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If you listened to the latest episode of the 6′+ podcast, (which you can subscribe to on iTunes or listen to through Stitcher) you heard the song ‘Nameless’ by a band King Ghidora. Taking their name from the Monster Zero antagonist of the Toho/Godzilla mythos, they play surf-space rock heavily influenced by Man…Or Astro-Man?, Dick Dale, and fellow space-surf-denizens, Daikaiju.

King Ghidora paid tribute to Daikaiju last October, dressing up as the band as they played The Deluxe. Watch the video below and then head over to King Ghidora’s Facebook page for all the updates.

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“VHS, Beta, Blu-Ray and DVD. Find them all at your Local Video Store. This episode captures some of the history so that your local store has a future.

Metal Morgue has Dr. Gangrene talking with Count Lyle of Ghoultown, and there’s also MonsterMatt’s Minute. Music from The Amino Acids, The Dead-Tones, Theater Zombies, The Neanderthals and Bloodsucking Zombies From Outer Space. ALL THIS AND MORE!”

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The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. Since we’re a bettter-than-shitty horror blog, here are FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 


Go!Tsunami, New Wave Order
If this megaton music from the surf powerhouse is what everyone hears while drowning, then there really is no sensible reason to wait thirty minutes after eating before we go swimming.

 

 


Messer Chups, Bermuda 66
The latest release from this Russian duo prompted archeology researchers to locate their American counterparts, only to discover too late that Bermuda 66 did indeed prove the band’s ancient extraterrestrial origin.

 

 


The Coffin Daggers, Monsters From The Id
The second full-length from the surf maestros provides that nothing is scarier than the contents of the human brain, so listen to this in order to drive you completely, blissfully mad.

 

 


The Vivisectors, Happy Halloween
Clinical studies conducted on this holiday release from the Russian instrumentalists have revealed that it has been known to give individuals, among other things, fatal vivid nightmares after a single listening.

 

 


The Mullet Monter Mafia, Dogs Of The Seas
Branded a heretic, he was unrepentant, crying out “The Cradle of Civilization is Brazil!” right before being put to death, knowing that this record would come along to prove him right.

 

 


Los Plantronics, Voodoo Soup
You don’t want to know the secret ingredient, even though the mix is compelling and the taste will leave you obsessed and questioning how you ever got along without it before.

 

 


Duane Eddy, Road Trip
This year held a homecoming for one of the old masters, returning to the masses to rise above and show the devout and the uninitiated just exactly how it is done.

 

 


The Razorblades, Gimmie Some Noise!
An attempt to conduct a demolition derby/off road buggy race/beach barbeque like a symphonic orchestra took place this year, leaving multiple wounded, no reported casualties and one magnificent soundtrack.

 

 


The TomorrowMen, It’s About Time
This record was sent back in time with the intention of arriving to save us all from our own devices and whether or not it was successful remains to be seen.

 

 


The Shockwave, Death Race
The conundrum was discovered shortly after it was started, leaving the initial participants facing their doom as the message broadcasted reported “The faster you go, the more you can’t avoid it.”

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

 

 

 

 

 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, BEST OF lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. This isn’t a BEST of List, but just part of a collection of FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 


The Moans, The Three Amigores
This debut release from the Sacramento trio Frankensteins horror and pop punk together, sort of like stitching screeching weasels to the face of Glen Danzig but with much better sounding results.

 

 


Southern Culture On The Skids, Zombified
Coming back from the dead, this re-release of a long out-of-print EP comes back to life with four extra tracks and an insatiable hunger for blood, brains and bile.

 

 


The Deadbeats, The Day of the Deadbeats
After failing to make this illegal, government forces have been reluctant to wash their hands of the oncoming rabid madness that will sweep the world once it inevitably discovers this band.

 

 


Kill, Baby…Kill, Sometimes They Come Back
Why they grow them so weird and bizarre in Huntsville stumped even the greatest philosopher, who ended up carving arcane symbols in the walls while this EP was playing on repeat.

 

 


The Phantomatics, She Left Her Brain At The Drive-In
Excellent classic surf rock that will lead to you question the era you are in, leaving you completely disillusioned about all the lies and half-truths you have been bred to believe.

 

 


The Night Shift, Devils In the Sea and God In London
Don’t make the mistake of letting the terms “Self released” and “free” prevent you from listening, since they don’t diminish the quality of this incredible EP from the horror punk hurricane.

 

 


Spookhand, Keep Out!
The first of three official releases from the band this year captures the fury and fear of this mad science punk rock in ways to make you afraid of the dark.

 

 


Darrow Chemical Company, A Nightmare on Seventh Avenue
From the shed skin of Mister Monster, the new invocation rises in a miasma of melodic punk with an acid laced tongue that laces around your brain and melts it away.

 

 


The Screamin’ Rebel Angels, Pounce Like A Tiger
Being bad never sounded so good as this rock release combine sultry hooks and Dead Man’s Curves in a rockabilly roots rock package trimmed with a little sex, a little violence.

 

 


The Evil Streaks, Go-Go To Hell
Sinister sounds of the latest Necro Tone Family outing melds together the ingredients to make a wicked brew of garage rock, demented surf and Americana rooted evil to a sonic success.

 

 

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

For about five years, I resided in Troy, New York. It was one of the three cities in the “Tri-City Region,” the other two being Schenectady and the state capitol, Albany. Schenectady and I never hit it off. My only forays included hanging out with a semi-crazy goth girl I met while she worked at a comic shop (back when I was into comics) and to drop my friend off at the Vonnegut-famous GE facility where he worked.

