Ghost Busted

Strange Jason once said there was a difference between doing a cover of a song and doing a version of a song. Although I used to think he was splitting hairs, I have since changed my mind.

One musician doing their take on another’s song can both pay tribute to the original and create an new, unique version that’s every bit as good as (if not better) than the original. A cover song is what happens when someone wants to use a certain song, but don’t want to pay the amount requested for licensing rights. Instead, they opt to perform a cover version, often by obtaining a mechanical license, which is much cheaper than actually licensing the original. Many companies took advantage of this by releasing compilation albums of hit songs at low prices, which thrifty (and inattentive) consumers would buy thinking they had found all of their favorite songs in one place for a great price. After many had gotten burned by purchasing such albums, they went out of their way to seek out albums that made it clear the original artist’s version was on it. When companies specializing in cover songs realized that people were catching on, they sneakily began the practice of hiring the musicians who made a particular song famous to perform a cover so that they could market their discs as containing songs “as performed by the original artist.” Presumably this was done to get people to think they were purchasing a record (later CDs) featuring the original song and it worked all too well.

The subject of today’s article, the theme from Ghostbusters, has been covered numerous times.
Naturally, most of said cover songs are garbage. Go to Amazon and hear for yourself. As for as I’m concerned, Andrew Gold has done the only good “cover” of the Ghostbusters theme ever. It’s close enough to the original be to enjoyable and different enough to keep Ray Parker Jr.’s lawyers at bay. Today I’m going to let you listen to what just might be the worst two versions of the Ghostbusters theme ever recorded. First up is a version by Drew’s Famous Entertainment (aka Turn Up The Music Inc. and tons other names), uploaded by packratshow:

Terrible, huh? Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, a challenger approaches from the East! This putrid take on the song, as uploaded by Sardius, was created especially for Stepping Selection, a Japan-only Dance Dance Revolution clone for the Playstation 2:

It’s pretty easy to see why that game never made the jump overseas. Which version is the worst? You decide!

Printable Prop Labels

Pick yours...

One of the simplest (and least expensive) homemade haunt props is the spooky bottle or jar. A little glue, a label and something to put inside are all you need to turn an ordinary jar or bottle into a creepy prop. Spooky labels let you add a creepy feel to your Halloween party’s selection of drinks in addition to creating Halloween prop standards like poison, potions, body parts and lab specimens in jars. A shelf filled with such props can create a very impressive display indeed. One can easily make labels using a word processing program, but those tend to look simplistic. That’s why I’ve gathered up a bunch of cool-looking free labels one can simply print out:

Halloween Clip Art – Martha Stewart
Herman Secret’s Album: Potion Labels
Vintage Poison Labels – Spookshows.com
Morties Mortuary Halloween Bottle Label Prop
Wine Label Replacements for Halloween Parties
Other Apothecary Jar Labels – Halloween Forum
Printable Props & Decorations | My Ghoul Friday
Halloween Labels for Bottles (and more) – Instructables
I Make Projects – Making Canned Halloween Monstrosities
Propnomicon: Arkham Sanitarium Pharmacy Labels (and Lovecraftian Pharmacy Labels)

I should note that the My Ghoul Friday and Martha Stewart links also offer other types of printable Halloween decor. Well, that, and how you can find more free labels on Google Books. Google Books also reveals that there was a massive debate about poison label laws back in the day, along with noting how vintage poison labels were often printed in red ink and the origin of the “skull and crossbones” symbol for poison.

As what to put in your bottles and jars, the only limit is your imagination. Coloring water with food coloring often works well. For glowing chemicals, use flat tonic water, water mixed with a highlighter fluid or milk with a black light. If you use milk, be sure to pour it on the night you’ll be displaying your containers, as you don’t want to leave it out a long time and spoil. The Halloween Propmaker’s Handbook by Ken Pitek shows how to make a potion that does neat things when the container holding it is shaken. Using creepylooking growing toys can also work with a variety of themes. You can even sculpt your own creepy items for the jars! Just keep in mind that certain dyes and chemicals might stain the container (or anything placed in them), so plan accordingly. You can even skip water altogether and fill them with various kinds of fake animals, dirt, etc.

Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for the content on or anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of visiting or downloading from any links on those sites (or constructing a project that’s detailed on them). Attempt at your own risk.

The Misfits, “The Devil’s Rain”

 

It’s a good horrorpunk album.

It’s not a Misfits record.

 

Not much needs to be said but I said it anyway. You can read it after the break.

 

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Even More Creepy Cocktails

Everything tastes better in labware.

The Halloween Handbook by Bridie Clark, Ashley Dodd and Janette Beckman has recipes for the following: All Hallow’s Eve Martini, Pumpkin Eater, Halloween Schnapps, Squirmy-Wormies, Body Part Sangria and Mauled Cider.

