12/31/11

Music to Game By

Although Free RPG Day has long since come and gone, I have still decided to revisit the use of music in gaming sessions. Since I last discussed the subject, I have found that the amount of RPG tie-in music is much larger than previously thought. Some soundtrack albums seem to be inspired by games rather than intended for gaming use, while others are definitely meant for use during play. There’s also music designed without any particular role-playing game in mind. I even found a case where the RPG scenario and soundtrack were never released, a case where the planned RPG was never released, but the soundtrack was and a case where an RPG adventure was written around a preexisting CD!

In the past, I have reviewed numerous spooky music CDs under the banner “Music to Haunt By.” While my reviews focused on their use in haunted houses and Halloween displays, the albums they covered could also be used during RPG sessions. With that in mind, I am linking back to those articles here, in addition to making game-related suggestions and observations. Of course, your mileage may vary.

Midnight Syndicate – This group is a natural first for the list, given that they recorded the official Dungeons & Dragons soundtrack. The first of the albums reviewed in that link, The 13th Hour, is a collection of soundscapes and atmospheric music perfect for an adventure set in a haunted mansion in just about any roleplaying system (with the track “Return of the Ancient Ones” also allowing use with The Call of Cthulhu and other such RPGs). In fact, I would recommend playing the first two tracks prior to even letting players role-play setting foot in the house. Some purists might avoid using “Hand in Hand Again,” a track made using a real song from 1919, for games set before then, but I doubt most players will know or care (unless you’re playing such an adventure in a Dungeons & Dragons-type setting). Does your adventure have a haunted nursery, kid’s room or playroom? Then “Footsteps in the Dust” has you covered.

Continue reading

12/30/11

The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver

I'm (Not) With Busey

It seemed like an ordinary night at the Scientific Research Institute of Homicidal Baked Goods. Well, except for how FBI agent Clarissa Darling visited to try questioning the Gingerdead Man, who is freed when confused animal rights activists arrive under the mistaken assumption they’re animal test subjects. While making his escape, the Gingerdead Man stumbles across a time machine and winds up getting stuck in 1976. When the edible evil one stalks a roller boogie rink, only one person can stop him: the rink owner’s telekinetic niece Cherry. And it only gets weirder from there…

The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver (originally promoted as Gingerdead Man 3: Roller Boogieman) is an oddball comedy that features one of the most bizarre endings I’ve ever seen. As you’ve no doubt deduced from my brief synopsis, large chunks of the film are parodies of either Silence of the Lambs and Carrie (depending on the scene), with one segment referencing the shower scene from Porky’s. Sometimes they play out almost exactly like the original (save for a few comedic alterations) and other times offer a much broader parody of the original events. Although I didn’t laugh at everything, the inmates at the Scientific Research Institute of Homicidal Baked Goods are a hoot, as are the threesome scene and how the Ginderdead Man talks like Hannibal Lecter whenever he’s in the presence of Clarissa Darling. The Gingerdead Man is probably the only Full Moon creation whose cheesy puppet effects actually work in favor of the movie’s overall feel. Also adding to the humor is John Carl Buechler’s voicing of the titular character, replacing John Vulich from the previous film (who in turn replaced Gary Busey). I should also note that one scene from the film features winners of a Full Moon contest, not unlike a certain promotion Full Moon offered a few years back.

In addition to the beautiful widescreen transfer, the Pre-Release Fan Edition also includes a nice little selection of trailers for films like Killjoy 3, Puppet Master: Axis of Evil, Evil Bong II: King Bong, The Gingerdead Man 2, Dangerous Worry Dolls and The Gingerdead Man 3. All of which are widescreen and great quality, as one would expect given their (fairly) recently made nature. I should note that the and trailers are the exact same ones from the Killjoy 3 and Puppet Master DVDs. Sadly, there is no “Play All” option. Although there are chapter stops, there’s no chapter selection menu! Full Moon seriously needs to knock off this “streamlining” stuff. NOW.