Troy became my home when I took over the apartment for a friend-of-the-friend, which I look back now with some amazement that I got such a huge place for only 350 a month. The standard of living in Troy was cheap. Five bucks was enough for a filling dinner from one of the places down near Little Italy, ten bucks if you waned to go Chinese. Of course, the wage I was pulling then wasn’t that great and even with meager bills, I wound up broke and depressed. 350 is still pricey when the job you work only grants 240 a week.

Albany was great because it was big enough to pull in bands headed north to Montreal or south to NYC on their tours. It was a perfect stop in between the more lucrative markets. It was also a decent place to catch good music on the radio. It was about eight to nine years ago when I moved down and the mp3 player was still too expensive and cell phones were still thick enough to cause a concussion when thrown hard enough at someone. The radio was still a primary method for music and luckily, both the SUNY Albany and RPI had a thriving history of quality college radio stations.

Outside the Santeria shop that was on Quail Street, the same street where Last Vestige can be found (a great used CD/record store, if they’re still around) I only knew Sir Walford as the source that there was a thriving Jamaican/Reggae scene in the area. It was probably him and the Dub channel on GTA III that led me to own a pair of TROJAN DUB boxed sets. That phase was short lived after discovering the inherent homophobia of the island culture, but at least the music is nice. I should dig those up, now that I like it. That and those Augustus Pablo records.

The other main show I liked was Screams From The Basement, on WRPI. Focusing on punk, garage and the genre of music that is “Motorhead,” it was a great show that always started right after I got off of work on Thursdays. The best part of the afternoon, since Thursdays are typically my unlucky days, was hearing the first three-swipes, like the sound a kung-fu chop might make in the air, before the theme music kicked in.

I found out the song years later, after moving to New Haven. It’s one of those great joys that I hope somehow persists in this growing digital age, where I can instantly know EVERYTHING thanks to a specific app I can download on my phone. Don’t know a song, Jason? Use SHAZAM to identify it. Don’t know a book? Why, we’ve got something for that, too.

Greater information does threaten to take out some mystery in life but I think these are old mysteries. There will always be new discoveries to be made because the human is a flawed creature by design, not capable of remembering everything. So some kid today will have the same burst of outright glee that I had when I was in the parking lot of a North Haven Barnes and Noble when “The Mark of Zorro” by the Challengers came on my iPod. After a good three year absence from my mind, all of a sudden, I was back in my old Chevy on the way back from work, not sitting in a Buick on my lunch break. It wasn’t kung-fu strikes but the sword of the mythical hero carving his trademark Z.

I had found the album in my research into surf music for a project. I had no idea that the Challengers were behind Jim’s selection for his Screams From The Basement show, and knowing that he went with a classic surf song than some punk or metal B-side made my memories of that time all the better.

These small things keeps a man going in the face of certain and inevitable doom and ruin, y’know? Enjoying the sunset at the end of all time.

 

The Crimson Ghosts

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Earth EP, Necro-Tone Records 2009

I love how happy the creature on the bottom left is.

One cannot discuss the Crimson Ghosts without first discussing the Misfits. Formed by Gleen Danzig in 1977, the punk band has gone through many changes since its humble beginnings in Lodi, New Jersey. Although their name came from a Marilyn Monroe film, the band’s image quickly became linked to horror due to both an increased focus on horror-themed material and their adopting the villain The Crimson Ghost from the classic serial of the same name as their mascot. Despite numerous lineup changes and the band breaking up in the 80′s, the steady stream of “posthumous” releases and big name fans in the music world, kept their name out there and boosted their popularity to new heights. In fact, the band reformed (sans Danzig) in the late 90′s and are still touring to this day. Naturally, the band has prompted numerous song covers and tribute acts.

The Crimson Ghosts formed in 1999 with the idea “what would of happened if horror punk legends The Misfits were formed in 1962?” The result is a combination of Misfits classics and Ventures-style surf rock. Although this release’s name and cover art are a play on the Misfits’ Earth A.D./Wolfs Blood album, it consists of instrumental interpretations of tracks from Static Age, Horror Business, Walk Among Us, Evilive and Die Die My Darling. I must confess that I have only heard a few Misfits songs, so I will mainly be judging the following as surf songs rather than how well they work as reinterpretations.

Things kick off with “London Dungeon,” which takes its name from the (in)famous British spooky museum/haunted attraction. As this track will show you, the band’s Ventures comparisons are well earned. It’s peppy, but still has a spooky undercurrent. While “Return of the Fly” has a creepy opening, the rest of the song is rocking. Well, rocking but somewhat mournful. Despite my admitted lack of experience with the Misfits’ music, I could tell this was definitely a Misfits tune. It’s hard for me to describe, it just has the right feel. In the energetic “Horror Hotel,” named after a British horror film, punk and surf make beautiful babies. “Teenagers From Mars” has a somewhat heavier intro than preceding track, but the rest is fast ‘n light. The Crimson Ghosts’ surf take on the song shows just how well they are able to make Misfits tunes their own. Guitars and drums really shine in the unfortunately-named “Children in Heat,” which has a classic-sounding surf outro. The
hard and fast reverb rock of “20 Eyes” reminds me why I love surf music. “Night of the Living Dead” starts out with a heavy-sounding intro and quickly moves into pounding beats with light reverb touches. “Vampira” is damn fine tribute to the mother of all horror hosts, with a great buildup towards the end. In “Die Die My Darling,” named for the classic Hammer film, classic surf touches abound (although its punk origins shine through). It seems that the notes themselves seem to symbolize the titular phrase. It ends with a great fadeout to a great song (and album).