Those who have read my previous articles on creepy cocktails might remember Girls’ Night by Jaclyn W. Foley for its recipe for Lizard Slime. However, it turns out I had missed another spooky recipe from that book: Little Devil.

If you love candy, but are too old to go Trick-or-Treating, then perhaps the Candy Bar cocktail recipe in Megan Buckley and Sheree Bykofsky’s Sexy City Cocktails will be of interest to you.

Although Cheryl Charming and Susan Bourgoin Knack Bartending Basics lists it as a Thanksgiving drink, I think Hot Apple Pie can also count as a Halloween drink. The book also offers a cocktail called “Ultraviolet,” which calls to mind the numerous black lights that appear in Halloween displays and haunted attractions across the world, and one called “Fortune Teller.” Charming also has a Halloween cocktail called Wicked Witch’s Socks, Dragon’s Breath and S’Mores in The Everything Cocktail Parties and Drinks Book.

Lovecraft fans will undoubtedly be interested in Drinknation.com’s recipes for Cthulhu Rising and a Reanimator.

This vintage Bacardi ad shows how to make a variety of Devil-themed drinks.

Although it’s named for a non-horror movie, I still think recipe for Blood and Sand in A. J. Rathbun Party Drinks! could still work at a Halloween party.

Better Homes & Gardens’ Halloween Tricks and Treats has recipes for Bloody Harry Scary and a Shrunken-Head Martini.

Those seeking a non-alcoholic drink should enjoy a Blood Milkshake and drinkers of all kinds can appreciate Vampire Eye Icecubes, recipes for both of which can be found in Country Living Happy Halloween!

Similarly, Cheryl Perry’s Youth Spirit has recipes for Witch’s Brew and Hot Spiced Apple Drink.

Halloween Treats by Donata Maggipinto and Richard Jung has both adult and kids versions of recipes like Devil’s Breath and Witch’s Kiss.

Finally, The Book of Lists for Teens by Sandra and Harry Choron has a non-alcoholic cocktail called the “Purple People Eater.”

For more drink recipes, check out:

Creepy Cocktails
More Creepy Cocktails (and Ghoulish Goodies)

Please drink responsibly!

Sunday Reading: MIDNIGHT MOVIE by Tobe Hooper & Alan Goldsher

Midnight Movie
By Tobe Hooper and Alan Goldsher
Three Rivers Press
Available now on Amazon in Paperback and Kindle format

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In Midnight Movie, Tobe Hooper and Alan Goldsher have successfully written a grindhouse novel. There is sex, there is violence, and there is unrepentant excessiveness that sometimes goes without explanation, daring you with its middle finger to try to find some rhyme to its reason. It’s a wild read and a definite addition to your library if you enjoy slashers, grinders or the cocksure attitudes of independent art.

Placed in an alternate-set reality, a fictional Tobe Hooper is contacted by a character going by the name Dude McGee about a possible screening of Hooper’s first, unreleased movie: a no-budget feature called Destiny Express. Securing a spot in an Austin dive bar during South By Southwest, Hooper watches his movie (essentially for the first time, since his memory isn’t what it used to be due to a car accident during childhood that both cracked open his skull and killed his best friend) along with a group made up of fans and clueless bystanders. Shortly after, the world turns to hell, death and fire, with all signs pointing back to Destiny Express as being the cause of what might be the end of the world.

The concept is really clever, something akin to The Ring/Ringu, where after witnessing a piece of media, death will befall the viewer. However, instead of being passed from one to another, it takes only one showing of Destiny Express to kill a lot of people. Ergo: Never doubt the power of Tobe Hooper.

Arson, drugs, bombings and zombies infest this world turn to madness by the power of independent cinema. Told from the first person of those who experience and survived the trials, affectionately referred to as ‘The Game,’ the book is framed that it’s the journalistic efforts of the book’s co-author, a fictional Alan Goldsher. There are blog posts, declassified records from the Department of Homeland Security, even Twitter feeds. These clever real-world puzzle-pieces form a believable tale as if it were to actually have happened in 2009.

Though clever they may be, Midnight Movie’s methods would have some greater strength if done in a more-visual medium. Hooper is a movie-man and he has done his best to adapt his movie-mind to the method of print. Now normally, I’m against the idea of turning every book into a movie (we’re at the point that in order to get an original idea made in Hollywood, there needs to be a book, game or poster first.) However, I would think that Hooper, given time and budget, could make a clever piece of cinema. However, since a part of the third act deals with the excruciating hell that is Hollywood, maybe wishing this to be made into a movie is a way to lose Hooper as a friend?