I have to admit, that little psychopathic pastry grew on me and I can easily say that it’s worth a rental if you’re in the right mood. I’m hoping to check out the rest of the series sometime, especially the previous film in the series. Why? Because it has the Gingerdead Man wreaking havoc at a thinly-disguised parody of Full Moon Features!

Special thanks to Full Moon Features for the review copy!

12/30/11

6′+ Episode 20 is up!

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“Bonus Episode! We say good-bye to 2011 with a bookend counterpart to the show we did back in June. We put the spotlight on some of the music that came out in the tail end of the year. Should auld acquaintances be forgot….

Featuring music from Kepi Ghoulie, The Dead Beats, The Moans, Swamp Angel and more.”

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes. We’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

12/30/11

2011: End of the Year – The Remake…

 
 
 
 
 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. Since we’re a bettter-than-shitty horror blog, here are FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 

 


Kepi Ghoulie, I Bleed Rock and Roll
Foundation rock and roll that can support you and stand up against the flood of fuzz and reverb that emits from your speakers after you put this in and press PLAY.

 

 


Alice Cooper, Welcome 2 My Nightmare
If only you knew the number of times that the one they have christened Alice Cooper has been killed and resurrected, you wouldn’t go about living like the way you do.

 

 


The Misfits, The Devil’s Rain
“Is it or is it not The Misfits,” was asked and no one could offer a good-enough answer, leaving them to skitter about the darkened hall until a light was found.

 

 


Midnight Syndicate, Carnival Arcane
If you ever need to know how to take the mood of a backwoods circus, to capture the smells, the joy and the dread, and record it down, here you go.

 

 


Hank Williams III, Hellbilly Joker
This long and often bootlegged album saw an official release this year, cementing a line of country western royalty to the psycho outlaw scene in a baptism of fire and whiskey.

 

 


Nick 13, Nick 13
Reaching out on a solo project, the Tiger Army frontman produced a time machine record, transporting you back to honky tonks and roadside watering holes where music like this was played.

 

 


Blitzkid, Apparitional
Horror punk triple threat returns with six fists pounding directly upon your unprepared cerebellum, leaving you quivering, babbling and devastated in the smoking crater of what used to be your bedroom.

 

 


Vagora, Nurture
In addition to their sophomore release, the additional EP the band put out proves that you can never have too much, unless your greed has deviated far into borderline sociopathic kleptomania.

 

 


Nox Arcana, The Dark Tower
Those devilish master of the macabre and atmosphere contribute another step towards the swirling miasmic ink of despotic night that will swallow the sun and plunge us all into celebratory darkness.

 

 


Various, Hymns From The House of Horror Vol.2
Second edition of this Rue Morgue compilation series collects songs from surf, psychobilly and all types of horror rock, evident in its selection range that includes Calabrese, GWAR and The Brains.

 

 

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

12/29/11

2011: End of the Year – THE NEW BREED

 
 
 
 
 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. Since we’re a bettter-than-shitty horror blog, here are FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 


Go!Tsunami, New Wave Order
If this megaton music from the surf powerhouse is what everyone hears while drowning, then there really is no sensible reason to wait thirty minutes after eating before we go swimming.

 

 


Messer Chups, Bermuda 66
The latest release from this Russian duo prompted archeology researchers to locate their American counterparts, only to discover too late that Bermuda 66 did indeed prove the band’s ancient extraterrestrial origin.

 

 


The Coffin Daggers, Monsters From The Id
The second full-length from the surf maestros provides that nothing is scarier than the contents of the human brain, so listen to this in order to drive you completely, blissfully mad.

 

 


The Vivisectors, Happy Halloween
Clinical studies conducted on this holiday release from the Russian instrumentalists have revealed that it has been known to give individuals, among other things, fatal vivid nightmares after a single listening.

 

 


The Mullet Monter Mafia, Dogs Of The Seas
Branded a heretic, he was unrepentant, crying out “The Cradle of Civilization is Brazil!” right before being put to death, knowing that this record would come along to prove him right.

 

 


Los Plantronics, Voodoo Soup
You don’t want to know the secret ingredient, even though the mix is compelling and the taste will leave you obsessed and questioning how you ever got along without it before.