Do you like the Misfits? Do you like surf? Then you’ll love the Crimson Ghosts! Given the release’s low price and excellent selection of music, Earth EP is the perfect way for curious potential fans to see whether or not they want to purchase any of the Crimson Ghosts’ other albums. In my case, it also convinced me to finally get into the Misfits more. Come to think of it, this ties in perfectly with the use of EPs in the world of punk music…

Special thanks to The Crimson Ghosts for use of the image!

It's one loco luau!

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“It wouldn’t be summer without the annual event over at Gravedigger’s Local 16: The Freaky Tiki Surf-ari. You can check out all the hooplah at the luau here while you listen to this episode. We have some of the hits from Tiki’s past, present and future.

Mix up your favorite fruity concoction, put on that Hawaiian shirt your family begs you to throw out and kick you feet up as you listen to music from The Ding Dong Devils, Don Tiki (and DJ Jimmy B), Clouseaux, The Moon-Rays, Satan’s Pilgrims and more!”

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes. We’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

Go!Tsunami

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New Wave Order, Deep Eddy Records 2009

Comrade Voorhees approves!

The exact origins of Go!Tsunami are just as mysterious as the hockey mask-wearing musicians that make up the band. Checking their official bio will tell you the band was formed in Springfield, IL and how the band consists of:

Riptide
Stan Overboard
Stringray Jr.
The Fury

What isn’t quite so murky is the band’s style. Their special brand of “power surf” draws on a wide variety of influences, such as “hot rods, horror movies, long boards, tiki idols, beach parties, exotic islands, classic cars, pin-ups, cheap beer, and rum.” New Wave Order is the band’s debut album and let me tell you, they make one hell of a first impression.

You know you’re in good hands when you hear the classic surf sound (with plenty of reverb) that opens up “Rime of the Ancient Surfer.” The good times continue with “Camel Toe,” which features what appears to be a movie trailer sample and fantastic organ wor…oh, that’s gonna sound so wrong. “Midnight in Exotica” lets the group show that they weren’t just paying lip service to Tiki culture in their list of influences. While a lesser surf band might churn out a standard surft track and slap in a few bird calls to justify the use of the word “exotica” in the title, Go!Tsunami goes the extra mile. Simply put, this track is the perfect blend of exotica and surf. This mellow tiki tune is nicely complimented by the reverb of the soft-yet somewhat speedy-guitars and features plenty of bird calls to boot. In “Go!Tsunami,” the percussion, organs and guitars rock just as hard as the band they’re named after. “Curse of the Flying Spider Monkey” starts slow, but quickly builds in both speed and intensity for a very catchy listening experience. The unusual clash of “Mermaid vs. Sasquatch” is depicted through a dueling organ and guitar which seem to represent each respective opponent. “40 Feet High and it Kills” is the name of the next song. Is it a wave? A monster? I honestly don’t know. What I do know is that this has semi-mellow surf feel despite its obvious connotations of power.

In “Pirate Prostitutes of the Peloponnesus,” a warped guitar opens for soft cymbals and slow surf goodness, which concludes with some excellent piano work. Despite the name, “Dia de los Dangerous” doesn’t have a “Latin” feel, but the deep sound definitely makes me think of danger. As any kaiju fan will tell you, “Matango!” is a reference to the classic Toho film. Although it has a soft open, but soon revs up to breakneck reverby goodness. Speaking of references to Japanese pop culture, “Mt. Midoriyama” appears to be a tribute to the series Sasuke (better known in the US as Ninja Warrior). The organ is clearly the star here, but the guitar work is nothing to sneer at. Regular listeners of our podcast might recognize “Hot Zombie” from its appearance in our zombie-themed episode. It’s fast, it rocks and it rules. ’nuff said. Although the opening guitars of “Bushwacked” start off with a “Latin” feel, there’s a somewhat “western” feel to rest of this track. “Painkiller” is fast and furious from the get-go and never stops. Ever. The sullen reverb at the opening of “Falcon 7″ contrasts with the speedy energetic tone of the majority of the song, though it does go well with the organ and percussion work towards the end.

After listening to New Wave Order, I can confidently say there’s not a bad song in the bunch. While it is a CD-R release, the disc design and packaging scream “professional.” No bargain bin slimcases and inkjet-printed cover art here. You’d never guess this wasn’t a factory-pressed disc unless you flipped the disc over.

On a final note, I would like to note how the band is aware that their name might raise some eyebrows due to the unfortunate events in Japan earlier in the year. This is an unfortunate coincidence, as the name was in use years before the disaster struck. In fact, the group has worked to help raise money to help with tsunami relief. For more information about their relief work (and other concerts), please visit their Facebook page.

Special thanks to Go!Tsunami for the review copy!

2011 might be the year of The Von Drats, the surf band from out of Toronto. Riding high from their debut release in 2010, the rockin’ “Dratsylvania,” the band has seen a pick-up in activity in 2011.  First, they were the only surf band on the Rue Morgue comp, Hymns from the House of Horror Vol.2 (which, if you haven’t downloaded by now, it’s too damn late and you had over three months to do it. Lazybones.)