The ‘first person reporter’ situation might draw comparisons to World War Z, along with the use of ‘zombies’ in this book. However, Midnight Movie isn’t a zombie book; in fact, it’s more likely to George Romero’s The Crazies than Night of the Living Dead. I never got the impression that the affected in the book were zombies, but ghouls, victims affected by a plague. There’s a part in the book, specifically the in-book movie of Destiny Express that demonstrates the all-encompassing term of ‘zombie.’ Hooper was clever enough to detail this umbrella-term, especially it’s a young Hooper himself who speaks directly to the audience when he addresses it. You might be attacked by crows or by finches but lord knows, we call them both birds; they might be ghouls, voodoo or disease, but they’re zombies to you and me.

The story contains the gore and terror that is Tobe Hooper’s signature style. An interaction between the book’s main female protagonist and her ex-boyfriend contains Hooper’s prolonging-horror style that it might have been ripped out from Texas Chainsaw Massacre II. It was efficiently in capturing that idea of ‘despite your best efforts, the monsters are going to get you. You might think you’ve outsmarted them but at the last minute, they’ll snatch you up and gobble you down.’ It’s horrifying to watch but fun to read.

The second act tends to drag, since the story shifts slightly away from the cast of dynamic characters established in the first and focuses a lot on the effects Destiny Express has on the world. Hooper/Goldsher established some distinct voices with each of the characters not just in that first act but in the whole book; it’s that the ones I found myself attached to the most were in the first third of the novel. The second? Not so much.

In fact, one of the characters, Dude McGee, invoked some of my strongest reactions to a literary character in a long time. Though his physical appearance is described as “a low-budget Harry Knowles—big and bearded, but without Knowles’s charming sense of self-depreciation”, it’s his personality that makes me loathe him. He is a know-it-all, a slovenly lout whose grating demeanor got me. I actually had to pause my reading so I could skip ahead and find out if anyone was going to stop dealing with his sarcastic, gross tone and finally shoot him in the face. I loved that. That alone makes the book a success where they can make me hate something made out of words and imagination.

I don’t know if McGee was Hooper/Goldsher’s attempt to lampoon horror fans, or the type that seem to occupy Tobe Hooper’s world, but they created a wonderfully vile character.

There were a few other slip-ups, but they weren’t great detriments to the book. Despite showing their prowess in making distinct voices, having two unrelated characters use the same term for a fast-food joint (“Taco Hell”) was a distraction. Some of the excessiveness also worked against the book’s favor. The parts with Andrea Daltrey, whose affects of Destiny Express are more carnal than carnivorous (though there are bits of the latter in her story, as well) could have been slowed down. It seemed like her experience was fast tracked a bit too much that when her fate befalls her, there’s not that emotional connection.  It’s a shame but she was a servant for something greater and sometimes, we don’t get all that we’re due. Or, even worse, we get exactly what we have coming to us.

This is, what I think, the book’s ultimate underlining message. It’s presented in Tobe Hooper’s signature method, drenched in style and a grinning reassurance as the nihilism of life comes to reality. I think Midnight Movie falls perfectly into the Tobe Hooper oeuvre, that life is a tragic circumstance to be experience and endured without any kind of rational explanation at the end. Often, the survivors are left wrecked, traumatized and jaded in sense that those who died are the ones better off. It’s at the end of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, at Poltergeist and it’s certainly at the end of Midnight Movie.

At the end of the book, there’s a brief Q&A with Tobe Hooper, explaining the autobiographical elements of Midnight Movie as well as his relationship with film and print. Hooper spoke about how he found film “limitless. [He] can do anything you can imagine, and because of that, it always is a challenge…” Similarly, there is a limitless appeal to the written word, but just like film, there are challenges. Though he has close to four decades of film experience, this is Tobe Hooper’s first novel, and a novel is a different beast than a film. As a first novel, it’s a successful step that allowed Hooper to test the waters. His voice and his style are adaptable to print. He concludes the Q&A stating he could do another novel. I encourage him to. Though with some cracks and bumps, overall, Midnight Movie is a good novel.  Fans of Tobe Hooper’s films will enjoy this and, even more, fans of horror and the culture around it will find it a chewy piece of reading to gnaw upon.

It’s currently on sale at all your major book retail options, both online and brick and mortar.

 

Grzegorz Domaradzki’s Night of the Living Dead

I’m pleased to share news with you about your next home decoration. We here at GdL16 have received word of this print by artist Grzegorz Domaradzki, brought to you from Kryptonite Prints and Apparel.

Just in time for Halloween, Domaradzki’s rendition of the famed horror classic, Night of the Living Dead, has been silkscreened into a limited run. Though we offer you a preview here, you can see the full image over at Kryptonite Prints and Apparel as well as over at Domaradzki’s official site.

