A Black History Horror First

Rather than doing my usual profile of an African-American who made some kind of contribution to horror cinema, I thought I’d do something a little different this year. Instead, I’m going to highlight the (alleged) first-ever collection of short horror fiction by African-American authors.

First published in 2004, Dark Dreams: A Collection of Horror and Suspense by Black Writers, is an anthology of 20 tales of terror edited by Brandon Massey. From classic horror staples like ghosts and vampires to lesser known creatures of the night, “Dark Dreams” has them all. Interested parties can find previews of selected stories here. I particularly liked Steven Barnes and Tananarive Due’s “Danger Word,” a tale of survival in a zombie-infested world. In my opinion, the rich characterization and interesting twists would’ve made for a perfect episode of Masters of Horror. I’ll definitely have to dig up a copy of this sometime (as should you).

Watching Necropolis

[The following occurred a few days ago, after the writer decided to search the “Impact” OnDemand folder for newly posted horror movies. WARNING: Minor Spoilers]

AMM: Hhmm…Necropolis sounds interesting.

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H.P. Brickcraft

Thanks to many childhood experiences of making original characters (and monsters) with Legos, I have a great appreciation for people who figure out creative ways to make things with those nifty little plastic bricks. So you can imagine my reaction to EvilJester1214’s Lego/Lovecraft ad parody:

 

I tried searching for any Cthulhu Lego how-tos, but found something even better: a massive Lego diorama depicting explorers tangling with a variety of Lovecraftian monsters.

I was, however, baffled and a bit annoyed by the random insertion of Doctor Who characters into the mix. I did some further research into the matter and found that there were a few Doctor Who novels featuring Cthulhu Mythos references. Although I’m less confused now, I’m still a bit annoyed by the Doctor’s appearance. It’s more than a little goofy to me that all-powerful alien “gods” can get beat up by some guy in a time machine. After all, much of the horror from Lovecraft’s stories stems from how the Great Old Ones and Outer Gods can’t be defeated. Also, wouldn’t a being capable of defeating Cthulhu & co. take their place among the races that worshiped them? Frenzied chants to a man who lives in a mysterious blue box just wouldn’t have the same “umph” that stuff like “…those grinning caverns of earth’s centre where Nyarlathotep, the mad faceless god, howls blindly to the piping of two amorphous idiot flute-players” has.

Even if you disagree with me on the above, I’m sure we all can agree on this: Lovecraft’s mind would be blown if he ever found out people were recreating things from his horror stories using kids’ toys.

The Angry Beavers: The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up

Nicktoons generally have at least one Halloween episode.  Doug, The Mighty B, Catscratch, SpongeBob SquarePants and Rocko’s Modern Life have had one.  I hardly need to mention Danny Phantom in this paragraph.

None of the aforementioned shows can hold a candle to The Angry Beavers‘ late-October 1998 episode, “The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up.”  Titular rodents Norbert (Nick Bakay) and Daggett (Richard Steven Horvitz) go trick-or-treating on October 30, in an ill-fated attempt to avoid the Halloween candy rush.

By pure luck, they arrive at the home of their B-movie idol, Oxnard Montalvo.  A meteor has crashed on Montalvo’s property.  Statues of monsters come to life, Daggett gets pissy and bad things generally happen.  Since it’s a Nicktoon, lots of adult-oriented jokes are wadded into the episode.

Tom Kane is great as Montalvo, spewing the most hilariously insipid dialogue imaginable.  Kane plays Kane, his voice being one of the most identifiable in cartoons. This is one of Kane’s best-ever roles.

Jonathan Haze, a/k/a Seymour Krelboin from 1960’s The Little Shop of Horrors, voices Mann Servante.  Adrienne Barbeau (The Fog, Creepshow, Swamp Thing) is cast as Toluca Lake.  Mission: Impossible‘s Peter Graves has a dual role as narrator and General Warning.

Former Screen Actors Guild president William Schallert voices Dr. Cowtiki, a man with a knack for both science and moving the plot along.  Cowtiki is the episode’s authority figure, a default Schallert role.  Schallert is about as good as Kane, showing films and blandly explaining pseudoscience.

The best casting has to be John Byner as the alien – yes, Bizarre‘s John Byner. The alien is feeding off reality in order to take over the universe, or something.  The alien’s motivations aren’t that clear.  It also has the tendency to repeat dialogue.


I have the tendency to repeat dialogue!