The momentum has carried the band forward. They recently “backed” the debut run of The Tiki Bikini Beach Paradise Party A-Go-Go in Toronto’s 2011 Fringe Festival, sort of the festival to let the freaks and geeks have the stage and spotlight in a town that’s notoriously known as the place where hit Broadway plays go to get their act together before schleping down to New York. From what the reviews make of it, ’The Tiki Bikini Beach Paradise Party A-Go-Go’ is a loving tribute to the beach movies and surfer/island culture of the 50′s and 60′s. From what I’ve read and heard from someone who has went, it’s a fun show and I’m glad that the Von Drats were able to participate. The show was listed as part of the “Best of Fringe,” and I doubt the show could have gone there without the expert music from those horizontal-striped Dratsylvanians.

As if being stars of the underground stage wasn’t enough, the Von Drats have taken to the airwaves. Or cablewaves. They provide the opening theme to the SPACE series, Fanboy Confessional. Check out the trailer below.  

Fanboy Confessional from Markham Street Films on Vimeo.

 

The Mermen
A Glorious Lethal Euphoria

June is a four letter word. June, historically, has been what they call a shit month for me. Nothing outright tragic or catastrophic has come about within that calendar month which is why the yearly dolor that rides in after May is confounding. Outside of some biological or metaphysical association with the start of summer somehow triggers a lethargy party in my frontal lobes, I can’t figure out why this month just brings me down.

This isn’t an indulgent plea, but more of an explanation that for the last fistful of years, I’ve found that during this period, instro-surf-mental music tends to make the days a bit more tolerable. About three summers ago, I was digging through the used bin at a local record shop, trying to see if my good fortune would kick in. Luck had it that I found a later-stage Man…Or Astro-Man? release (A Spectrum of An Infinite Scale) as well as both something from The Fireballs and The Pyramids among the billion copies of Crazytown’s first record and other alt-rock castoffs. Sometimes you dig without knowing what you’re going to find. That day, I came up with A Glorious Lethal Euphoria by a band called The Mermen.

No clue about who or what this group was. The Mer- prefix hinted at water, which hinted at surf. The opening song title was “Pulpin’ Line” with additional tracks “The Drowning Man Knows His God,” “Lizards” and “Blue Xoam.” I honestly had no expectations. If it turned out to be a dud, it couldn’t be resold. It was an exciting risk, something that is harder to duplicate with modern technology and how everything these days comes with a thirty second preview. This store didn’t have listening stations set up for those who wanted to sample before purchases so appropriately, I dove in.

I think it was the title “With No Definite Future & No Purpose Other Than To Prevail Somehow…” that gave me the go ahead, letting me know that this album was going to work out. And it did.

It’s not traditional surf, but has the influences of surf. The title “The Drowning Man Knows His God,” a bit prog-rockish (hell, most of the titles are prog) gives warning that this isn’t some Ventures cover band. A lot of reviews for this record, which came out in 1995, link the words “psychedelic,” “Hendrix” and “reverb,” which I think one of the three are fitting.

The album is powered by Jim Thomas’s guitar and like the Experience, Allen Whitman’s bass and Martyn Jones’ drums offer a solid support for Thomas’s more fuzz-covered explorations of sound. But there’s something heavy here.  A Glorious… has some weight in the songs. The sticker on the front of the album describes them a “Dick Dale meets Sonic Youth,” which is terribly accurate. This is the music of minds soaked in reverb and held down/up by consciousness, very influenced by the year it was released. “They’ll Bloom” supports this grunge-against-surf comparison, as Jim says it was written “in anger at Kurt [Cobain’s] supposed suicide.”

The cover image, taken from the ceiling of a Mexican restaurant in Tokyo, Japan, features a painted rendition of Jesus dying on the Cross. The title is taken from the philosopher Martin Buber, whose “I-Thou” philosophy consists of “relationship that stresses the mutual, holistic existence of two beings. It is a concrete encounter, because these beings meet one another in their authentic existence, without any qualification or objectification of one another.”

“I guess you can say the theme between the title and the cover is about bearing the difficulties and compromises of life, carrying your cross, not diluting them.” – Jim Thomas

As June shows up, I’m more readied to handle what trials and tribulations may come within the next thirty days. With this album, I am more ready to deal with the difficulties of these five weeks. A good message with great music.

What’s the hell is going on in Alabama?

That state has produced some of the most interesting surf-instrumental reverb minds around. One of the finest examples is Kill, Baby…Kill, the five-fingers of death in music form. Their debut recording, the EP titled SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK, is five tracks of high voltage instro music. It’s not just power surf; the prefix ‘mega’ can be applied with absolute sincerity.

It’s after midnight and your backseat is glowing in the dark. Parts of you have taken a beating but the blood is dried and you’re sure you’ll make it another night. There’s a hitch-hiker riding shotgun and you’re not sure if you’re about to get knifed or fall in love. It doesn’t matter what car you’re in. Kill, Baby…Kill is playing on your radio.

Opening up is “Love Theme for a Twisted Mind,” a heavy swirl of emotion, deception and body-chemicals bouncing off the walls of your skull. It’s an explosion to start things off. There is no slow getting in. It’s head first or out.