The artwork is exceptional, capturing both the visceral horror as well as the creeping dread of the classic. Domaradzki’s arrangement into the universal symbol of death captivates the primal fear of this landmark piece of cinema.

You can get a colored print, mixed with the vivid colors of Domaradzki’s artwork and Kryptonite Prints and Apparel’s skillful reproduction. Such detail is carefully tended to in each print and that’s vital to the artwork, since there’s also an even more limited run of glow-in-the-dark silver available for purchase.

The color prints will run at 250 prints, while the glow-in-the-dark is limited to 100. Kryptonite Prints and Apparel has offered a generous discount to our readers: 15% off when they use the code ‘GDL16’ at checkout.

(Pssst…we sprung this discount on our Twitter and Facebook feeds an hour early. Follow us there and recommend that your friends both follow/LIKE us as well as reading this site. And go buy a print. Tell Kryptonite that GdL16 sent you and they might extend some future discounts….IN THE FUTURE*…)

*love to Criswell

More Ghoulish Goodies

Put some balls in your mouth this Halloween!

The Google Books preview for Donata Maggipinto and Richard Jung’s Halloween Treats: Recipes and Crafts for the Whole Family has recipes for tasty treats like Ghost-Wiches, Apple Jack-o’-Lanterns, Witch’s Hair and Goblin’s Eyeballs.

There’s nothing like a fresh popcorn ball on Halloween. You can make them yourself using the recipe in Eula Mae’s Cajun Kitchen.

The fine folks at Hershey’s have an online recipe for Monster Cups (among other Halloween goodies).

Country Living Happy Halloween! has several recipes for yummy yuckies like Dirt and Worms, Severed Fingers and Brains!

Spooky Vegan has recipes for Vegan Sugar Cookies and Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies, along with plenty of other recipes.

Halloween Addict has a Jack o’ Lantern Veggie Platter for those seeking healthy Halloween fare.

I have tried and can vouch for this recipe for Colcannon (a traditional Irish Halloween meal). However, you need to really wash the kale well, or else the deliciousness will be ruined by a gritty texture. It may take a lot of time and effort to make, but it is definitely worth it.

For those seeking devilish desserts, Celebrate Halloween by Deborah Heiligman has a recipe for a Spooky Graveyard Cake.

In addition to Halloween S’Mores, Better Homes & Gardens’ Halloween Tricks and Treats also has recipes for Mummy Dogs, Chicken Feed and Web Soup.

Finally, the October 1986 issue of Working Mother offer up a recipe for Witch’s Stew, while Tommy Donbavand’s Boredom Busters tells us how to make Boiled Eyeballs, Dracula’s Dip and Worm Surprise.

For more spooky recipes, check out:

Ghoulish Gourmet
More Creepy Cocktails (and Ghoulish Goodies)

Halloween 2011 Mascot

It’s Friday and things are winding down for the weekend. So here is the Mascot for Halloween 2011: TALLULAH

TALLULAH (all caps)

 

TALLULAH’s color scheme and general attitude makes her the perfect mascot for this Halloween season. If you have any contenders to the throne, post links in the comments or over at our Facebook page.

It Came from Amazon III

Before we begin, I want to make a comment about my last installment in this series. Remember my joking about Jaws in Japan being a lawsuit waiting to happen? Well, it looks like I wasn’t too far off, as clicking the link I gave for it now gives you a retitled version called Psycho Shark. With that out of the way…

Do you like Jenga but hate its lack of the macabre? Then this “Stack the Bones” game is for you!

It’s funny how George Lucas won’t allow an official release of The Star Wars Holiday Special but is fine with a line of toys that fuses various Star Wars characters with classic horror icons. To be fair, Universal did something similar with “monster wrestler” toys.

As if the above monster mash-ups weren’t enough, Japan has a line of toys that combines Hello Kitty with several giant monsters from the Ultraman franchise.

If this bizarre Polish Son of Godzilla poster isn’t to your liking, then perhaps this velvet poster featuring Godzilla and other Toho daikaiju might be more to your liking. You can even color it yourself!

If you don’t like this “Ghoul Show” poster advertizing a triple feature of Grave of the Vampire, Island of the Ghouls and Garden of the Dead, then you have no heart. In case you were wondering, Island of the Ghouls is just a retitled version of Doomwatch.

I love how the back copy for the VHS release of Kung Fu Zombie plays up the horror aspects of this martial arts movie.

Holy crap, there’s actually an Infra-Man hoodie available? While we’re on the subject, Amazon also has a behind-the-scenes publicity shot from that film available.

The features on this promotional CD-ROM sound interesting and all, but I’m baffled by it’s claim of being hosted by Michael Myers. Isn’t being silent part of that character’s gimmick and all?