 

 


Duane Eddy, Road Trip
This year held a homecoming for one of the old masters, returning to the masses to rise above and show the devout and the uninitiated just exactly how it is done.

 

 


The Razorblades, Gimmie Some Noise!
An attempt to conduct a demolition derby/off road buggy race/beach barbeque like a symphonic orchestra took place this year, leaving multiple wounded, no reported casualties and one magnificent soundtrack.

 

 


The TomorrowMen, It’s About Time
This record was sent back in time with the intention of arriving to save us all from our own devices and whether or not it was successful remains to be seen.

 

 


The Shockwave, Death Race
The conundrum was discovered shortly after it was started, leaving the initial participants facing their doom as the message broadcasted reported “The faster you go, the more you can’t avoid it.”

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

12/28/11

2011: End of the Year – IN 3-D

 
 
 
 
 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. Since we’re a bettter-than-shitty horror blog, here are FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 

 


Voodoo Zombie, Santa Muerte
It’s always smart to go out on a high note, as the lead singer would depart after this band after it releases one of the best psychobilly albums of the year.

 

 


Nekromantix, What Happens In Hell, Stays In Hell
Despite their best efforts and all the money they wound up spending, they couldn’t kill this iconic psychobilly band, leaving the ensuing masses to fear their subsequent but deserved wrath.

 

 


Rezurex, Dance of the Dead
I thought I knew her—like really knew her, through and through—but after I found her listening to this collection of well-composed psychobilly melodies, she’s like a completely different person.

 

 


Vince Ray and the Boneshakers, The Sound Effects of Sex and Horror
In that dimension where Elvis never died, this album has been playing nonstop in his Cadillac’s stereo for the last three weeks, his rhinestoned fingers tapping along on the steering wheel.

 

 


Bonsai Kitten, Done With Hell
If you’ve ever been roundhouse kicked in the brain by a flaming, steel toed, leather boot worn by the object of your soul’s desire, you know what this album sounds like.

 

 


Johnny Nightmare, Kicking Satan Out Of Hell
It’s an admirable goal to dethrone the king of all liars, and if they are as motivated as they sound with this album, it’s plausible that they will be incredibly successful.

 

 


Kitty In A Casket, Back To Thrill
Down that darkened alley, the only light seen is from a dive bar, seemingly unreal because of its unearthly clientele drinking fire and the music of this album playing from below.

 

 


The Limit Club, This is Cutthroat Business
Frenzied and whirling like a Sonoran Desert Devil, this trio of wild men soothsayers offers to reveal the secrets of life, lords and the universe, but only for a specific price.

 

 


Alucard, Vamp City Rockers
Found drained of all worthless limitations like shame and doubt, the body picked a fight with the coroner, concluding the person had listened to this album before the time of death.

 

 


Labretta Suede and the Motel 6, Dirty and Dumb
When science finally distills those exact amino acids that produce things like “excitement,” “joy” and “fear” inside your lizard brain, they’ll find the chemical make-up looks exactly like this album’s cover.

 

 

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

 

12/27/11

2011: End of the Year – PART 2

 

 

 

 

 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, BEST OF lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. This isn’t a BEST of List, but just part of a collection of FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 


The Moans, The Three Amigores
This debut release from the Sacramento trio Frankensteins horror and pop punk together, sort of like stitching screeching weasels to the face of Glen Danzig but with much better sounding results.

 

 


Southern Culture On The Skids, Zombified
Coming back from the dead, this re-release of a long out-of-print EP comes back to life with four extra tracks and an insatiable hunger for blood, brains and bile.

 

 


The Deadbeats, The Day of the Deadbeats
After failing to make this illegal, government forces have been reluctant to wash their hands of the oncoming rabid madness that will sweep the world once it inevitably discovers this band.

 

 


Kill, Baby…Kill, Sometimes They Come Back
Why they grow them so weird and bizarre in Huntsville stumped even the greatest philosopher, who ended up carving arcane symbols in the walls while this EP was playing on repeat.