The first time I heard it, the song “Psycho Beach party 3000” pissed me off. Honestly, I was angry because it was clear that Kill, Baby…Kill was a band that I would have to follow closely. Yes, you can get what you want and still be mad. Though, the anger was short lived. The guitar work on this song is impeccable.

My anger faded right about the time “Suppose The Doomsday Cults Were Right?” came on, a sentiment that seems more appropriate with the oncoming 5/22/11 hoo-hah. Of course, if they are right, I don’t have to worry about next month’s rent.

If you need a theme song for Zombie Awareness Month, “Hunting for the Dead” is not your song. If you need something to get your adrenaline pumping while you go out and return some bodies back to their graves, well. Kill, Baby…Kill has a song for you.

It’s pretty impressive how the five elements work together. “Turn Your Insides Out” has the two guitars of Brains and The Rev fighting in a gang war while Loose Grooves belts out some tricky organ sounds up front.  Shades and The Wolf work the drums and bass respectively as if they’re trying to summon forth the elder gods to consume the blight that is man off the face of earth. It’s pretty wicked.

The only fault is that it’s an EP. Given a wider canvas to experiment and work on, I see Kill, Baby…Kill really stretching and reaching into the bizarre world that the five of them inhabit. But this is that first taste and it packs a bite. This is Damn Good Music. It is no surprise that the band was invited to the recent Instro-Music Summit. These guys have what it takes and I’ll definitely be looking forward to what comes next from them.

You can find Kill, Baby…Kill on Facebook, MySpace and ReverbNation. You can purchase their EP over here (Definitely, support these guys.)

Zombie Surf Camp
Zombie Surf Camp

Can a vampire ever be a convincing lower-class dredge? There are many attempts to give the creature a grittier edge, though outside of a return to the inhuman version of NOSFERATU, the vampire will have a lot to overcome before it turns out to be something less-than-beautiful. Since the creature’s glorification has rendered it an aristocrat by nature, I think any efforts to marry the vampire with something like punk or working class has a handicap to overcome.

Punk as a music genre has always been closely associated with a contrarian perspective and not just a “No!” idea, but a “fuck no and fuck YOU” sentiment. It’s a sense of never being satisfied, being against everything and rejecting the current situation, whatever that is. Applied to a vampire, and the often result is a fangula being moody about once being human, turned vampire against his/her will, and hating the situation. Sort of half of INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE or emo kids with teeth.

This is why Zombie Surf Camp works as an idea. “Zombie” is a less-than-desirable condition; outside an ‘Ugly Americans’ plotline, I can’t recall a recent example where green, decaying and flesh-hungry is a way to go through life.  It’s not a case of “Oh yeah! I’m a zombie!” but “Oh, no. I’m a zombie.”

ZSC is the combination of surf, punk, zombie and environmental consciousness. Folks might point out that surfing zombies aren’t new and point to both The Surf Zombies and various movies where the undead go underwater. What sets ZSC apart is that if a ZSC zombie were to ambush a beachgoer, they would devour the brains while disposing of the remains in the designated recycling bins.

If this has made ZSC sound like a joke, they’re not. The success of Zombie Surf Camp is that they’re not campy. The self-titled Surf Zombie Camp album is a great mixture of earnest surf and punk music, fusing the two elements together to make a fantastic album that stands on its own in either camp.

The band blends the elements together fluidly, so well that one neither overpowers the other. The punk doesn’t reduce the guitar work to a series of power chords, nor does the music lose its oomph when the guitar work resembles less RKL and more Dick Dale.

Zombie Surf Camp might be considered the mutation from exposing the skillful song styles of Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet to the radioactive punk wailing of Mr. Chi-Pig from SNFU (which are both Canadian bands, though ZSC originates from San Diego.)

It was a good decision to have “What’s Eating You?” open the album; if you were to ever use the word “conventional” to describe ZSC, “What’s Eating You? would be the closest as it resembles a conventional punk song – a great display of songwriting, the pairing of guitars and solid rhythm section to support the wild flowing of the vocals. If were to an alternative dimension where modern radio wasn’t completely horrible, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear “What’s Eating You?” between The Butthole Surfers and Beck.

“Flipper” flips (pun intended) the situation of ‘dolphin-free-tuna’ to ‘human-free-ocean.’ It’s the first of three songs that deal with the idea that harmful industrial pollution is going to literally “come and bite us on the ass,” as well as the arm, the neck and the brain. The band’s bio lists ZSC as a group of surfers who swam during a toxic spill from the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant, something addressed in the song “Now, I Am A Zombie.”

Another diss of pollution comes in “Sewage,” which brings some humor the concept that the dead have come back and have started surf-punk bands. Moon Voggy’s vocal interactions with Resin A. Gain are played against some really choice surf riffs.

Voggy’s singing on the song is his bellowing wail, though he demonstrates a very regal voice on “Surf Zombies On Parade,” which a live performance is detailed as ‘Zombies on St. Patrick’s Day.’ The almost effortless switch between MC5’s Rob Tyner to Bobcat Goldthait is impressive.  Similar vocals can be found on “Midnight Sun.” the album’s quote-unquote ballad and “Remains.”The band kicks the punk up on “Culture of Life” and grinds a mean surf on “Corpse in a Barrel.”

This is a great album and will be a welcomed addition to your music library. But if you’re not convinced – Zombie Surf Camp has offered their first album for free. Head on over and you’ll find a torrent of Zombie Surf Camp available.

You’ll also find them on Facebook, MySpace, ReverbNation and Twitter.