The thin joke of a plot is an excuse to show off monster designs.  Once possessed by the alien, Servante brings the creatures to life, turning Oxnard Montalvo’s world into a black-and-white reality of madness.  Not surprisingly, Montalvo, Cowtiki and Lake don’t live in the real world to begin with.

The Angry Beavers‘ odd sense of humour is amply demonstrated.  Redundant dialogue abounds.  Toluca Lake sprains her ankle repeatedly, screaming whenever it’s dramatically convenient.  The military base has a Kit-Cat clock – at least, a version that won’t get Nickelodeon sued.

This is, without a doubt, the best Angry Beavers episode.  It takes one of The Angry Beavers‘ core strengths – the juxtaposition of realistic artwork with cartoon beavers – and runs with it for a half hour.  This is to The Angry Beavers what “Toby Danger” is to Freakazoid!

The Angry Beavers is among the last of the great 1990s Nicktoons.  AB would be cancelled by Nickelodeon in 2001, in part due to its breaking the fourth wall in one unproduced episode. It’s never a good idea to make fun of the network paying your cheques, doubly so when it’s Nickelodeon and the show specifically states that it’s ending.

More of The Angry Beavers‘ horror film allusions will be mentioned in future GdL articles.  They’re a staple of Norbert and Daggett’s viewing habits, the horror parodies being the best parts of the show.

Remember, anything is possible…if it happens.

Horror’s MARVELous Influence

It just occurred to me just how much Marvel Comics seems to have been influenced by the horror genre when it came to creating some of their superhero characters. And no, I’m not talking about how many of them either made their debut in or had stories published in former horror/sci-fi comics such as Tales of Suspense, Journey into Mystery, Strange Tales, Amazing Fantasy, and Tales to Astonish.

Sure, it’s pretty obvious how certain horror stories influenced the Incredible Hulk. Dr. Banner’s (usually) unwilling transformation into the destructive force that is the Hulk nicely mirrors Dr. Jekyll’s relationship with his Mr. Hyde persona. Like Universal’s take on Frankenstein’s monster, the very large and very strong Hulk often comes into conflict with people who deal with things they fear (and don’t understand) by attacking them. Like Frankenstein’s monster, the Hulk’s limited intelligence and speaking abilities also impede his efforts to find peace. Those factors might also explain why both have befriended small children.

However, what you might not know is that the Hulk’s origin story seems to be lifted from The Amazing Colossal Man (which came out about five years before the first issue of the Hulk’s comic book). Think about it: both involve a scientist being mutated due to exposure to an experimental bomb blast while trying to rescue the driver of a vehicle stranded in the test area! Come to think of it, I wonder if the name “The Amazing Colossal Man” could have influenced Marvel’s decision to add adjectives to the titles of many of their superhero titles (The Amazing Spider-Man, The Uncanny X-Men, etc).

Even those without much knowledge of the character can tell that Dr. Henry Pym (aka Ant-Man) is based on The Incredible Shrinking Man. The influence become more apparent when one realizes that Dr. Pym made his debut in a science fiction story called “The Man in the Ant Hill” in 1962, wherein he is accidentally shrunk in an experiment and has to battle ants in order to survive. By his next appearance, Pym has mastered the ability to change size and created a device that lets him communicate with his former foes.

Also, is it merely a coincidence that both the Mighty Thor’s alter ego and the title character in Monster on Campus are both named Dr. Donald Blake? Pat yourself on the back if you guessed that the horror movie came out years before Thor made his first appearance!

But this (seeming) influence also works in reverse. The monster costume used in 1962’s Hand of Death appears to be a blatant rip-off of the ever lovin’ blue-eyed Thing, right down to the trench coat and sunglasses disguise used when both characters try to blend in with the general public. I must admit to originally thinking the Thing was the rip-off until I took the time to research the year the first issue of the Fantastic Four was published: 1961. But I have heard claims the film was already in production a few months before the FF’s first appearance and how it’s all just a big coincidence. Now if only I could get a definitive answer as to whether Full Moon’s Doctor Mordrid was originally planned as a licensed adaptation of Doctor Strange or if it was just a shameless rip-off…

UPDATE: Yeah, Doctor Mordrid was a rip-off. But it’s also a rip-off with a very interesting backstory…

Free D&D: 2nd Edition

My monthly visit GdL’s Google Analytics page revealed that August’s “Free D&D” entry seems to have gotten fairly popular. So as a special treat, here’s another batch of free downloads culled from Wikipedia:

Ravenloft II: The House on Gryphon Hill should be of interest to horror fans who play RPGs.