I have suspicions about this Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot clock. It lacks any information about the show’s US rightsholder and looks like something one could easily assemble by printing out a picture from the show and inserting it into a picture frame clock (at much less than what they’re charging).

Wait, why does the box art from this VHS release of Godzilla vs. Megalon feature Mothra?

Yeah, it’s a “hugger alien” and not a humping alien. Riiiight…

Eldritch Blue: Love & Sex in the Cthulhu Mythos Really?

They’re reprinting the Boris Karloff Tales of Mystery and Dick Briefer’s Frankenstein comic book series? Awesome!

Although it does reflect on elements in the story, the cover art for this adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s “The Terrible Old Man” deserves an award for its awfulness.

Somebody actually made a card game involving the Cthulhu Mythos and cars.

How can you not love the name used for this VHS release of Star Fleet (a retitled and dubbed version of the Japanese series X-Bomber) called “Attack of the Bionic Robot?” I should also note that although the cover art is illustrated, the show itself is a Gerry Anderson-style puppet series rather than a cartoon and how the show inspired Queen guitarist Brain May’s album, Star Fleet Project.

Thanks to Amazon, I know know that there was a Christian Goosebumps knock-off series.

Speaking of books, it seems author Kenneth Hite has devoted himself to making as many Lovecraftian parodies of classic children’s books as possible.

For more Amazon insanity, check out:


It Came From Amazon

It Came From Amazon II

No More Vintage Halloween Insanity?

Since when do ghosts have ear?

Last year, I had high hopes for the 2011 installment of my “Vintage Halloween Insanity” series. Not only had I found a walk-through description of a 1915 haunted attraction, but it was quite possibly the most ludicrously dangerous of the old Halloween articles I had ever found after it seeming like I had run out of material. “The Cave of Death” certainly lived up to its name. Sadly, that was not the case this year. Don’t get me wrong, I did manage to scrape together enough material to form this article, but it doesn’t have quite the same impact as the previous year’s installments. That said, it is still interesting reading.

While browsing through my usual sources for “Vintage Halloween Insanity” fodder, Popular Science and Popular Mechanics, I noticed that most of the Halloweenrelated stuff was rather normal when compared to past years’ entries in the series. Although not technically a Halloween article, this moving ouija board that promotes tuberculosis awareness is plenty weird. Although this 1937 article has a few good Halloween ideas, most of it is filled with stuff that seems more appropriate for April Fools’ Day. Only the collapsing chair and shaking table seem potentially risky, which is quite the comedown from previous years’ entries in this series.

With that resource tapped, I tried looking through the free Google eBooks next. This issue of The Practical Druggist shows that even back in the 1920’s, pharmacies stocked Halloween goodies and built spooky displays in October. The unusual newspaper ad done in a mock play format is amusing, but not up to the usual standard of insanity I’m used to. The National Drug Clerk amps things up with a display that constantly references “the Huns” (despite the article’s comments on using Halloween fun to take kids’ minds off the war) and its suggestion of covering bare light bulbs with blue tissue paper to create interesting lighting effects. Yeah, I’d imagine a fire would definitely be an interesting lighting effect.

The Boy Craftsman mostly focuses on Halloween pranking devices, although the “goblin man” does ramp up the insanity factor. A scarecrow with a tissue paper and cardboard head lit by a candle is dangerous enough as it is, but a scarecrow that one is expected to strap on and walk around in while peeping out of a small hole is just asking for trouble. But the trail went cold after making that discovery.

Atomic Mystery Monster (who showed me the Modern Mechanix article that was featured in the first installment of “Vintage Halloween Insanity) came to the rescue by showing me some other weird articles from that magazine, along with something from a 1915 issue of Boys’ Life that he saw at a forum he frequents. Although “The Great Scout Snout Hunt” is a tale of the intended victim of the infamous snipe hunt prank turning the tables on the would-be pranksters, the spooky pranks he uses form what could be considered as a crude haunted trail. In fact, one of the pranks in the “trail” is somewhat similar to the above-mentioned “goblin man.”