 

 


The Phantomatics, She Left Her Brain At The Drive-In
Excellent classic surf rock that will lead to you question the era you are in, leaving you completely disillusioned about all the lies and half-truths you have been bred to believe.

 

 


The Night Shift, Devils In the Sea and God In London
Don’t make the mistake of letting the terms “Self released” and “free” prevent you from listening, since they don’t diminish the quality of this incredible EP from the horror punk hurricane.

 

 


Spookhand, Keep Out!
The first of three official releases from the band this year captures the fury and fear of this mad science punk rock in ways to make you afraid of the dark.

 

 


Darrow Chemical Company, A Nightmare on Seventh Avenue
From the shed skin of Mister Monster, the new invocation rises in a miasma of melodic punk with an acid laced tongue that laces around your brain and melts it away.

 

 


The Screamin’ Rebel Angels, Pounce Like A Tiger
Being bad never sounded so good as this rock release combine sultry hooks and Dead Man’s Curves in a rockabilly roots rock package trimmed with a little sex, a little violence.

 

 


The Evil Streaks, Go-Go To Hell
Sinister sounds of the latest Necro Tone Family outing melds together the ingredients to make a wicked brew of garage rock, demented surf and Americana rooted evil to a sonic success.

 

 

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

12/26/11

Killwanzaa

As many faithful readers know, much effort has been put into finding a way to do a horror-related Kwanzaa article with little results. Why? Well, we here at Gravedigger’s Local 16 try to be all inclusive and more importantly, one does not come up with an awesome name like “Killwanzaa” and not use it.

That all changed when news of a horrific “Kwanzaa cake” recipe demonstrated by Sandra Lee caught our attention. Searching for the subject online immediately led us to a video posted by rockyhorrorsue:

As you may expect from the above introduction, the response to this creation was far from positive. So much outcry over the recipe was generated that the creator of it sheepishly confessed! If you’re adventurous enough to try making the recipe, feel free to let us know how it went.

Happy Kwanzaa!

12/26/11

2011: End of the Year

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Year 2011 brought us a wide collection of great music from many genres of horror music. It would be pretentious of us here at GdL16 to think that we could pick THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011. And as science has proved, BEST OF lists are for suckers and shitty music blogs. This isn’t a BEST of List, but just part of a collection of FIFTY RELEASES OF 2011 for you to check out. These are in no particular order of importance. Each of them deserves your attention as much as the other. To make it a challenge, we’ll sum up the album in 31 (20+11=31) words.

 

 


The Pine Box Boys, Tales From The Emancipated Head
An incredible release from the bloodgrass group that is less ‘concept’ album, more ‘album of evil, devious concepts’ that should appeal to fans of western, twang, roots rock and evil music.

 


The Slow Poisoner, Lost Hills
One man spins a yarn about the rise and fall of his soul amidst the titular Lost Hills in melodic tunes that might lead you astray if you weren’t already doomed.

 

 


Deabolt, Buy A Gun, Get A Free Guitar
A reinventing of the band after the departure of a founding member, this album reworks the previous release, reminding us why they earned the title of “scariest band in the world.”

 

 


Forbidden Dimension, The Golden Age of Lasers
This here is pure hard horror rock that offers up fourteen ways to exorcise that inherent wickedness born into your bones in methods what has you properly rocking the fuck out.

 

 


The VooDuo, The Rock And Roll Creatures That Died And Became Incredibly Mixed Up Zombies
Since you’re going to need something to listen to while everything you ever knew and loved burns to cinders and crashes down around your foolish head, here is an ideal suggestion.

 

 


Swamp Angel, Rule .303
A rebirth in blood and twang of a former Deadbolt member, whose surf and spooky sound establishes the distinctive voice howling among the wind in the cold of a cloudless night.

 

 


Zombie!, The Infection
ZOMBIE!, a multi-media entity known for art and merchandise, finally releases its full length assault on the general public, leaving a growing number of shambling, groaning casualties in the wake.

 

 


Bad Whoremoans, Say What Again
Reissues and remastered, this recently resurrected, largely unseen, second album from Bad Whoremoans is the well needed and long deserved shotgun blast in the stagnant, zombified brain of rock and roll.