Similarly, Palace of the Silver Princess is interesting due to the cool monster on the cover and the fact that the original “banned” version (more info here) is now available online.

Dare you uncover the strange secret of Dungeonland and The Land Beyond the Magic Mirror?

Wizards of the Coast’s general downloads page offers The Secret of Bone Hill and a plethora of other freebies. They include (but aren’t limited to):

Needle
City of Gold
Fires of Zatal
Gold and Glory
Endless Armies
Ronin Challenge
Test of the Samurai
The Savage Frontier
Mad Monkey vs. the Dragon Claw

Finally, it should be stressed that the disclaimer from the Free D&D “First Edition” applies to this (and any future) installment(s). Enjoy!

As always, Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of downloading or streaming from any links given here. Attempt at your own discretion. Some downloads may not work in certain regions. We make no guarantees about the future availability of the material listed above, so get them while you can. Blah blah blah…

Down, Down, Down

You might know that Ween wrote a song for Spongebob Squarepants, and you might be cool to know that The Ghastly Ones did the music for the Halloween episode. Perhaps then, you might remember a live-action episode sandwiching Tom Kinney in a pirate costume in between cartoons, which ended with this song. Just discovered that it was Lux Interior singing. I guess I was a real birdbrain, myself.

We lost a good one last year. Shame.

Channel 68 Memories

Maybe it’s due to writing about some video rental store memories in my last post or maybe it’s just nostalgia for the “the old days” sparked by my dissatisfaction with the place I’m currently stuck in, but I’ve been thinking a lot about my past lately. More specifically, I’ve been thinking about Channel 68 (aka WABU).

I lucked into finding an in-depth Wikipedia article about the history of the station, which has far more history than I had previously realized. For those of you who are too lazy to click that link, I’ll provide a brief summary: The station I refer to as Channel 68 started out as WQTV in 1979 and changed ownership and programming styles numerous times over the years. I started watching in 1996, when the station was known as WABU and owned/run by Boston University. I can vaguely recall that it was actually channel twenty-something on our city’s cable service, but the “68” logo that would occasionally pop up in the corner of the screen has cemented itself in my mind as the channel’s true name.

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2010 (corpses to bury)

(and only two cups of coffee left.)

Goodness Ghoulies, where has my head been? Weird Jon and the Atomic Mystery Monster come back and I disappear. Dig, dig, dig.

2009 ended with the finale of Season 2 of Transylvania TV and the X-mas special of Spook House Dave. Check them out. If you scrounge up some spare silver-dollars, throw them their way. Puppets. We’ve got some more puppetry coming up this year along with some other stuff. 

Man, it’s good to have WJ back. Sorry I’ve gone underground and been quiet for a while but it happens to the best of us. But a good gravedigger never stays buried for long.

Bloody New Fear!

I honestly was going to call this entry “Bloody New Year,” but I didn’t want people to think that I was going to review British schlockmeister Norman J. Warren’s Bloody New Year (also known as Time Warp Terror in the UK). Instead, all I’m offering is a trailer (thanks to Unhinged1980s’ channel), some memories and a wish that you all have a Happy New Year.

Although I’ve never seen Bloody New Year, it holds a special place in my heart. I first saw the VHS release as a little kid in Connecticut during one of the family trips to a little “mom and pop” store called “Absolute Video.” It was my first “real” video store I had ever been to, as all prior rentals had been done at the public library. Even then, I was a horror fan and would sneak off from the kiddie section as soon as I got a chance. In addition to the standard classic horror films and 80’s slasher series, Absolute Video had several tapes whose covers always fascinated me and etched themselves into my brain: Mako: The Jaws of Death. Link. April Fool’s Day. Prince of Darkness. The Wizard of Gore. The Being. The Kindred. And of course, Bloody New Year. Although my parents did let me watch certain horror movies, they drew the line at those movies. And yet they let my younger brother and I watch Prophecy. Go figure.

There was something about its cover, an odd mix of cheesy and cool that always drew my eyes toward it whenever I visited. It’s easy to imagine some employee at Academy Home Entertainment desperately gussying up a skeleton borrowed from a high school science class with various goods from the local party supply store, just so they can collect a bonus promised by the boss. But I kid because I love. In the age of DVD and Blu-Ray, covers like this are a rarity.