The Ghastly Ones

Official Site

Target: Draculon, Ghastly Plastics 2006
Unearthed, Ghastly Plastics 2007

Well, Freaky Tiki Surf-ari has come to a close and I’ve saved what’s often regarded as (and rightfully so) the best for last. Not only do the Ghastly Ones play amazing horror surf jam-packed with horror movie references, but they also sell spooky Tiki mugs! Besides, how can you not love a band named after an Andy Milligan movie?

The band itself was founded in Van Nuys, California in 1996 and played their first show on Halloween. 1997 marked the release of their first album, A-Haunting we will Go-Go and they’ve been putting out new material ever since. In addition to the mysterious “Go-Go Ghoul” Necrobella, the band consisted of:

Garrett “Dr. Lehos” Immel: Guitar
Kevin “Sir Go Go Ghastly” Hair: Bass
Dave “Captain Clegg” Klein: Keyboards
Norman “Baron Shivers” Cabrera: Drums & vocals

I say “consisted of” since Sir Go Go Ghastly has since left to pursue other projects.

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Satan’s Pilgrims

Official Site

Plymouth Rock, Musick Recordings 2004
Psychsploitation, Sp Records 2009

According to their official Facebook page, Satan’s Pilgrims formed in 1992 over a (quote) “series of house parties hosted by the members of the band” in Portland, Oregon. Basing their name on the exploitation film Satan’s Sadists, the Pilgrims soon became an official group and rocked wherever they performed.

Dude, I'm pretty sure something's wrong with that tripod...

The Pilgrims themselves say that the best album of theirs for horror fans to check out is Creature Feature. However, as said album is now long out of print, they recommend Plymouth Rock (which includes selections from Creature Feature)).) Said “best of” album is a two disc compilation of their greatest songs, along with plenty of rare and previously unreleased goodies. There’s even some video content (due to the use of enhanced CDs), but technical issues kept me from viewing it at this time. Apparently, it generated so much interest in the group that they reanimated from their hiatus in 2000 and have been performing ever since!


Disc 1 begins with the sounds of dragging chains and moving crates opens that open “Vampiro.” The drums and fast, pounding guitars (with one particularly reverby) of this tune are loosely based on the theme from the 60′s Batman show starring Adam West and Burt Ward. Similarly, cymbals and speedy drums start things off in “Que Honda?” and are backed by guitars that soon take the center stage. Some light wordless male vocals appear later, which are barely audible under guitar work. A “Latin”-sounding buildup takes use to the reverb ending.

“Plymouth Rock” opens with reverb guitar work and a steady drum beat, both of which speed up a bit when the cymbals are added in. There’s a very classic surf feel to this. “Super Stock” use dual reverbing guitars over percussion to make for an interesting sound. I can easily imagine cruising along in a stock car to this.

“Grave-Up” starts with a spooky voice mentioning the title, with equally spooky organs that start up with guitars and drums. It slows down to a somewhat bouncy feel at some points, but it never seems too much of a contrast. The guitars really start wailing just under 2 minutes in, but go back to normal soon enough for the end. The opening drums of “La Cazuella” give way for reverbing guitar and its more traditional sounding counterpart. The exotica favorite, the guiro, appears as well. There’s an appropriately Latin feel to this segment and medium guitars play throughout. I think I detect some claves as well. Everything slows down to just guitars at the end.

“The Godfather” is a surf cover of the theme to The Godfather (of course). The guitars and drums are fast-paced at first, then they slow down and handclap-sounding drum beats give things an extra Italian feel. But as you’ve likely guessed, things pick up again not long after.

“Boss BSA” starts with fast drums and guitars and soon reverb is heard. It gets extra fast at times, although there’s a softish reverb solo about 2:30 minutes in. Drums quickly join them and things get a bit faster (but are still soft) and don’t slow down until the final segment.

“Peter Lorre” is named for the legendary horror actor and nicely starts things with “Toccata and Fugue in D minor” on the organ, followed by creepy, rocking guitars and percussion at breakneck speed. There are some really rocking guitar riffs about 1:30 minutes in and the cymbals get quite a workout here. There are also some light touches, perhaps a reference to Lorre’s humorous portrayal of some of his roles.

Soft, eerie violin music takes us in “Creature Feature,” then crackles and pops take us to guitars and laserblast-like reverb appears with the drums. It’s a mostly foreboding sound, but there are the occasional light guitar riffs. I love the wailing guitars over drums that play just before the four minute mark.

Despite the name, “Shit Sandwich” is actually quite good. Drums, maracas and guitars with odd sounding reverb make this a rather unique track. The band chants the title at points. Reverb punctuates certain points and a tambourine briefly appears later. Watch out for the maracas at the fake ending, as the guitars return for the real deal.

“Chi Chi” uses light, medium guitars to open and they get just a touch louder when the percussion joins in. It’s peaceful, but energetic. It soon picks up with a Latin sound and clap-like drumming, but goes back to the original style soon enough. The single opening guitar “Soul Pilgrim” of is soon joined by the organ and tambourine, which foreshadows the sound of their Psychsploitation album. Some cymbals and drums appear as well and later to add to the beat, but this is really the organ’s song.

In “Badge Of Honor,” reverb guitars go fast and the backing percussion is even faster. There’s also lots of (thankfully) fake endings in it. Similarly, fast drums lead to equally fast guitars in “Surf Lyre,” although the guitar work is more varied. It’s another classic-sounding song…not that I’m complaining, mind you. In fact, I really love the guitar work here.