Oddly enough, 1915 can be considered a major year for old school haunted attractions. In addition to the above “prototype haunted trail,” 1915 also marks the year the “Cave of Death” attraction I mentioned at the beginning of this article ran and the Hollycombe Steam Collection actually has a mechanized haunted house which was manufactured that year. Going back even further reveals that homemade haunted houses existed in the 1800’s! Although the exact details about what were featured in them are scant, I’d say decorating using rags and lit candles are a definitely dangerous combination that fits in with the theme of this series. Edgar Allan Poe’s 1842 classic “The Masque of the Red Death” also describes what can be considered an early home haunt:

“The seventh apartment was closely shrouded in black velvet tapestries that hung all over the ceiling and down the walls, falling in heavy folds upon a carpet of the same material and hue. But in this chamber only, the color of the windows failed to correspond with the decorations. The panes here were scarlet — a deep blood color. Now in no one of the seven apartments was there any lamp or candelabrum, amid the profusion of golden ornaments that lay scattered to and fro or depended from the roof. There was no light of any kind emanating from lamp or candle within the suite of chambers. But in the corridors that followed the suite, there stood, opposite to each window, a heavy tripod, bearing a brazier of fire, that projected its rays through the tinted glass and so glaringly illumined the room. And thus were produced a multitude of gaudy and fantastic appearances. But in the western or black chamber the effect of the fire-light that streamed upon the dark hangings through the blood-tinted panes, was ghastly in the extreme, and produced so wild a look upon the countenances of those who entered, that there were few of the company bold enough to set foot within its precincts at all.”

My final bits of haunted house related insanity from days gone by come from some books I read as a child. Although there are no online previews available for Elizabeth Wilkinson’s Making Cents or Shari Lewis’ Spooky Stuff, both are available at extremely low prices. Making Cents suggests creating “Ghoul Drool” by hanging wet yarn from strings of Christmas lights(!) and has a bizarre preoccupation with using cat food in displays while Spooky Stuff suggests having hidden assistants grab at guests’ ankles while lying in doorways along a hall. Although Lewis’ idea might not sound so bad at first glance, going over haunt expert Bertram Bertram’s guest articles on rules and safety at haunted attractions will make it clear why I have included it here. Remember: There’s a reason why most haunted attractions don’t let their performers touch guests…

Getting back to WikiSource, here’s an old (but newer than most of the featured links in this series) promotional Halloween image that seems innocent at first glance. That is, until you notice the swastika on the biker. I imagine the inclusion Lady Godiva is bound to enrage certain parents, too. “Games for Halloween” offers up a wide variety of bizarre suggestions, from making cardboard box Jack O’Lanterns lit by placing over a gas jet, having a person dressed as a ghost with hands covered in wet salt greet guests and playing games involving walking downstairs backwards while holding a candle, melting lead and jumping over a lit candle! Finally, some high quality vintage Halloween insanity!

Both Hallowe’en at Merryvale and The Book of Hallowe’en offer up both informative looks at Halloween traditions from years gone by and unintentionally hilarious images, such as this fortune-telling session that looks disturbingly like a Klan meeting. Meanwhile, the racial stereotyping in “Halloween Failure” is just plain offensive. If I hadn’t already used it in this article, I could have also included a bizarre Halloween postcard about scarecrows wanting to go to heaven as well.

And that, dear reader, makes all that I could find for crazy Halloween stuff from years gone by. I’m afraid all my resources are tapped. That said, there is a question mark in the title for a reason, as I will still keep an eye out for more material in the hopes that I can do more installments in the series. Failing that, I hope this farewell of sorts and the previous entries in the series are enough to satisfy you:

Vintage Halloween Insanity
More Vintage Halloween Insanity
Still More Vintage Halloween Insanity
Modern Halloween…Sanity?

Strange Trip: About Town

My plans have deviated. Instead of having a snarky, stream of consciousness review of Critters 2 up today, I’ve decided to take a short trip of my own. I’ve moved recently, leaving Crown Street Cemetery and the rest of New Haven behind. I’m currently situated in Northern Brooklyn until I find a permanent arrangement.

Halloween, from what I’m told, is insane in this part of the world. Unless the Witches In Bikinis are having a float this year, I’m going to follow the advice and avoid the parade in Manhattan (due to traffic and tourism, which I am still of the latter until I get my own billing address.)

A local tattoo parlor has gotten into the spirit.

 

 

This isn’t the part of the boroughs known for kids and families. I’ll have to travel south for that. However, the lack of kids hasn’t stopped some from getting into it. Seeing the three pumpkins below reminded me the news that due to the constant rains and bad weather of the summer, the Harvest this year is going to be a paltry one. Smaller and more expensive pumpkins. Shame.

One place has gone all out, already.

Though not for Halloween, I did find a car that was oddly appropriate for the season.

I think I’m going to enjoy this town.

 

 

Halloween Greetings

We’ve all heard the jokes about the perceived uselessness of Halloween cards, but the truth is they have their uses. Judging from the Google Books preview for Diane C. Arkins’ Halloween Merrymaking, they seem to have developed from the market for Halloween party invitations. Nowadays, they also seem to act as the October version of blank “Just Because” cards. I actually got a Halloween card on Halloween once. You see, a buddy and I used to visit haunted attractions every October (my first three haunt reviews are the result of that tradition) until he had to move to a larger house when he started a family. The year he moved, well, I think you can guess what he sent me that October.