It’s been ages since my last visit to Absolute Video. Sadly, there will never be another visit, as they closed up during the mid-to-late 90’s. I’ve long since forgotten what business eventually moved in the vacated space. The same went for another video store from my childhood, Stop and Shop Video. That part of the grocery chain shut down, apparently due to increased competition from Blockbuster Video. Although I do not know the exact fate of the “Video Galaxy 2” (yet another rental store from my youth), I fear it has also gone the way of Absolute Video and Stop and Shop Video.

As for those movies whose covers fascinated me, I’ve actually managed to track down and watch April Fool’s Day and The Being. They haven’t disappointed. Maybe I’ll write about them someday; It’s a whole new year full of untold promises. Hell, maybe I’ll even get to see Bloody New Year one of these days!

Happy New Year!

New Fear’s Evil

I mean…New Year’s Evil:

 

 

 

(from BleedingSkull’s Youtube channel) 

Stay tuned…

Merry Christmassacre (and Happy Horrordays)!

I originally wasn’t sure what I should call this post. Gravedigger’s Local 16 strives to be all-inclusive and not promote one holiday over another (save for Halloween), but I already used the title “Happy Horrordays” last year and didn’t want to repeat myself. So I decided to do three separate posts devoted to the holidays that get the most focus: Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. Although I came up with pun names like “Killwanzaa” and “Hanukkill” (or should it be “Chanukill?”), I couldn’t think of anything horror-related that would properly fit either of those holidays to my satisfaction. Maybe some of you out there in readerland could give me a few suggestions?

Then came the issue of coming up with horror pun names (and content) for holidays like HumanLight, (HumanFright? HumaimLight?) Festivus or any of the other holidays observed in December. In fact, it’s became more and more obvious to me why people opt to just stick with “Happy Holidays.”

So I just gave up and slapped together something involving clips from some Christmas-themed slasher movies I found on kennethjohnali’s Youtube channel:

Those of you who don’t get the joke should read this. And since that (reedited) clip from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 so short, let’s follow it up with more clips from the film:

And seeing as I already linked to some clips from that movie in July, here’s some stuff from the original Silent Night, Deadly Night:

Happy Horrordays!

’tis the season…FOR HALLOWEEN SHOPPING?

It’s well known that November 1st is one of the best times to load up on Halloween goodies at bargain prices. But did you know that after-Christmas sales are also a good way to stock up on stuff for Halloween? Or that some decorations can be used on both holidays? The GdL gang has put their heads together and came up with two handy lists of ideas to help explain it all.

1. Have you ever considered buying a large, freestanding Santa Claus figure? Besides their most obvious use, it’s also possible to use them on Halloween by changing the clothing and adding a mask. Just be sure to test how much you can move the limbs and see if the clothes have Velcro straps before purchasing, as you don’t want a figure that’s impossible to change the clothing on. Although in such a scenario, a simple hooded black robe and overhead mask should be able to disguise Santa. To ensure maximum reusability, don’t glue down any new clothing or masks to the figure.

2. Christmas tree lights have so many uses on Halloween. Strands of orange and red lights can aid in fake fire effects, while blinking green lights can work well in a witch’s cauldron. They can also be used to create eyes glowing in the darkness or simply adorn equipment in a mad scientist’s laboratory or an alien spaceship. There are even some certain strands of lights that let you change the behavior of the bulbs with a push of a button, which let you create “chaser” and fading light effects. Be sure to read the packaging prior to buying in order to see if they give off a lot of heat or if lead paint was used on the wiring. And be sure to never leave them unattended for long periods of time (if at all) or have them near any flammable objects.

3. Speaking of lights, December is also a great time to pick up some flicker flame light bulbs. These little beauties are designed to mimic the look of real flames and can be used in certain types of electric candoliers, candelabras, chandeliers, and Christmas tree lights. Certain Halloween haunters and Christmas decorators will undoubtedly want to use such bulbs to create (more) realistic fake candles. Just be sure to check whether or not the bulbs you want are compatible with the item you wish to use them in!

4. Similarly, one can also choose from a variety of fake candles. Just be aware that you can’t change the bulbs on some models.

5. Although intended for use on Christmas, red and green colored light bulbs (standard size) also work well on Halloween.