 

 


The Dagons, Upon the Dull Earth
Dreamy rock blends reverb and absinthe, capturing the Lovecraft ethos without a single mention of a Great Old One, proving that the spirit is alive even if the body is dead.

 

 


Ursula 1000, Mondo Beyondo
The alter-ego of Alex Gimeono summons another collection of spooky miasma whose voodoo gets your hair to turn green, your blood to taste like bourbon and your skull to nod along.

 

 

If we’ve missed out on your favorite album, you have 31 words to sum it up in the comments. Who knows? Maybe we’ll pick the best one out and send you something.

 

12/25/11

A Mythos Carol

Seeing as how I celebrated Christmas with a Youtube video featuring a Lovecraftian Christmas carol by the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society last year, I thought it would be fun to do it again this year. This year’s selection is a fan-made music video made by GodfreyTemple,: which was apparently approved by the HPLHS:

For more information about the song, be sure to check out its Wikipedia entry!

Merry Christmas!

12/24/11

Spine Chillers

Didn't I see that mask in a "Costume Crazyness" article?

Back when I wrote “Christma(dnes)s” in 2010, I used a quote from the packaging of Spine Chillers to show that ghost stories are a Christmas tradition in England. In fact, here’s the quote:

“Five exciting dramatizations of classic ghost stories, introduced by Derek Jacobi as the voice of M. R. James. Widely acknowledged as a master of the supernatural, James penned many of his classic ghost stories to be read aloud to friends, by candlelight, in his study on Christmas Eve. These five adaptations, originally broadcast on BBC Radio, perfectly capture the mood of nerve-jangling suspense that would surely have been present during those readings. With powerfully chilling music and sound effects, these rich, riveting dramatizations make for irresistible listening.”

Spine Chillers carries on James’ readings by having Sir Derek Jacobi (best known to sci-fi fans for his work in the modern Dr. Who series) portray M.R. James, who introduces each of the five audio drama adaptations of his stories as if the listener is a visitor to his study.

Things start off with “Oh, Whistle, And I’ll Come To You, My Lad,” wherein a man unwittingly summons a ghost after blowing an ancient whistle he found while on vacation. In “The Tractate Middoth,” the titular book is the object of a two interested parties, one a librarian and a woman from a down-on-its-luck family and the other a scheming old man. But what of the woman’s deceased uncle, who had himself buried in a special underground chamber after he died? “Lost Hearts” deals with the story of why a man does not drink port wine near the holidays, due to a horrific series of events at the house of his previously unknown cousin. Dark forces are unleashed by a well-meaning couple when the demolish an old summer home to build “The Rose Garden.” Finally, “Number 13″ has one Dr. Anderson becoming slowly obsessed with both the story of alleged sorcerer Nicholas Franken (who vanished in 1716) and the disappearing and reappearing room #13 at the hotel he’s staying at.

While extremely popular in his native England, his works aren’t appreciated nearly as much as they should be. His tales inspired both Curse of the Demon and the works of H.P. Lovecraft. Not taking place in one set continuity, his works a free to explore multiple interpretations of ghosts. Some have them appear more as revenants while others feature beings that, save for a few differences, resemble traditional specters. One things I find particularly interesting in “Oh, Whistle, And I’ll Come To You, My Lad” (yeah, that story again) is how the ghostly robed figure in it is summoned by a whistle found at the ruins of a Templar preceptory and is blind, forcing it to seek its prey by sound alone. Is this merely a coincidence or was this story the inspiration for the “Blind Dead” series? Now that I think about it, the audio version adds even more features that call Amando de Ossorio’s creations to mind…