Seeing as how the US Postal Service could use a boost in income, I thought I’d share a bunch of free cards with you. Why are they free? Well, they were made before 1923 and as I noted in Spirit Rapppings, any American work published before January 1, 1923 is in the US public domain (with the possible exception of sound recordings). They can be either be used as standard greeting cards or be simply printed out and glued onto cardboard to use as postcards. So whether you want to use them as invites for your spooky shindigs or surprise a friend this month, feel free to print ’em out:

I don't even know what I am!

You can find a larger version of the above card over at Wikipedia (albeit with a border you’ll need to crop out).

If her shadow is any indication, that guy in the mirror is in trouble...

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Again with the mirror!


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Wait, WHAT?

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In case you’re wondering about all the focus on mirrors in those cards, it’s a reference to a now defunct Halloween tradition. It was once believed that if a woman stood in front of a mirror at midnight and brushed her hair three times, the face of her future husband would appear over her shoulder if she was going to get married that year. This was only one of many ridiculous ways one was supposedly able to tell their marital future on Halloween.

If those cards aren’t enough for you, then RavensBlight.com has you covered. Granted, they’re not in the public domain, but you can still send ’em to friends. Ravensblight has both a pop-up card and a selection of standard greeting cards, both with envelopes. It’s also possible to alter the Necronomicon book covers and notebooks into greeting cards.

Although we think our information is solid, at the end of the day we have to admit that we’re not lawyers. Our musings are worth exactly what you paid for. We’re just sharing this since this is interesting and those seeking to benefit from allegedly public domain works should consult at least one lawyer before doing so. Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of visiting any of the links in this article or using the material noted here. Attempt at your own discretion.

Stuff your Face on Halloween

As we continue our Halloween Countdown, this is a reminder to join us on Facebook. We usually post and interact with our fans/friends there (if you have any comments about the articles we post, or suggestions for what next we need to do.)

You can follow Gravedigger’s Local 16 over at http://www.facebook.com/gravediggerslocal

Meanwhile, the page for our podcast, 6’+, is hosting a Covers Countdown with its Video o’the Day.  Every day in October, a new video of a band going in costume will be posted.

One of the first videos posted was the one below: The Cramps doing a version of the James Whitcomb Riley song “Shortnin’ Bread.” (note: the audio is low on the video. Make sure to turn it up.)  You can find this and all the others over at http://www.facebook.com/6ftplus

 

Of Quasi-Men and Vinyl

If you’ve ever listened to a lo-fi band or musician, it’s the lesser quality that adds to the music’s charm. There’s something endearing about feedback or fuzz, something that is lost when the music is smoothed out, de-loused and returned from the dry-cleaners.

However, CDs don’t suck.

Personally, I prefer digital music. I like CDs because they’re easier to bring home after a show. I also like mp3s that are encoded at a proper bitrate. I like having fifty available albums in my coat pocket. But I can see why people like Vinyl. I understand when someone says that a vinyl release “sounds better,” or “sounds warmer” than digital. The positives of vinyl that people extol are actually the medium’s flaws, how the warm sound is the inferior sound quality.

Records don’t suck. In fact, there’s something ceremonial to playing a record, to having a physical presence of music. It takes a greater amount of consciousness to play a record (not that much than throwing a CD into a player, granted.) The whole act of playing vinyl also anchors you, since turntables aren’t known for their mobility. It also is a communal process, unless you happen to have a pair of headphones. However, I can picture a room full of people listening to their own mp3 players in dead silence. I can’t see the same with individual record players, both for logistic and logical reasons.

I get how vinyl is more appropriate for Lo Fi artists. I also am glad that I have The Creeping Horror of The Quasi-Men cd because damn, is it a great collection of music.

The Quasi-Men came into my consciousness when I bought the two demos off of Max Reverb after a Crimson Ghosts show at 4th Street in Troy, New York. Both demos— ‘Cemetery Girl’ and ‘I Wanna Knock Up Elvira’ —make their way onto this album, both a debut album and a retrospective collection. The Quasi-Men are currently in a state of undeath, coming back to life when the planets and elements are aligned (i.e. when the three members are in the same place at the same time. Max has gone down to Florida to start up the band Gigi and the Cretins, another one you should check out.)

The Quasi-Men is horror punk at its finest. The Devil lives in suburbia and the Quasi-Men use his garage as practice space. Songs like “Message from Space,” “Possess Me” and “Werewolves Hate You” are the nitty-gritty of all things scary and spooky. This is reverb-surf-horror. This is groovy and gory.

 

If you can track down the every growingly rare supply of this CD, buy it.

