mummy, with DVD having replaced the game’s use of VHS in 2006′s Atmosfear: The Gatekeeper. But, given the series’ strong fanbase online, it wouldn’t surprise me if the Baron makes another appearance in the future. Happy Zombie Awareness Month!

05/31/11

Tuesday uEtsy: Zombie Toes

Tuesday uEtsy

Zombie Toes
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Giving to the heat of the shifting seasons, May is falling away and with it, the end of 2011’s Zombie Awareness Month. Tomorrow, Rights and Equality for Animated People officer Nemi Lem will take down all the decorations. Though the month is over, her duties continue. Word is her fundraising was better than last, but such as it would be since last year was hard on us all.

What better way to send off the month than with some art? Thankfully, we have the wonderful Zombie Toes to send off may with their fine products.

Green Zombie Silhouette art print limited edition

It will be interesting to see where the zombie genre goes from here. We’re waiting for the zombie bubble to pop, for zombie critical mass to hit and the subsequent fall-out. There will always be room for new additions to the genre that probe the corners left explored. During those lengthy hours contemplating the significance of this idea of the dead coming back to life, you would be wise to have an artistic print like this Green Zombie Silhouette to inspire your thoughts.

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Though, do be careful not to get too caught up in it. You might end up with too much zombies on the mind. Everything thing that you see turns out to be zombie shaped. Sure, that might help if you’re caught in a survivalist scenario. Can’t be too jumpy, though. What is a zombie, what is a survivor? Can’t tell, can you? Not anymore. This print might help you figure things out – what’s a zombie, and what’s not? A good question to ask yourself, any time.

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Perhaps you need someone specific to focus your thoughts? Here, the Zombie Zara poses for a portrait. Perhaps you know her or someone who looks like her? Are you ready to defend yourself against her when she attacks? Is she your sister, an ex-girlfriend, your new wife you thought would meet you at the Courthouse with the rest of the group (like you said you would?) What did she do – did the rest leave her behind? What are you going to do now as she comes at you? Hesitation means death. Take this picture and look at it when you have the luxury of a moment for mourning.

Little Book of Zombie Limericks set volumes 1 through 3 original poems

Of course, not everything done by Zombie Toes is totally serious. Here you have their set of Little Books of Zombie Limericks. Sold individually or together as a set, you have a do-it-yourself publication of limericks about our undead shadows. Perhaps if they knew of our prior Halloween contest, Zombie Toes would have entered and swept the competition. Maybe you can get one up on next year’s competition by purchasing all three and getting to know your opponents?

Deathbox Necronomicon hand sculpted horror tin with two zombie magnets

Whenever you feel that twinge of hunger that brings you to the refrigerator, ponder the magnets that look at you. Consider the tin that brought them to your door, the one that resembles the skin of a human face. Ponder that which separates you from an undead creature. Is it the hunger? Is it the society you keep or the laws you obey? Do you pride your free will, your choices made; the thoughts you entertain and express? Ponder what little can be taken away before the beast matches your reflection. If it’s something simple as pigmentation and a pulse, you might consider switching from the pork loin to a nice, healthy salad.

Do check out Zombie Toes on Etsy, over at their official blog and at their Facebook page. Bid a fond farewell to this Zombie Awareness Month. And may you fondly find yourself back here for another Tuesday uEtsy.