All the performances in Spine Chillers are top-notch, and both the spooky introduction and Jacobi set the tone well. I was especially impressed with his portrayal of M.R. James, whose effective voice is spooky yet amiable. Having compared the audio drama versions to the original stories, I can safely say changes have been made. Some are fairly minor, such as the addition of the protagonist recounting the events of “Lost Hearts” to his wife years after the events, and others are fairly major, like the endings of “Oh, Whistle, And I’ll Come To You, My Lad” and “Number 13.” Speaking of which, endings are rather sudden for the most part, which is fairly annoying considering the relative shortness of each episode. In fact, I found that the original written ending of “Oh, Whistle, And I’ll Come To You, My Lad” was much more satisfying than the one used for the audio version. Overall, though, I did enjoy Spine Chillers and recommend it to anyone who wants an introduction to James’s work but does not have the time to actually read a collection of his stories. That said, listeners who tend to assume adaptations are exactly like the original stories and never seek out the originals are advised to seek out this audio book featuring many of his stories (including the ones mentioned above), all read by Derek Jacobi. Having been aired in December 2007 on Radio 4, the liner notes are much shorter than the ones included with other AudioGo titles I have reviewed. That said, they are still a highly informative and very interesting read.

Special thanks to AudioGo LTD for the review copy!

12/23/11

6′+ Episode 19 is Up!

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“Happy Holidays. Though the voice isn’t as crisp like new-fallen snow, the music is the gift discovered in the crinkly wrapping paper. Be you naughty or nice, we have music for you – featuring The Surfites, Los Straitjackets, Rocket From The Crypt, The Dagon Tabernacle, Fraser Purdie and more.

No matter what you celebrate or who you celebrate with, may your days during the start of the winter season be what you want them to be.”

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes. We’re also on Facebook and Twitter.

12/20/11

Stone Golem

Chanukkah started today after the sun set and what better way to celebrate the Festival of Lights on a horror website than by looking at the legendary Jewish monster the golem? As Weird Jon’s planned article on the subject was put on hold due to time constraints, I thought I’d step in to celebrate with a video of a homemade golem costume made for a LARP session:

Happy Chanukkah!

12/14/11

More Christma(dnes)s

We're snoopervising!

In the spirit of last year’s “Christma(dnes)s,” I thought I would share another collection of both weird and wonderful Christmas-related links:

The Abominable N. Oremac got me into the Christmas spirit by sending me a link to an article about a Christmas tree in Japan that’s shaped like Godzilla and sprays smoke from “its” mouth. Similarly, here are some kaiju Christmas cards and Japanese superhero-themed Christmas trees that I dug up.

Are you a horror writer? If so, why not join “Toys For Tots Horror Style?” Not only will you be helping a good cause, but you’ll also have a chance to win a great collection of horror fiction.

GdL16 musical favorites Nox Arcana have a great holiday deal on their website: You can save 10% off the entire Nox Arcana CD Collection! But get those orders in quickly, as the sale ends on Dec 25th.

Those who loved my past articles about spooky drinks are sure to appreciate festive drinks like “Mr. Grinch Juice” and “The Grinch’s Sour Caramel Apple Pie.”

Known for both Spawn and high-quality horror movie action figures, McFarlene Toys has released horror-influenced versions of Christmas icons like Jack Frost, a snowman, elves, reindeer, Santa and two NSFW versions of Mrs. Claus. As if that wasn’t enough, they also released a Christmas-themed Spawn action figure! Personally, I prefer the Bumble from Rankin-Bass’ Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer, but to each their own.

Continue reading

12/13/11

Where’s Tuesday uEtsy?

We’re afraid to announce that, like last week, there will be no Tuesday uEtsy this week or for the rest of the month. Don’t fret, it’ll be back in 2012 and we’ll repost some updated articles every Tuesday on our Facebook page to fill the void!

12/12/11

6′+ Episode 18 is Up!

To quote the description given at the new listing:

“We’re back! Did you miss us? We pay tribute to a rich tradition in the genre of horror – the horror host! From Zacherely to Ghoulardi, Vampira to Shock Theater. This episode celebrates the characters who helped us watch scary (and sometimes, horrible) movies. Featuring music from Duane Eddy, The Creeping Cruds, Zachereley, Monster Trux, Ghoultown and more.”

You can find all episodes of 6′+ over at the official site as well as on iTunes. We’re also on Facebook and Twitter.