6. Motorized color wheels are used by some to bathe their Christmas trees in varying shades of color. Home haunters can use a hidden one to create “magical” effects for witch and wizard-related displays. Or, if they use a homemade plexiglass disc with a black bowtie-like section painted on, they can make props placed in dark areas appear and disappear.

7. Those little animated figurines you often see in stores not only make for an interesting Christmas decoration, but they can be useful on Halloween as well. Strong thread or fishing line tied from each moving part to a small or lightweight item, such as a rubber spider, can create the illusion of independent movement (provided the animated figure itself is hidden from view).

8. Twinkle light plugs can make certain kinds of non-blinking light strands “twinkle” when they are plugged into it, which can further aid fake fire effects in Halloween displays.

9. Miniature floodlights (and bulbs), along with extension cords and power strips, work just as well on Halloween as they do on Christmas. Think about it, won’t you?

10. Although they’re not decorations, relaxation devices that play sounds like rain falling and heartbeats are often found in droves during this time of year. They may be intended as gifts, but there’s no rule against someone buying one to use as a sound effects generator for Halloween.

For those of you who don’t care about reusing your purchase come next December:

1. The larger Santa figures that move and says (or sings) Christmas-related stuff could potentially be the star of your next Halloween display if you have some wiring skills. For example, this skilled home haunter managed to turn a dancing Santa Claus into a dancing pirate.

2. Those moving, light-up reindeer can become animatronic wolves with a little time and effort.

3. You know those silver, globe-shaped ornaments often found on Christmas trees? Phantasm spheres waiting to happen.

4. If you’re lucky enough to find one of those little talking Christmas trees, buy it immediately. They’re useful in a wide variety of homemade animatronic effects.

5. Smaller animated figurines can make for all sorts of little monsters, like this nasty clown.

6. The type of gold foil paper that lends itself to well to making homemade Lament Configurations is usually stocked in greeting card stores right about now.

7. Buy a bunch of Santa, elf, snowman, etc. decorations and give them fangs and the like. Now you can have “Santa Claws” and his cohorts wish people a “Scary Christmas” in October and/or December. That said, please keep in mind that people are far less tolerant of spooky/gory displays after October 31st. If you really want to go that route, perhaps doing something based on the more kid-friendly The Nightmare Before Christmas would be a better idea.

8. Come to think of it, setting up a flying crank ghost or grim reaper in a display with a dummy of a scared old man in bed would be a good way to reuse Halloween props in December and not arouse any anger. Who’s going to get worked up over scenes from A Christmas Carol?

Words of Wisdom:

Whenever possible, look up information about the product(s) you want to buy online before purchasing in order to avoid getting a faulty or potentially dangerous item.

If you see something you absolutely must have, we recommend buying it ASAP. There’s no telling what will or will not be available come December 26th, save for maybe the most common or generic of items.

Gravedigger’s Local 16 is not to be held responsible for the content on or anything that may occur (be it good or bad) as a result of visiting any links on the above sites, downloading from them or constructing a project that’s detailed on them. This also applies to any suggestions made here. Attempt at your own discretion.

A Horrorday Gift

Remember how I mentioned Redbox last month? For those not in the know, Redbox is a video rental service where you can rent (and even buy) DVDs from a kiosk located at your local supermarket, convenience store, or even certain fast food establishments. What makes Redbox so interesting is that they regularly give out free rental codes. To use the code, you need to insert your credit card into the machine and press a button labeled “Rent with a Promo Code” before entering in the code.

You can get free codes mailed to you by signing up for their online mailing list. You can also get codes by following them on Twitter or by visiting their blog. Also, one of AMM’s friends is also known to give out codes he’s gathered on his Twitter account.

For more information on Redbox and their rental service, I recommend visiting their Wikipedia entry.

UPDATE: You can find even more codes on the DVD Talk forums!

Cybernetic Ghost of Chanukkah Past from the Future

[fog machine]

THIS IS THE CYBERNETIC GHOST OF CHANUKKAH PAST FROM THE FUTURE AND I HAVE COME FROM THE DISTANT FUTURE TO DELIVER AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO YOU. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RELEASE OF A CERTAIN HOLIDAY ALBUM, NOR WAS IT SPONSORED BY TURNER BROADCASTING.