It Came From Wikipedia IV

When preparing the series Night Gallery for syndication, the powers that be decided to merge the short-lived series The Sixth Sense into it in order to pad out the number of episodes. They even went as far as to shoot new scenes with Rod Serling to help with the illusion that these were merely more episodes of Night Gallery!

There is an opera version of The Fly. No, seriously.

Not only is Robert Bloch the man who wrote Psycho, but he also created the Cthulhu mythos tomes De Vermis Mysteriis and Cultes des Goules, in addition to the popular depiction of the Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath (although it was originally referred to as a Shoggoth in his story). Bloch is also the inspiration for “Robert Blake” in Lovecraft’s “The Haunter of the Dark.”

Boris Karloff’s 1944 film The Climax was originally intended to be a sequel to The Phantom of the Opera. In fact, the sets from that film were reused in it!

Do you love the theme from the Tales from the Crypt TV series? If so, you should be very interested to learn that it was given lyrics for the radio version of the show. You can read said lyrics here.

Back when a sequel to The Exorcist was first being planned, the original idea was for a priest to investigate the events from the first movie in order to use alternate versions of scenes from the original. That’s right, they were planning on foisting a Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2-style clip show movie on the general public!

Someone actually made a list of all the monsters in The Asylum’s films, mockbuster and otherwise.

Gimmick master William Castle originally wanted to have seatbelts installed in theaters showing I Saw What You Did for those who might get “scared out of their seats.” Although it was mentioned in a trailer for the film, the gimmick was ultimately abandoned.

The Mexican horror film The Curse of the Doll People is based on the Abraham Merrit novel Burn Witch Burn! You might remember Merrit as the author of the story that inspired Killdozer.

Have you ever wondered about the differences between the various versions of Romero’s Dawn of the Dead? Then you should find this list very handy.

The writings of H.P. Lovecraft have inspired many a video game, including a Japan-only pinball video game.

The Indian film Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi (English translation: “Player of Players”) features an appearance by the Undertaker, as played by Brain Lee (better known to wrestling fans as the “Underfaker”).

The War of the Worlds: Next Century is a truly bizarre Polish take on the H.G. Wells classic (and features NSFW poster art).

The death of Edgar Allan Poe is far more interesting and mysterious than one might think. Speaking of death and Poe, you should definitely read this article on the legendary “Poe Toaster.”

The Necronomicon prop from the Evil Dead series has a brief appearance in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. Similarly, a Xenomorph skull can be seen in Predator 2.

If you’re new to the “It Came From Wikipedia” series, please check out:

It Came From Wikipedia
It Came From Wikipedia II
It Came From Wikipedia III

Kepi Ghoulie, AMERICAN GOTHIC and HANGIN’ OUT

Kepi Ghoulie,
American Gothic and Hangin’ Out

It’s perverse how a divorce can become a footnote on a Wikipedia entry; even worse when it becomes evident that it was the catalyst for a punk band’s break-up.

In 2008, one year after the Groovie Ghoulies disbanded, Kepi Ghoulie released two albums that established himself as a solo artist. Having dabbled with a single release with the 2001 Yes Depression EP, Kepi’s transition into a solo artist wasn’t totally unfounded. When American Gothic and Hangin’ Out were put out by Asian Man records, it seemed like the logical next step for him.

Of the two, American Gothic has the more acoustic music, as if Kepi were to take his guitar and pull a guerilla act, you might find him doing “This Friend Of Mine” and “Full Serve” at some sunny corner of your town.

However, American Gothic is the heavier of the two in terms of songwriting. It’s easy to read into songs like “Tornado Love,” “Running on Empty” as connected to the break-up from long-time beau and Groovie Ghoulies bandmate, Roach.

While on Hangin’ Out, the sound is the pop-punk that Kepi is known for. “Supermodel” and “Twelve Hour Town” are two-fists of power-pop-punk punching down all partitions. It is pretty rad. “Love On Demand” is probably what the Ramones would have written if they were still around today, and there’s a really great cover of the Cramps “The Natives Are Restless.”

The album is not completely void of the emotional weight of American Gothic. The opening track, “Hey Kepi Let’s Go,” can be interpreted as his friends getting Kepi out of his house and the next song, “My Life Is Starting Over Again,” sums it up in the title. The lyrics of “Red Bat” deals with the situation of leaving a pet with someone else, understanding that though the separation sucks, it’s for the best.

With similar concept art and both albums featuring versions of “Stormy Weather” and “Sleepy Hollow,” American Gothic and Hangin’ Out are essentially the two sides of the same coin. It was spent wisely, He continues to play with band and he released Life Sentence in 2009.

For your Halloween season, you might want to pick up Hangin’ Out for more conventional celebrations. But, when the party is over and the November where you live is colder than usual, definitely put on American Gothic.

 

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