Soft, reverbing guitar cords increase in volume for the opening of “The Lonely Pilgrim.” Dual guitars and the sound of waves also heard here as well. It has a very lonely feel, and it’s hard to tell if it’s using cords or soft male sighing at times. “Ragtop” begins with fast-paced drums and cymbals, which seem even faster due to last song. Guitars join in, which are soon followed by reverb and organ. The guitars pick up at es (with really wailing sound at one point) as well and things really pick up towards the organ-filled ending.

High pitched guitars open for fast percussion on “Scorpio 6.” The organ drops in for a spell and vanishes as quickly as it appeared a few times, which adds to the spy-surf feel. Everything picks up for the big finish, which makes for a great way to close the disc.

Disc 2 starts with “Soul Creepin’.” Its opening steady percussion intros the light guitars and somewhat louder organ work. Both the guitars and organ pick up for a fast paced, rocking sound that is soon joined by cymbals, although it slows down somewhat for end.

“Haunted House Of Rock” starts with lightning sound effects and oddly reverbing guitar work thats leads to heavy percussion and another, wailing guitar. It’s all very spooky and there are more lightning effects later. I know lightning technically doesn’t make a sound, but I swear that’s what the effect is supposed to be.

Speedy, light drums and fast, wailing guitars give “The Outsider” a much lighter-hearted feel than the title would have you expect. There’s some crazy good guitar work here, along with some cymbals and the occasional harmonica! Fast percussion and guitars open “Seaside Run.” Said guitars soon reverb up a storm against the cymbals and there’s some great drumming as well.

Guitars, drums and the organ form “Hot Coco,” which is a medium speed song. After a fake end, the drums briefly take over and then the others return. The organ makes it seem like the song is going to end at one point, but that’s also just a trick. Heavier-sounding fast guitars and percussion start “If You Wanna.” Lightish organ work appears at times, but the starting instruments own this for the most part.

“Harem Nocturne” starts with fast drums and loud, heavy reverb guitars, but said guitars tone it down a notch or two as the cymbals join in. Some bells appear when things really get fast and furious as well.

Medium guitars open “Spanish Head” and soon the reverbing starts. The percussion is fast in this, as it tends to be for most songs by the group, which adds to the track’s great sense of power and speed. The lightish guitars that start “The Hondell” are backed by fast cymbals and drums. There some kind of wooden percussion used here, followed by drum beats that remind the listener of clapping hands.

“Escape/Psychedelic Venture” comes from a Ventures tribute compilation. The opening slow percussion speeds up and fast guitars quickly join in. It eventually slows down with the organ for an urgent feel, then speeds up with a sound that will bring footsteps to mind. That effect leaves eventually, but the speed sure doesn’t!

“Green Chili” has slow, heavy drums and guitars which give it a Spanish feel. Cymbals pop into the backbeat as well. It may be be slower than other tracks, but is never boring. The final track, “Black Boots & Bikes,” makes great use of fast ‘n heavy percussion plus fast guitars. There’s lots of fascinating variations and change-ups to the music, along with the sounds of revving motorcycles used at one point.

How cheeky!

The band’s most recent effort, Psychsploitation, feels so 70′s that I swear my carpeting started growing to shag length as I played it. It’s a concept album themed around exploitation movies, a close cousin to horror films. The cover looks exactly like an old (s)exploitation movie poster would. In fact, it’s easy to imagine that this is the soundtrack to some long lost Mantis in Lace-style film about a woman who goes on a killing spree after one bad LSD trip too many. Also..

Wait, I forgot to list the band members and what they played for the last album, didn’t I? Oh well, thank goodness they kept the same basic line-up (with a few additional instruments) for this:

John Pilgrim: Electric bass
Bobby Pilgrim: Electric guitar
Ted Pilgrim: Drums & percussion
Scott Pilgrim: Electric guitar percussion
Dave Pilgrim: Electric guitar, electric sitar, percussion & organ

“Dilation” opens with 70′s-sounding drumbeat followed by a “freak-out” sound effect, guitars and organ. The guitar builds up while more freaky sound effects play, then percussion and more guitars join in. Tambourines (or fast cymbals) and still more freaky sounds join the beat. There’s cool drum work at end plus one final sound effect.

W. Proctor’s “In the Past” has a sitar join the guitars and drums for a unique surf sound. Magical sound effects or chimes, cymbals and clacking wood further add to its uniqueness. There’s an organ and gong as well, but the sitar and guitars are the stars of this show. A guitar and tambourine backed by organ and percussion form “Chestnut Trees and Bumblebees.” The organ gets quite a workout here and I love the main guitar riff.

“Tomorrow Night’s Mourning” starts with fast guitars that are soon joined by drums for a funky beat. You’d better believe the organ gets in on the action at times, as do cymbals. “Wylde Tymes” offers fast paced guitars and cymbals, and the guitar reverb put to good use here before the drums kick in. This definitely has wild feel, especially the guitar work about a minute into it.

Although arranged by Satan’s Pilgrims, “Kaleidoscope” was written by one J. Gordon. After an organ intro, tamborine and electric bass join in. There’s lots of organ variations here, with some light guitar work to boot. It gets rather dark and freaky at the end.