WHERE WAS I? OH YES…I WOULD HAVE COME SOONER, BUT MY PROGRESS WAS DELAYED BY THE CHICKENS. WHY ARE THEY IMPORTANT? AS IT IS WRITTEN IN THE CHANUKKAHNOMICON…

[fog machine]

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO IN THE DISTANT FUTURE, THERE RAGED A BATTLE OF MAN VS. MACHINE VS. CHICKEN. THE MIDDLE EAST WAS ONCE AGAIN FIGHTING OVER OIL…ONE DAY’S WORTH SPREAD OUT OVER EIGHT DAYS, TO BE SPECIFIC. ONLY ONE MAN COULD SAVE THE OIL FROM THE CHICKENS: MYRON BRUCE LEE AND HIS MIGHTY CHANUKKICK! WHICH IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM A HANNUKICK IN EVERY WAY. BUT ALAS, THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO END THE WAR.

DREIDEL, DREIDEL, DREIDEL, I MADE YOU OUT OF CLAY. BUT THE BATTLEDREIDELS WERE MADE OF DEATH! NOT UNLIKE THE DEATH SUFFERED BY RESISTANCE LEADER CHRISTIAN BALE AFTER BEING BETRAYED AND MURDERED BY HIS ROBO…HEY, IS THAT MANISCHEWITZ?

[chugs]

THAT STUFF GOES THROUGH ME LIKE CRAP THROUGH A GOOSE…AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT GEESE. OR DUCKS, FOR THAT MATTER…

 

 

SEE WHAT I MEAN? THAT WAS NOT SAFE FOR WORK. NOR WAS IT SAFE FOR ANYONE DURING THE MACHINE WARS. TO HIDE THE DISTRIBUTION OF LASER-GUIDED SOCKS FROM THE CHICKENS, THEY HAD TO BE MIXED IN WITH OTHER GIFTS AND SPREAD OUT OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL NIGHTS. THESE VAST WEAPONS “SOCKPILES” WERE THEN USED IN THE GREAT ROBOT BATTLE OF 198X, WHICH YOU ARE DESTINED TO WITNESS.

…OH, AND PAIN. THE BATTLEDREIDELS WERE ALSO MADE OF PAIN.

Krampusmas

Teddy Roosevelt is far too amused by how terrified those kids are.  Just sayin'...

Many of you probably know of the Krampus from its appearance on The Venture Bros. Christmas special. For those that don’t, I’ll explain:

The Krampus is a type of legendary creature (some accounts claim it’s a type of incubus) that is said to act as a companion or counterpart to Saint Nicholas (aka Santa Claus) during his travels to the Alpine regions of Europe. Instead of being a jolly elf like one might expect to travel with Santa, the Krampus is large hairy monster with massive horns, sharp fangs, and cloven hooves. “Krampus” is derived from “Krampen,” the Old High German word for “claw.” That’s right, “Santa Claws”-style jokes are nothing new. Whereas St. Nicholas would give out presents to well-behaved children, the Krampus would punish naughty boys and girls by beating them with a birch rod. Sometimes the Krampus would even steal away children in the large sack he carries around; a kind of bizarro version of Saint Nicholas bringing and leaving presents from his sack! The threat of being given coal on Christmas for being bad seems quite desirable in comparison to being throttled and carried away by a horrible monster for who-knows-what.

But the Krampus tradition involves much more than spooky stories and threats to make children behave. Chase’s calendar of events 2009 notes that in countries where the tradition is celebrated, many young men will dress up as Krampuses (Krampi?) and roam the area to scare people and swat at them with sticks. Their costumes are made from various types of fur, hair, or rags topped off with masterfully-carved wooden masks. It is also not unusual for them to carry warning bells or clanking chains as well. Thanks to the magic of Youtube, we can see this tradition in action:

The Wikipedia entry on the Krampus, my source for several of the above facts, has a wonderful gallery of Krampus costume pictures that I encourage you to visit.

There are also other European Christmas traditions involving Krampus-like beings who give out punishments (and sometimes gifts) to children during the Yuletide season, ranging from hairy beings of varying temperament to shabbily-dressed older men.

Although Italy has a tradition involving a hairy creature, it isn’t all that comparable to the Krampus since the Badalisc is a good creature that is captured by townspeople and forced to tell gossip. The only similarities are the furry nature of the beasts and the “person in a costume” aspect of both traditions.

In short, Europeans have way cooler Christmas traditions than Americans do. Well, except for the variations on the “Black Peter” companion, whose sooty face and hands are uncomfortably close to racism and blackface…

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