“Tracers (Of Love)” has reverbing, echoing opening guitar notes that are soon joined by drums and the ever-present organ. The chorus of “buh buh buh” by male and female vocalists singing one after the other is too 70′s for words. Really. We get an instrumental interlude with some light vibraphone work by Doug Smith before the vocals return. Said vocals were provided by Dave Pilgrim, Eric Hedford, Amy Faust, Jana Losey and Madison Christine.

“Night of the Face” starts with tinkling and sound effects, plus echoing female vocals by Amy Faust about seeing a face in the sky. Then we get more sound effects, silence and rocking guitars over drums and organ. The playing gets extremely wild and freaky towards the end, which consists of more sound effects.

“Colours of Your Mind” features guitars over steady, speedy drums & cymbals beat. Reverb gets plenty of use here and thing get pretty freaky with organ at one point. The odd-sounding (but cool) fast guitars of “Psycle Pswami” play over equally fast drums and a funky organ. Things get very rockin’ here and the organ does have a somewhat otherworldly feel to it.

“Rainy Day Green Stop Sign” has a surprisingly non-surf guitar opening and drums, but the surf sound soon appears. There’s a medium feel to this in terms of volume and speed. I could be wrong, but I think our old friend the sitar shows up in this as well. The organ certainly does, that’s for sure. Drums and the guitar get a lengthy segment to themselves near the end.

The drum opening “Psych-A-Go-Go (Psych Out!)” leads to fast guitars over drums and the organ. We’ve got wild organ melodies and guitar riffs aplenty here. Soft vocals by Dave Pilgrim, Eric Hedford, Amy Faust Jana Losey and Madison Christine chant “psycho” around two and a half minutes in. There’s a definite freak-out feel to this.

“10,000 Mirrors” is opened by a cowbell, tambourine and guitars. We hear a freaky sound effect, then guitars and percussion join in. Soon, more sound effects (that sound somewhat like screams) and the organ enter the mix. The drums get quite a workout; there’s a buildup and super freakout near the end, but things get much softer after it. The vocals hear were performed by Dave Pilgrim, Eric Hedford and Scott Pilgrim.

So whether you’re a long-time fan of Satan’s Pilgrims or if you’re just starting out, I definitely recommend that you grab both albums.

Special thanks to Satan’s Pilgrims for the review copies!

The Surf Zombies

Official Myspace

Something Weird, Oasis Manufacturing 2009

Criswell Predicts!

The Surf Zombies first came to my attention by the way of a “Rock and Roots” CD sampler. The split second I saw the song title “El Funebre (The Hearse)” and the band’s name on the track listing, I knew I was in for a treat. Listening to it confirmed my expectations and immediately got me hooked on the band’s work. So when the Freaky Tiki Surf-ari started, I knew I just had to include them.

Formed in 2005 by lead guitarist Brook Hoover, the Surf Zombies originally consisted of Hoover, Jim Viner on drums and Doug Roberson on guitar. But as the notes for their second album Something Weird (the subject of this review) explain, tour issues led to their replacement by Erik Marshall on drums and Kyle D. Oyloe on guitar. Fender jazz bassist Joel McDowell has also been a constant in the group’s changing line-up and wrote many songs for the album(along with Hoover and Oyloe). The album’s complete lineup includes:

Brook Hoover: Fender jazz guitar
Joel McDowell: Fender jazz bass
Kyle Oyloe: Fender jazzmaster & danelectro baritone guitar
Jon Wilson Drums: Drums on track 19
Charles Hasson: Drums on tracks 16 and 20
Erik Marshall: Drums on tracks 2, 3, 7, 11, 12
Ryan Hoagland: Drums on tracks 1 4 5 6 8 9 10 13 14 15 17 18

But enough about the band, let’s get to their music…

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Man Or Astro-Man?

Official Site

Live Transmissions From Uranus , Touch and Go Records 1997 (Original release date: 1995)

Founded in Auburn, Alabama during the early 90′s, Man Or Astro-Man? soon rose to fame for both their excellent surf music and various gimmicks. Not only did they base songs on horror and sci-fi movies (even including samples from some), but all the members of the band use pseudonyms and claim to actually be aliens from outer space!

As a fan of surf music, Godzilla movies and Mystery Science Theater 3000, it was inevitable that I would repeatedly hear about the greatness of Man Or Astro-Man? Not only were they extremely talented musicians, but they did a cover of the theme song for Mystery Science Theater 3000, and included references to Godzilla movies in much of their work, from songs like “King of the Monsters” to albums like “Experiment Zero” (Monster Zero) and “Destroy All Astro-Men!” (Destroy All Monsters). In fact, my love of Japanese monster movies led to my figuring out where the band got their name. While reading a book on Toho films, I noticed that the tag line on the US poster for The Human Vapor read “Is He Man? Or ASTRO-MAN?” Sadly, the band’s releases were all but impossible to obtain in my day and it was only due to my doing the Freaky Tiki Surf-ari that finally lead to me hearing their work.

“Live Transmissions From Uranus” is a recording of a 1994 concert in Gainesville, Florida that mostly consisted of material from the albums “Destroy All Astro-Men!” and “Project Infinity.” The performers consist of the founding members “Birdstuff,” “Coco the Electronic Monkey Wizard” and “Star Crunch” (their membership has changed many times over the years). As this is a live show, the majority of the tracks have spoken introductions by the group and constant interaction with the screaming audience. However, my review will only make note of the particularly interesting or funny bits.

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